Ai: OMG. I went to check my email today in the morning and discovered that I had 21 EMAILS FROM YOU GUYS!! O____O Definitely a record for a noobie writer like me. And out of those 21 emails, 12 were reviews/questions. I feel so loved. As promised, -hands out cookies and cassettes containing copies of the previous interview's filming- HERE!

Disclaimer: This is just the line to state that I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn (sob!) and Youtube before the fun begins.


Ai: -video camera in hand once again- Miss me?

KHR cast: No.

Ai: Awww. Anyways, we're still continuing this, because there are JUST too many questions we want to ask you. ^^

Gokudera: Jyuudaime, let's just ignore her and go.

Ai: Oh hohoho, is that a refusal to cooperate I hear?

Gokudera: That's right!

Ai: You're STILL being blackmailed, you do realize, Gokudera-kun? –rummages around in insanely huge bag and extracts two cassettes out- See this? It's labeled 'Sawada Tsunayoshi' and 'Gokudera Hayato'. Just to let you know, they contain each of your secrets so deep and dark and deadly (Wow, alliteration! XD) that I'm very sure you'd KILL to get them back.

Tsuna: HIIIEEE!! YOU'RE KIDDING!

Gokudera: -pales and pulls out dynamite-

Ai: SEE?! I knew it. I'll give them back to you when I feel like it, so if you don't want to see these clips uploaded on Youtube then you'd better cooperate with me~

Gokudera: YOU DEMON!

Ai: Uh huuuh… -takes out laptop from bag and begins to switch it on-

Tsuna: DON'T!

Gokudera: OKAY, OKAY! WE'LL COOPERATE!

Ai: -closes laptop- Good boys. Ahahahaha… It's fun to blackmail people. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that ALL of you are under the same circumstances.

KHR cast: -pales-

Ai: -inserts a blank cassette into video camera and pulls out cue cards from pocket-

Dino: What happened to the paper?

Ai: Eh, we kinda received a LOT of questions today, y'see… When I wrote them down on the paper it got so long that I kept tripping over it. So I figured cue cards would be neater.

Dino: But you've now got a stack of cards three inches thick! –sweatdrop-

Ai: Isn't that a good thing?

KHR cast: No.

Ai: -fumbles with cards- You've still got the same number of questions anyway. –presses 'Record' button- Aaand, we should begin. First up is! … Whoa, that's a lot of questions. –looks up- We'll go through them one by one, or else I'll forget what were the questions asked. Hey, guys, the next… ten(?) questions or so are from Sannin-Songo-san.

Mukuro: May I please hug you?

Ai: Sure! –opens door to let Sannin-Songo in, then hugs Mukuro with her- Kyaa~kyaa~

Mukuro: Is this going to become a every-interview thing?

Ai: -lets Sannin-Songo out of the room- I think so, you ARE pretty popular.

Mukuro: …

Ai: -throws first cue card over shoulder- Mukuro-sama, the next one is addressed to you as well.

Why does your hair looks like a pineapple and how do you get it like that?

Mukuro: It's just the way I like to style it.

Ai: But a PINEAPPLE hairstyle?

Mukuro: … And I use hair-gel.

Ai: I was kinda under the impression that stuff like hair-gel NEVER existed in the Anime World. Just to let you know, pineapple hairstyle is a MENACE to draw… -holds up an entire folder full of sketches of Mukuro and Chrome- See? Evidence.

Chrome: -remains quiet-

Mukuro: -holds up trident-

Ai: Don't poke me. N-Next!

Bel: Why do you hide your eyes?

Belphegor: Ushishishi, because I'm a prince.

And don't give me the 'Because I'm a prince' B.S I want a real explaination!

Belphegor: …

Ai: Ahahaha, looks like Bel-san's excuse has failed him.

Belphegor: Peasants don't need to know how my eyes look like.

Ai: One such peasant is currently blackmailing you. And uhh, eyes look like eyes, maybe? What's there to hide?

Belphegor: Shall I kill you?

Ai: And get the clips of all your embarrassing moments uploaded in Youtube as a result? Sure.

Belphegor: … Peasant.

Ai: Ooh yeah, being a peasant is good. Don't worry, Bel-san, I still love you.

Fran: You're pathetic, sempai.

Belphegor: Don't push your luck, stupid froggie.

Ai: I love you too, Fran-san. Next is a question for you.

