Disclaimer CAPCOM

Genre : Sidescrolling Game and Fighting Game

Appearances : Final Fight series, Street Fighter Alpha series

GUY'S DILEMMA chapter Three.

Do you know who I am?

I am known by the name of Guy.

I am a ninja. A rightful heir of the Bushin Style.

At the end of chapter two, the postman came.

Somebody asked me earlier, how did the postman knows where my hut is when a ninja's hut is always a ninja's hideout. Well that is the same question I asked the postman myself.

The Postman said blatantly, "Who do you think you are questioning me? Do you know that I have been a postman for thirty years already! I Know this city like the back of my palm! Now sign this receit Immediately, You silly guy!"

When I see the envelope, the address was meant for Capcom: Guy. Hmm.. yeah, that figures. I only gave my address once to Capcom Company when I went for the audition. Perhaps the Postman went there too and asked them about my address. And so I signed the receit and recieved the letter.

The letter was quite thick I must say. One must have spend quite a time writing this. And judging from the stamps, this is an express letter. I don't think that this is a request letter. A request letter usually very short, and not delivered by postman. Usually a request letter came from an arrow or from a pigeon. Did I tell you about a request letter that came by with an arrow? Or have I told about the stupid pigeon who pooped on my request letter?

Well one time I had a pigeon brought me a request letter. The pigeon looked very tired and its feather has turn brownish due to the dirts and rains on its way to my Hut. I took the request letter from its feet. The letter was so dusty and wet and almost torn. It took me quite some time to read what's in it. At first i decided not to accept the job because it was too difficult, based on my opinion. But when I was putting my reply to the pigeon's feet and the pigeon was about to leap, comes a second request letter. It came with an arrow, shot from a distance, went through the fences, pierced the pigeon in its head and went through, and finally landed at a center of my dart board.

I was furious. Now that the pigeon is dead, The owner would surely want me to replace it. Since I know that a delivery Pigeon is worth a lot of Ryos, and each pigeon has its particular address. I had no chance but to accept BOTH of the request just to cover up my expenses on replacing the poor bird. Luckily the request from the arrow letter aren't that difficult and the reward was quite generous.

Oh yeah, back to my previous letter from the postman.

I rip the envelope with my Bushin Kami Okiri (it's Bushin secret technique of ripping papers with super precision, well... actually it's because i don't have a scissor). I examined the letter inside. It's from Rose! The letter is very long but most of it are just nonsensic talks. I almost fell asleep reading through the second page of the letter. It was really just nonsense writings. I then fast-read the letter and just when I was about to reach the end of the letter at page six, I noticed something.

...... Guy, I think I love you. Ever since that rescue scene on Street Alfa 3, I always missed you. Your strong arm when carrying me felt so firm but soft and gentle. I want to see you soon. Meet me at my apartment... you do still remember where it is, right?

PS:please wear something red

I stood there for a minute in silent before I started jumping around. Finally something really good comes knocking on the door. I took a quick bath and wear my best ninja suit, the red coloured one and a tube of my best natural cologne all over my body.

"Life.... Here I Come!"

Hmm... should I just run with my super speed to Rose's place or should I just jump from roof to roof? Nah I think I'll take a cab. I still have my savings from my last mission. I don't want to break a sweat when I get to her place. You don't know what heaven has laid in store for me... heheheh...

1 hour later...

The Taxi pulled over. The driver then said to me that the fare is $55.45 and that's equal with about 554.5 Ryo. I gave him 560 Ryo and told the driver to keep the change. But to my least expected reply, the driver threw away the money and asked me to pay with dollars. Well I know it was partially my fault for paying in different currency but I did give him an extra as a tip. When I was about to argue him back, I realize that the driver was Dhalsim, the Yoga master from India.

"Dhalsim? What are you doing here in America?"

"Heh? Who are you? How do you know my name?" Dhalsim replied back.

"I'am Guy, I starred in Street fighter Alpha too."

"Hmm.. I do not reckon you. Are you a figurant?" He asked in suspiciously.

"What? I was the main star! I played in all of the alpha series!"

"Ah I see, well I am not surprise that I know you not." Dhalsim continues "You only hired in three street fighter series... You are a figurant, alright."

"How DARE you! You shall know my power holds the life and death literally. I was just really holding my power, back then." I replied back.

"Then... shall we prove how figurant are you? Silly Guy..." Dhalsim grins

Just when he finishes his challenge, he tried to punch me using his extended hand, extends from the front seat and went right through the back window.

KepRyaaass! His hand made a hole in the back window glass. "aarrrrrrrrghhh It Hurts!!" Dhalsim yelled.

I avoided the fist and move to the right side of the back seat. I opened the door and went out, but just after I leaped away from the car, something grabs me by my shirt and tried to pull me to the ground. To avoid any damage from falling, I bend my body forward and do Bushin ushiro-ukemi (It's like a backroll technique for safefalling). It was Dhalshim's extended right hand that grabbed me.

"Where do you think you're going, silly Guy?" Dhalsim ask grinly.

Without replying, I grab back his extended arm and pulls it to my mouth and bite it.

"Arrrrrggggggggggghhhh!!" Dhalsim yelled and lets off his grab and his arm retracted back. "How dare you Bite my precious hand!" Said Dhalsim in anger. "You will face my ultimate weapon! Yoga FIRE!!!"

Dhalshim Hurls out a big ball of fire from his mouth. I reacted quickly and did a Bushin Houzanto (It's a Bushin secret technique to dodge projectiles by spinning my body towards my target and land an attack). The fire didn't hit me, instead, it hit the back right tire and took it in flame. Dhalsim was caught unaware with my technique, much like all shoto-ers that likes to use projectile, and when he was about to hurl another ball of fire, - as a continium of my earlier technique - I punch him.

DUAAKkk! My fist landed in his face and he was thrown aback and out from the left door.

Dhalsim regained his compusure, three second after the fall, He stands up and put his weird stance. With body bended a little to his right front, he moves his arm in a circular path. "Today you will meet the forensics and they will have a hard time recognizing you with your burn out skin!!!"

"Is that the best trash-talk you can give me?" I replied back.

"What!! Why you silly figurant dares to insult me!? I will make you sorry for those insults! I will burn not only your fragile body but also all your clothes so that you will die naked and everyone can see how small your balls are! I will also...

I leaped to the left side of the Taxi using my Bushin Izuna Otoshi (It's a Bushin front flip technique useful for getting near the enemy right in their face) and Grab him in his skinny shoulder while I'm still in mid-air,

"I will also.. Whaa!!? ..Hey take your filthy hands off my shoulder!" Dhalsim startled.

"You talk too much, Yoga-Freak!" I said victoriously and pulled him up using my jumping momentum and then slams him back to the ground.

KABRRAAKKK! Since his body is like a rubber, It bounces off the ground. I followed it with my Bushin Senpuu Kyaku (It's a bushin style technique of mid-air triple spinning kick attack. It resembles Ryu's flying spinning kick attack but with shorter distance and moves 45 degrees upward not straight forward.)

Pow! Pow! Pow!! "Aarrrgghhhhhh! I will get you for th..." Dhalsim was thrown far away back and before he can finishes his sentence, his head bumped the traffic light and he fell unconcious.

I turn my back on him, raise my right hand, and slides it down saying "Don't worry, everyone losses to me."

Now back to Rose. If I my memories serve me right, her house is on Rose Avenue 2 number 14. And that would be.. 1, 2, 3, 4,... 12, 13.. Ah! That purple house! Yes that's it.

"Heavens... here I come!"

To be continued...