CHRIS: "Last time on Total Drama Destruction, our not-so-happy campers reunited with me. Heather, Topher and Harold had an early leave because I was feeling a tad unfair that day. Who will be shot out of a compressor this time? Find out right now on TOTAL... DRAMA... DEEEEEEE...STRUCTION!

*theme music*

Birds are chirping in the woods as Chris talks into the loudspeaker, causing a bird to fall from her nest.

CHRIS: "Wakey, wakey, campers! We're in for a big challenge today, so you might wanna get ready!"

DUNCAN: "What could Chris possibly do to us this time?"

CHRIS: "I could do many things, Duncan!"

Duncan sighs.

When the campers come out from their cabins fully dressed, Chris announces the first challenge.

CHRIS: "You're first challenge, campers, is to climb up to the top of the island's mountain to get as many golden flags as you can. The team with the most golden flags at the end of the challenge wins an advantage in the second challenge. GO!"

The teams quickly climb up the mountain, stumbling over each other.

JO: "This is a piece of cake!"

ALEJANDRO: "A piece of pie, you mean!"

JO: "Get a life, Latin flirt!"


Confessional:

ALEJANDRO: "I totally have a life!"

JO: "Little Mister Ale-poop-dro is not fooling me! Although he is kind of sweet, but..ugh...oh, I can't fall for him!"


Everyone starts searching for golden flags.

*Aggressive Annihilators*

Alejandro, B, DJ, Jasmine, Mike, Shawn and Trent each find 1.

*Enraged Eradicators*

BRICK: "As team captain, I'd like to ask how many golden flags we currently have."

JO: "Ahem. As team captain, I'd like to ask how many golden flags we currently have."

Brick and Jo glare angrily at each other.

LESHAWNA: "Get over it, you two! I've got 1!"

JO: "Who else?"

DUNCAN: "I've got 1!"

SUGAR: "Me too!"

Nobody else answers.

JO: "Only 3? What? Come ON, team!"

DUNCAN: "If you tried, maybe you and Brick would get some!"

Jo sneers.

*Combative Crushers*

GWEN: "I've got 1!"

DAWN: "I've got 1!"

COURTNEY: "I've got 1!"

BRIDGETTE: "I've got 1!"

ZOEY: "I've got 1!"

IZZY: "I've got 1!"

SCOTT: "I think I've... nope."

ZOEY: "I've got another one!"

*Enraged Eradicators*

JO: "I've got 2!"

BRICK: "Well, I've got 3!"

JO: "Really?"

BRICK: "No."

JO: "How many do you really have?"

BRICK: "None."

JO: "Oh, come ON!"

*Combative Crushers*

SCOTT: "I think I've... yes!"

JUSTIN: "I got one!"

BETH: "Me too!"

LEONARD: "Find-a-flag-kadabra!"

COURTNEY: "STOP THAT NONSENSE!"

MAX: "My evil intentions-"

Courtney kicks Max hard in the crotch.

MAX: "Mummy..."

COURTNEY: "Get to work! I've found another one already!"

*Aggressive Annihilators*

Alejandro finds 2 more, and so does Trent. Mike, Shawn and Jasmine each find 1 more.

*Enraged Eradicators*

Duncan finds 2 more flags and looks in Jo and Brick's direction.

DUNCAN: "How many do you two have?"

JO: "2!"

BRICK: "1!"

DUNCAN: "Leshawna?"

LESHAWNA: "I think there's one in here... nope, nothing but leaves... wait a minute, yes! Got another one!"

Geoff, Cody, Dave and Noah each find 1.

TYLER: "I just found 1!"

LINDSAY: "Me too, Tyson!"

TYLER: "It's Tyler!"

LINDSAY: "Sorry, Kyler!"


Confessional:

TYLER: "I thought Lindsay knew me!"

LINDSAY: "Isn't Tiger a great name? Wait, isn't tiger an animal, like in the reptile family or something?"


*Combative Crushers*

GWEN: "Another 1!"

BRIDGETTE: "Another 1!"

DAWN: "Another 1!"

ZOEY: "Another 2!"

SCOTT: "Another none!"

Courtney glares at Scott, who blows a kiss back, causing the CIT to turn away.


Confessional:

COURTNEY: "Scott is cute and all, but I really need to focus."

SCOTT: "All I need is her faith, and I'll crush it how Alejandro did. Hehe, but Courtney wouldn't..."


CHRIS: "Time is up!"

Everyone gathers back at the top of the mountain."

CHRIS: "The Aggressive Annihilators have found 14, the Enraged Eradicators have found 15-"

JO: "Yes!"

CHRIS: "-and the Combative Crushers have found 16."

JO: "Oh, come ON!"

CHRIS: "That is why the Crushers get a headstart in the next challenge.

JO: "Hmph."

BRICK: "We will win next time!"

Jo kicks Brick in the crotch and he cowers painfully in front of her.

JO: "We'd better."

BRICK: "Yes, ma'am!"

Jo smirks.

MAX: "Leadership pride is a sign of evil-"

SUGAR: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

Sugar rolls over in laughter.


Confessional:

SUGAR: "Evil. E-E-V-E-A-L. HAHAHAHAHA!"

MAX: "I will destroy Sugar!"

Suddenly, Chris breaks into the Confessional Can and scares Max.

MAX: "AHHH!"

CHRIS: "Who will be the next to leave Exitium Island? Will Max ever get over Sugar's laughing?"

MAX: "Hey!"

CHRIS: "Find out after the break!"