Fran: Is Fran a nickname or is it your actual name?

Fran: It's my name.

Ai: Isn't fran a type of dessert?

Fran: Tell that to the people who named me.

Ai: Your mom and dad?

Fran: I'm not telling you.

Ai: I'd like to meet your mom and dad and shake their hands. I like the way they raised you to be such a wonderful smartass.

Fran: .____.

Ai: No, I'm not being sarcastic, I'm serious.

Belphegor: Ushishishi, stupid froggies will be stupid froggies.

Fran: Much better than you, stupid Fallen Prince.

Belphegor: -throws a knife at Fran- Without the 'fallen', stupid froggie.

Fran: -dodges- Fallen Prince, Fallen Prince.

Belphegor: -throws more knives-

Ai: Hit me and you'll… -barely dodges a knife- … THAT'S IT!! Dino-san, loan me your whip. You are not allowed to refuse.

Dino: -gulps and hands whip over-

Ai: EAT WHIP, IDIOT!! –randomly flails whip around but somehow manages to catch Bel's hand to stop him from throwing anymore knives-

-ten minutes later-

Belphegor and Fran: Why am I tied together with this idiot? –each tied to a chair with rope then tied together back to back-

Reborn: Girls can be scary.

Ai: -holds up Bel's knives in all full glory- I'VE CONFISCATED ALL YOUR KNIVES AND I'M NOT GIVING THEM BACK UNTIL YOU APOLOGISE!!

Belphegor: I'd never apologize to a peasant like you.

Ai: THEN STAY THERE!

Fran: Stupid sempai, can't you just apologize to her to get us untied.

Belphegor: Shut up, you stupid kouhai.

Ai: NEXT!

Byakuran: How do you feel about everyone at my school thinking your an albino freak?

Byakuran: That's funny! But I'm not.

Ai: Any evidence?

Byakuran: -smile- I'm just not.

Ai: Riiiiight…

Mammon/Viper: What gender are you?

Mammon: I'll tell you only if you pay me.

Ai: How about you tell us because I'm blackmailing you?

Mammon: -considers- No.

Ai: -sigh- Fine, here's one buck. –gives Mammon a dollar- And now that I've paid you, you'd better not mess about like Bel-san –points- over there.

Belphegor: …

Mammon: I'm a male. Obviously.

Ai: You look suspiciously feminine. Especially as an adult.

Mammon: I'm a MALE.

Ai: Okay, okay, we get it! –throws more cue cards over shoulder-

Reborn: How many diffrent special/secret shots are there?

Reborn: That's a secret.

Ai: Tell? Pretty please?

Reborn: If you'll hand the tape about me over.

Ai: Forget it. Well, I obviously don't know as much as Reborn but let's go through the list… -counts off fingers- There's the Rebuke Bullet, the Dying Will Bullet, and there's the ones that Reborn-san shot into Tsuna's stomach, arms and legs, right? That's five, as far as we know.

Reborn: That's right.

Ai: So there.

Hibari: Why do you say 'I'll bite you to death' when you do no actual biting?

Ai: AHAHAHA! Yeah, the first time I heard Hibari-san say that, I thought that he really WAS going to bite Tsuna! The mental image was funny.

Hibari: -glares-

Ai: What~!

Hibari: Herbivores just need to be bitten to death.

Ai: But you don't actually BITE them, do you. Ah, I get it, you like to imagine them as your prey, don't you. And yourself as the predator. And whacking them off would be, like, -makes a 'chomping' action with free hand- right?

Hibari: Think of it however you like it.

Ai: I take that as a yes~

Haru: What would you do if Tsuna just randomly died?

Haru: Hahii?! Tsuna-san?!

Ai: Eh? But doesn't Tsuna 'randomly die' almost everyday?

Tsuna: I-I do?

Ai: Dying Will mode much?

Tsuna: That doesn't count, does it?!

Reborn: It does.

Ai: Recently you seem to have stopped going into Dying Will mode, though.

Haru: Tsuna-san! Is this true?!

Tsuna: M-Maybe…

Ai: It is.

Haru: But Tsuna-san is alive right now, isn't he? -confused-

Ai: He is, but it's a 'if' question. And don't think too much into it, just… answer the question.

Haru: Tsuna-san wouldn't die! Because he is invincible!!

Tsuna: -sweatdrop- Haru, that's…

Ai: Uh huh… -having fun filming- NEXT QUESTION IS!!

