Well hello there! Dragginninja here, bringing you an update! Just a warning. This may (Or may not) contain extreme randomness. I don't know, because I AM RANDOM! SAME AS THIS IS SPARTA! :)(: :D.
Anyway, I need to finish this so i can start on Twilight Tracks. COMING SOON, TO A NEAR YOU!
Light was walking to the Taskforce headquarters the next day. He had recovered from his bout of fangirl-itis, and was ready to mislead L about the identity of Kira. He got into the room, and nearly had another attack, because there was Artemis Fowl! And standing behind him was Butler. Light couldn't resist, and attempted to glomp Artemis. Butler caught him in midair, and then carried him over the the wall, and pinned him there using a pair of knives. "Leave Artemis alone" he said in a deep voice. Light nodded.
"Now then, I am glad to welcome an associate of mine, Zexion." Artemis said. Light immediately ripped through the knives, and then ran and successfully glomped Zexion. "Zexy!" he squealed, hugging the Nobody. "Butler." Artemis said, as the large man lifted Light up and throwing him in a closet. "Well, looks like Light's in the closet." L joked. Everyone laughed at that.
After about an hour, Light was let out of the closet. "Well, looks like Light came out of the closet." L joked, just before Light grabbed him and threw him in the closet. Light then locked the door. "At least give me my sugar!" L demanded from in the closet. Light pushed a bowl of sugar cubes under the door.
"Thanks." L muttered, starting to eat the sugar. After another hour, he was let out, and promptly slapped Light across the face. "OW!" Light yelled, wanting to kill L more.
Zexion glared at the ridiculousness that was happening to him. "Why am I always surrounded by idiots?" he asked himself. "Because you know you love being the smartest." Butler said, used to the same sentence being spoken by Artemis. "True." Zexion admitted after a minutes silence.
By this time, everything had calmed down. L turned to Zexion. "So, why is it that you have joined us?" he asked in English. "Simple. the Superior wants to find Kira because he killed Vexen." Zexion explained. "You mean Vexen is dead?" Light asked him. "Yes, why?" Zexion asked, confused. A grin spread across Light's face, and he yelled out, "Yes! I hated him in the game! He's an annoying bitch pedophile!" he yelled, continuing for several minutes. Zexion stood up, walked over to the young man, and backhanded him into the closet. "Hey! Let me out!" Light yelled through the locked door. "So, what are you afraid of?" Zexion asked him. "Snakes." Light responded after a moment. Zexion used his powers to fill the closet with "Snakes". "LET ME OUT YOU GODDAMN BITCH!" Light yelled from the closet, screaming from the snakebites. Zexion broke the illusion, leaving the man gasping for air. "I find this amusing." Artemis said, sitting on the couch. L let Light out of the closet. "Hey look, Light came out of the closet!" Zexion yelled, which made the man tackle him. "NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!" Light yelled in Zexion's face. Zexion responded by shoving an illusion of Light's greatest fear at him, and Light curled up in a fetal position, whimpering while an endless nightmare ravaged his mind.
Short, I know. I'm braindead on this, though. However, next chapter shows what Light's nightmare is. I just HAD to update this. I'll more than likely only have two or more chapters, same with Back to Back. Anyway, see you next time! Light's nightmare will be something to do with L, though. I may have to bump this up to M, to be honest.
DRAGGINNINJA'S RECOMMENDATION BOARD:
First of all, I must recommend ParadiseAvenger's stories, no mater how gruesome they get. And just a note, because I read her Not Even Once story(ies). NEVER SMOKE METH! EVER!
Anyway, see you later!
-Dragginninja
