1Chapter Three:
The Marriott Marquee Will Never Be the Same
Sango: Kagome, don't we have to have money to stay in a place like this??
They've arrived in front of the Marriott Marquee, a very nice hotel on Times Square.
InuYasha: Look, I don't care what we need to get in! I'm soaking wet, I'm covered in bird crap, AND I probably have rabies from that stupid little rat! I just wanna go inside!!
Kagome: Lets just go in. Who knows? Maybe they're holding some weird contest and we'll be the 5,682nd group to enter the building and we'll get free rooms.
They all have a good laugh about the concept and step into the hotel.
Weird dude behind the counter: CONGRRRADULATIONS!
Confetti, streamers, and balloons come flying out of the walls and ceiling, practically smothering the entire group.
Weird Dude: YOU ARE THE 5,682nd GROUP TO ENTER THE BUILDING AND YOU HAVE WON FREE ROOMS FOR EVERYONE!!
Kagome: wow…. Really?
Miroku: you know Kagome, maybe you should trust your instinct a little more…….(Thinking to himself) maybe if she thinks about me and Sango...(out loud) Hey Kagome!!
Kagome & Sango: Just don't even say it...
Weird Dude: MY NAME IS ALEX AND I'M THE MANAGER! I'M ALSO THE BELL BOY, ROOM SERVICE, CLEANING DUDE, ELEVATOR OPERATOR, WAKE UP CALL, AND MORE! YOU'VE WON OUR BEST ROOMS! IF THERE IS ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE YOUR STAY MORE PLEASANT, THEN DON'T HESITATE TO ASK!
InuYasha: Yeah, I have a request……
Weird Alex: YES! WHAT IS IT GOOD SIR??
InuYasha: WOULD YOU STOP TALKING IN ALL CAPS??
Weird Alex: (looking very disheartened) Yes Sir…….. of course Sir……. Your rooms are this way……….
Kagome gives InuYasha an evil glare and follows Alex to their rooms.
Weird Alex: Your rooms……how many will you need?
Kagome: Well, I uh……. Dunno……..
Shippo: Hey! I drew up this rooming chart just in case we ever fell down a well to New York and needed Hotel rooming plans!
Kagome: wow Shippo…….. Way to think ahead…….
Shippo: Gee, thanks Kagome!!
Kagome: Oh…. Um……. Interesting………. Heh heh heh.
InuYasha: (looks over Kagome's shoulder) WHAT THE #?? I AM NOT SHARING A ROOM WITH HIM!!
Kouga: What's his problem? (Sees the room plan) No # way!!
Kagome: So much for sworn brotherhood…..well, uh, have fun guys………. Bye! Myoga, Miroku, you're with them…… sorry……..
Miroku: S'ok Kagome, though I do wish I could room with my dear Sango………(The Hands go south as he passes Sango)
Sango: ( Remembers the sleep over that they all went to and put the "sit" beads around all the guys's necks) grrrr...SIT! ( Miroku and InuYasha & Kouga hit the floor) Ahem! So….. uh……. Who do I room with?
Kagome: You're with Shippo, Rin, and me.
Sango: Whew……….
Inu, Kouga, Myoga, and Miroku file into their room, grumbling the whole way.
Kagome: So! Uh….. lets see…….. The next room is………… (Sweat drop) um………. Shippo?
Shippo: Yes?
Kagome: What was your reasoning behind these room plans?
Shippo: Torture all the people who aren't nice to me.
Kagome: Oh! Well that explains a lot……… any way…… Totosai, you are rooming with your cow, Jaken, and Sesshomaru…………..oi…………..
Sesshomaru: --' eh?
Jaken: Impossible! My Lord Sesshomaru should get his own room!!
Kikyo: Take it or leave it, Jaken. We could have you sleep out on the street.
Jaken: rib ib ib ib et et et et…………
Kagome: Right………… the las-
She's cut of by the sound of breaking glass coming from Inu's room.
InuYasha: That oughta shut you up you little freak of nature!!
Kagome peeks into the room, thinking that the little freak of nature might be Kouga, and gasps as she sees a massive hole in the window.
Kagome: InuYasha! What on earth do you think you're doing??
Inu: It wouldn't stop that infernal beeping so I chucked it out the window!!
Kagome looks out to see what he threw.
Kagome: Oi……. InuYasha………. It was an alarm clock……….. it's supposed to beep like that……………oi………it's supposed to wake you up in the morning………
InuYasha: What kind of moron would make something like that?
Kagome: just forget it……
She returns to the hallway to tell the final rooms, just as the alarm clock flies back through the window and smacks Inu in the back of the head, thus starting a never-ending war.
Kagome: well, there's only one room left and it's yours. Kikyo, Kagura, Kana, and Naraku.
Naraku: But I'm the-
Kikyo: the only guy? Yeah, get used to it.
Kagura: We just won our freedom from him!! Why do we have to share a room??
Shippo: CUZ I SAID SO!!
Naraku: QUIET DOWN YOU INSIGNIFICANT WHELP!!
Everyone else with a room on that hall: (poke heads out of doors) SHUUUUUT UP!!
Kikyo: (in a voice sweeter and faker than a ten pound bag of sweet & low) Oh Naraku! You do know that you are getting the bags that everyone just happened to bring along with them in case we fell down the well to New York City, right?
