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Hello and welcome to ME. That's right. ME. You wanna know why? Because: I'm awesome. I mean. The ladies LOVE me!
No one has more parings and fan driven ships than I do. I'm the best.
(Huge roaring applause) Yes. I know. Thank you. Thank you.
Although ladies, I do have to say that some things just don't make any sense. I can understand you all writing crazy things about Suki and me, and I can understand you guys exploiting my love of Yue, but me and… TOPH?!
SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I knew I was in a relationship with her. I mean, I guess it would be okay if she had a crush on me, but some people are writing nasty fan fictions.
Although, I guess she has a lot of potential to grow. So the fan fictions where her and me have a relationship in the distant future is… intriguing. (Don't tell her I said that or anything.) But right now I'm really into Suki. I hate to break it to all my fan girls, but I'm kind of involved right now.
Oh, hi Suki! Here comes my girl now. We were just talking about you…
You know?
Ah! Don't throw your fan at me!
Ah! Stop it! No! No I haven't had any cactus juice! Don't you trust me?!
And that concludes today's episode of It's Just the Cactus Juice Talking!
Boomerang Squad out-
