"I don't really get it, Hobbes" said Calvin. He and Hobbes were up in the tree fort "Our classroom got ransacked, and Miss Wormwood thought it was ME."

"Gee, that sounds horrible."

Calvin turned on his portable television and he and Hobbes watched cartoons. Suddenly, a news flash appeared!

"We interrupt this program to bring you this breaking news! "

The screen changed to a reporter downtown. Behind her, cars were overturned, fire hydrants spouted water, and buildings were destroyed "This is Amanda Hugginkiss reporting live from downtown Pittsburgh. We've received reports that a 6-year-old juvenile delinquent has been running around causing mayhem and destruction in his wake."

The screen changed, and there was a blurry photo of a boy with spikey yellow hair running around a corner "This is a photograph of the suspect, taken with an eyewitness's camera today. If you know or believe you have evidence on this criminal, please call the police department immediately. This is Amanda Hugginkiss, Channel 3 News."

Hobbes stared blankly at the TV screen, and then slowly peered over at Calvin.

"You know that's not me!" yelled Calvin, breaking the awkward silence "Whoever this evil twin of mine is, he must've also been the guy who destroyed my classroom. We have to find him!"

Hobbes' ears perked up "I hear something."

"What is it?" asked Calvin.

"Sounds like…"

The sound began to get louder and louder until two police cars sped down the road and pulled into Calvin's driveway!

"POLICE SIRENS!"

Calvin and Hobbes ducked down as they saw the police get out of their cars, take pistols out of their pockets, and run to the door.

"This is the most misunderstood moment of my whole life!" moaned Calvin "If my parents believe their stories, I'm cooked!"

Calvin and Hobbes scurried down the ladder and started to run away, but as they ran, they heard a sound that was like thumping against hollow metal. They stopped short and investigated the ground. Hobbes knocked on the ground three times, then the ground started move! A large hole opened up in the middle of the yard! Calvin looked down the hole and saw a secret underground passage.

"Let's hide down there!"

"Uggh, no thanks!" protested Hobbes "There's probably spiders and snakes and bats and-"

The police kicked open the back door of the house and pointed their guns at Calvin "FREEZE, SQUIRT!"

Without thinking, Calvin and Hobbes both leapt into the hole. Once they got in, the hole instantly closed up again. As they got back on their feet, Calvin and Hobbes could hear the police banging and shooting the ground, trying to get in.

"Now that was close!"