Tsuna: Ever consider commiting suicide from all the abuse you get and the insanity you have to live with?

Ai: Probably quite a few times.

Tsuna: NO! I mean, maybe, but I wouldn't do it!

Ai: Too cowardly to do so huh?

Tsuna: W-W-W-Wh--!

Reborn: Apparently so.

Ai: I agree. XD –high fives Reborn-

Tsuna: Reborn! Ai! Don't decide on such things by yourselves!

Gokudera: Nothing is too hard for the Jyuudaime to do!

Haru: That's right!

Ai: … Gokudera-kun, Haru, you DO realize that we're talking about Tsuna committing suicide here!

Gokudera: He wouldn't, but the Jyuudaime can do anything when he puts his mind to it!

Ai: For his own good, you'd better hope he doesn't.

Tsuna: AI!!

Ai: Yes? Wait, wait, hold up, you've got another question.

If you had a choice between Kyoko and Haru, who would you marry?

Tsuna: EHHHH?!!!! –blush-

Ai: ANSWER OR DIE! XD Oh boy, this is going to be good. –films- We all know his answer, obviously, but what I'd like to see is Tsuna getting abused.

Tsuna: I-I CAN'T ANSWER THAT!

Ai: YES YOU CAN! HOW HARD CAN IT BE?! JUST ONE NAME! AND IT SHALL SEAL YOUR FATE!!!

Tsuna: THERE'S NO WAY I CAN ANSWER THAT!

Reborn: -points gun at Tsuna- Answer it, if you're a man.

Tsuna: HIIIIEEEE!!!

Ai: -takes out laptop-

Tsuna: HIIIEE!! OKAY, I'LL ANSWER!! IT'S K-K-KYOKO-CHAN! –blushes like crazy-

Ai: Oh my gosh this is gonna be good. –filming eagerly-

-silence-

Ai: … -looks around- Hold up, where's Haru-san? And Kyoko-san, while we're at it.

Dino: Ah, I got them to leave the room. –grin-

Ai: … Dino-san, you traitor. –inserts a cassette into laptop (don't ask me how that is possible. It's a just a very wonderful custom-made laptop. XD)-

Dino: AH, DON'T DO IT!! OAO;;

Ai: -types 'youtube .com' and presses 'Enter'-

Dino: SOMEBODY STOP HER!

-many persuasions later-

Dino: Whew.

Ai: Ahahaha~~ That was fun~ Okay, next question!

Reborn, Colonello & Lal Mirch: Why are you so mean to poor Skull?

Colonello: Because he's weak, kora!

Ai: He's not exactly THAT weak.

Reborn: He's the weakest in the Arcobaleno.

Skull: It's all because I'm the youngest… -gets squished by Lal Mirch-

Lal Mirch: Weakling.

Skull: T_T

Ai: Talk about abusive sempais. O__O; Okay, Skull get up, you've got questions!

Skull: Can I hug you?

Ai: No need to ask, my friend! –opens door then picks Skull up and shoves him into Sannin-Songo's arms-

Skull: ARGH!

Ai: Be good! XD –lets Sannin-Songo out again- See, that wasn't so bad, was it~!

How many picerings do you have?

Ai: Remove your helmet of doom, Skully boy! XD

Skull: -removes very reluctantly-

Ai: AND NOW WE SHALL COUNT! FOR JUSTICE!!

KHR cast: -sweatdrop-

Ai: Hnn… Lessee here… -counts- … Six, yup! One at his eyebrow, three under his lower lip and one on each ear. … That's a lot. Even my friend only has three. Oh, and I'll tell you something random. –brings video camera closer to Skull's face- His piercings look disproportionately huge on his face.

Skull: -quickly puts helmet on again-

Ai: 'Guess it's because he's a baby right now. Ever thought of removing some piercings?

Skull: No!

Ai: -shrugs- Oh well.

Fon: Are you related to Hibari?

Hibari: -glaaares-

Ai: OOH, OOH, I'M CHINESE! FON-SAN, LET'S TALK IN CHINESE! XD Uhh… Fon xian sheng, ni… Err… Something… Hibari-san… ma? ARGH, MY CHINESE SUCKS! T_T

Gokudera: So much for being Chinese.

Ai: Shut up. Let's try this again… Ni… Ni… S-Something… Hibari-san… ARGH! FORGET IT!! FON-SAN, ARE YOU RELATED TO HIBARI-SAN!

Fon: -smile- No.

Ai: I SEE! SEE, GOKUDERA-KUN?! I CAN CONVERSE WITH FON-SAN!

Gokudera: BUT NOT IN CHINESE!

Ai: NOBODY SAID THAT IT HAD TO BE IN CHINESE!

Fon: -smile + sweatdrop-

Ai: Urgh… Next!

Dino: Why are you so clumsy and useless without your men?

Ai: YEAH, WHY!

Dino: Err…

Ai: Okay, let's phrase it in another way. Why are you reliable ONLY when your men are around!

Dino: B-Because I've got to show them that I can be a reliable boss?

Ai: Wouldn't it be better if you're reliable ALL THE TIME?

Dino: Well… It's just the way it is?

Ai: …

Reborn: You're still useless, even after all these years, Dino.

Dino: Reborn!

Tsuna: D-Dino-san… O___O;

Gokudera & Yamamoto: How do you feel about the pairing 8059?

Ai: OH, I LIKE THIS QUESTION! –points video camera at them- REVEAL YOUR SECRET AFFECTION FOR EACH OTHER! DO NOT LIE! THE FANGIRLS KNOW EVERYTHING!!

Gokudera: WHY YOU! –blush-

Ai: Aha, somebody's bluuuuushing~~~ Kyaaaa, this is so sweeeet~

Gokudera: You… -growlgrowl-

Yamamoto: Ahaha, we're just friends.

Ai: NOOOOOOOO!!! YOU LIE!!! –jabs finger- LIAR MOST FOUUUULLLL!!!

Yamamoto: It's true! –completely unbothered-

Ai: I must go through my lesson on Yaoi, the numbering system and the product of fangirls' imaginations with the class once more! Oh, and fangirls' wildest dreams.

KHR cast minus Yamamoto (because he's a bit of a dummy. A cute one, though) : NO!!!

Ai: EVIL MEANIEEEESSSSSS!!!!! BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP ONCE AGAIN! I WILL MAKE ALL OF YOU REALISE YOUR LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER!! EVENTUALLY! Now, -throws even more cue cards over shoulder- we've got more questions from kou seiren-san!

kou seiren:

I shall get a copy!! Of Kyouya-san's 'confession' of his preference about...
-cough-
So, if I may ask again, here they are~
#1 Gokudera-kun, how will you react if I said Tsuna's pregnant?
#2 Kyouya-san, what's your reaction if Irie-san said that your future self
had married? And had children, too?
#3 If I keep chasing and confessing to you for 10 years, will you accept me??
:'DD
#4 Fon-san, do you have any blood relation with Hibari-san? Even if you're
his far, far, far, faar away family member. And if yes, please do me a favor
by teaching him how to smile your angelic smile, even when he's 'biting'
people to death.. :x
#5 Byakuran, which one do you prefer more? Uni OR marshmallows? And I won't
have 'both' as the answer, you pedo-albino-freak. :x
I hope you good luck on interviewing those people then~ -gives cookies to
Ai-
=DD

Ai: -munching cookies- Oops, I accidentally read the first part aloud. –looks at Hibari-san- Not good.

Hibari: I'll bite you to death…

Ai: Sounds a lot more threatening then usual. –continues nibbling away at cookies unconcernedly-

Hibari: -pulls out tonfas-

Ai: O__O; Maybe more than 'a lot'. W-W-WAIT! HIBARI-SAN! Y-YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 'PREFERENCE' WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE!!

Hibari: -attacks Ai-

Ai: -dodging acrobatically plus filming plus nibbling cookies- WA-WA-WA-WA- WAAAAAAIT!!! HIBARI-SAAAAN!! I'LL FIGHT YOU ONE-ON-ONE LATER! SWEAR!

Hibari: -ignores-

Ai: I'LL GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO FIGHT REBORN-SAN AND BYAKURAN-SAN AS WELL!!

Hibari: … -considers- … -stops attacking- You'd better keep that promise.

Ai: Fangirl's honor.

Byakuran: Why, me? Versus Kyou-chan?

Reborn: Don't make decisions like this without consulting us. –points gun at Ai-

Ai: I have the tapes of blackmail, yes I do.

Hibari, Reborn and Byakuran: …

Ai: Gokudera-kun, Tsuna's pregnant.

Tsuna: EHHH?!!!!

Gokudera: DON'T BE STUPID, THERE'S NO WAY THE JYUUDAIME COULD---

Ai: You're the dad. –blush- Oops, why did I blush?

Gokudera: THE JYUUDAIME IS A GUY!!!

Ai: Technology is now awesome enough to enable guys to get pregnant too.

Gokudera: AS IF!!!

Ai: Sheesh, whatever happened to your sense of humor?!!

Tsuna: Such a thing would be impossible anyway!! And why me?!

Ai: Because kou seiren-san mentioned you and Gokudera-kun specifically. Moving on! Hibari-san, how would you react if—

Hibari: So?

Ai: … And said that you had chil—

Hibari: I asked you so what?

Ai: … Conclusion: Hibari-san does not care. And he probably wouldn't be a good husband/father either. Bad Hibari-san.

Hibari: …

Ai: And would you accept kou seiren-san?

Hibari: …Who's that.

Ai: Ehh… -waves cue cards around- The sender of these questions?

Hibari: Forget about it.

Ai: OAO NOOOO! BAD HIBARI-SAN!!! KOU SEIREN-SAN!! NEVER GIVE UP! I AM ALSO SURE THAT SOMEBODY WILL SUCCEED IN THAWING OUT HIBARI-SAN'S COLD, FROSTY HEART ONE DAY!

Hibari: Shut up.

Ai: HIBARI-SAN! MARRY ME! QAQ

Hibari: SHUT UP OR I'LL BITE YOU TO DEATH!

Ai: WELL SOMEBODY HAS GOTTA SUCCEED!! Uhm… we've kinda gotten the answer to question four already, the answer is no, sadly. But wait. –runs over to Fon- FON-SAN! –fails to converse in Chinese AGAIN- -gives up- FON-SAN, ARE YOU CONFIDENT OF AVOIDING ALL OF HIBARI-SAN'S ATTACKS?!

Fon: -smile- Probably.

Ai: OH MY GOSH THE SMILE! THE CUTE SMILE! FON-SAN! YOU MUST TEACH HIBARI-SAN HOW TO SMILE LIKE THAT!! –grabs Fon's hand- PROMISE YOU'LL TEACH HIM?! PROMISE! OKAY GOOD! –releases hand-

Fon: -sweatdrop-

Ai: HIBARI-SAN YOU NOW HAVE LESSONS WITH FON-SAN ON HOW TO SMILE EVERYDAY UNTIL I SAY SO! XD

Hibari: -glare-

Ai: NOW! BYAKURAN-SAN! UNI OR MARSHMELLOS OF NOT SO MUCH DOOM! … You pedo-albino freak. AHAHA!

Byakuran: Uni-chan, of course. –smile-

Ai: OKAY! XD NEXT MAIL! It's from xToki-san!

xToki:

Um...Gokudera-kun, are you and Yamamoto going out? Don't lie to me, I can see...teehee.

Ai: YES THEY ARE! XD

Gokudera: NO! WE ARE NOT!

Yamamoto: We aren't.

Ai: LIES!

Gokudera: Not this again. Look, I'll say it one last time! ALL! OF! US! HERE! ARE! STRAIGHT!!!

Ai: What about Lussuria? –points video camera at Lussuria-

Gokudera: … Except for Lussuria.

Lussuria: Hey!

Ai: I seriously doubt that.

Gokudera: Huh?

Ai: YOU'RE ALL GAY FOR EACH OTHER! DON'T DENY IT! YAOI FOR THE WIN!

Gokudera: I'd blow you up if it weren't for the tapes!!

Ai: See? Always come to an interview armed with blackmailing material.

Gokudera: Youuuu--!!!

Ai: AHAHAHA AND THAT IS WHY YOU CAN NEVER TOUCH ME! Sorry, try again another day. Okay peoples, I know some of you haven't had your questions answered yet, but we shall get them done in the next interview! Why… Because it IS getting kinda long. BUT REST ASSURED, THEY SHALL BE ANSWERED! And we are stopping because right now, half the cast want to kill me… not forgetting that Bel-san and Fran-san are still tied up. So, CYA! Oh, and keep those questions coming! –stops recording and flees from KHR cast-


Author's Notes:

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! SO START REVIEWING! And once again, reviewers get cookies plus copies of today's recording!