Naraku: What!? No way! I will not disgrace myself by carrying your bags!
Kikyo: Kagome?
Kagome: Yes?
Kikyo whispers something into Kagome's ear
Kagome: Oh! Sure! Here ya go!
She hands Kikyo something that Naraku can't see, much to his disappointment.
Kikyo: Hey! Look over there!
As Naraku falls for the oldest trick in the book, Kikyo slips something around his neck.
Naraku: Well? What are we looking at?
Kikyo: Oh……. Um……. InuYasha, Kouga, and Miroku just came by on a unicycle, but you missed it.
Naraku: Darn!
Kikyo: Now, about these bags…
Naraku: I will NOT carry your filthy-
Kikyo: SIT!!
Naraku is on the ground, telling the carpet exactly how he feels.
Kikyo: Now, you were saying??
Naraku: #……………where are the bags……………#………
Kikyo: I'd like a 'Yes miss Kikyo' on that………..
Naraku: your really pushing it!
Kikyo: si-
Naraku: YES MISS KIKYO!!
Everyone on the hall: I THOUGHT WE SAID SHUUUUUUUT UP!!
Naraku: why don't you SHUUUUUUUUT UP!!
Mrs. Dennis: Security, we have a situation here.
5 seconds later
Weird Alex: hotel security here. What seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Dennis: this man refuses to be quiet. My group has already asked him profusely to stop.
Not So Weird Alex, Michelle, Lauren, Kenshin, Ariel, Kellie, Kaitlin, and me: really!
A/N: one of my classes recently took a trip to the big apple, so, we're gonna tag along in this little story! Why? CUZ I'M THE AUTHOR! AND I SAID SO!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! P.S. No……… Kenshin was not REALLY there on our field trip, he's just here for Lauren's sake.
Kagome: Oi…….. We're really sorry about all this!
Kikyo: Don't worry; this WILL be taken care of.
Everyone decides to turn in for the night. Nobody notices Kouga looking toward room number 1621, and smiling to himself.
Later that Night
InuYasha: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………………….
Some creepy sounding voice from under the bed: that's right my little friend……… heh heh heh……… sleep away………….
A little box-like umm…………….. thing crawls out from under the bed and hobbles to the phone.
Little Box-Like Thing: (picks up the phone using a cord coming out of its would-be butt) Ahem, my name is InuYasha, and I'd like to set a wake up call for 2:30 am, kapeesh?
Weird Alex: Yawn……. Yessir………
Click!
Little box-like creature with no butt: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha- BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP……………..oops………. this little box-like creature with no butt just blew his cover…….ummmmm……….Buh bye now…………
Two-thirty a.m.
RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
InuYasha: What the………(answers the phone) who the #& is calling this # early……….?
Weird Alex: Good morning sir………..yawn………….this is Mr. InuYasha I presume…………….this is your wake-up call……………
InuYasha: what are you talking about?
Weird Alex: You set a wake up call last night at 11:00 o'clock.
InuYasha: I DID WHAT?? YEAH RIGHT! YOU MAKE THIS INFERNAL DEVICE RING AGAIN, AND I'M GONNA COME DOWN THERE AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR HIDE THAT IT'S GONNA TAKE THREE SAMURAI TO PULL IT OUT!!
Weird Alex: Yawn………… you have a nice day too sir…………. ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ………………
InuYasha: Arg………..now I can't sleep………….and I'm bored. Hmmmmmm……….. (A little light bulb clicks on above his head) aha! Huh? (Looks up at the light bulb) what the? (He reaches up and throws it with perfect accuracy out the same hole made by the alarm clock) man, Kagome's time period sure has some weird stuff…………. Anyway, let me see………… I heard Kagome talking about this once………
He runs all around the hotel room until he finds a huge pile of Big Red foil gum wrappers (yes, every hotel room comes with a complementary pile of Big Red foil gum wrappers!! I don't care if you've never found one in your hotel room! That's your problem, not mine!) . He pulls the covers off of Kouga and proceeds to lick the wrappers and stick them onto Kouga wherever skin is showing, which happens to be a lot of places.
The Next Morning……………
Kouga: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY FREAKING GOD!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!! HOLY CRAP!! HOLY CRAP!! InuYasha!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU SO MANY TIMES THAT YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER'S GONNA FEEL IT!!
Inu: What makes you think I did it?
Kouga: ummmm...maybe it's because the remnants of the complementary pile of Big Red foil gum wrappers is at the foot of your bed...
Inu: That is a false accusation!! Besides... I don't see what your problem is... sunburn red suits you very well Kouga... tries not to laugh histerically
Kouga: Whatever...GAWD!! what will Lauren think...?
He glares evilly at InuYasha, who can no longer contain his laughter. Kouga calmly walks over to InuYasha and opens his mouth to speak, but changes his mind. Suddenly, Kouga tackles InuYasha and they start fighting. The brawl makes its way into the hallway.
Me: (pokes head out of room) OMG!! OYE CHICAS! Take a gander at this!!
A/N: Oye Chicas translates to "Hey Girls"
Lauren Michelle Ariel Kellie & Kaitlin, plus all the people from Kagome's room who have decided to stick with our tour group all run to the door
Kagome: InuYasha!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?? THIS IS A PUBLIC INSTITUTION!!SITSITSIT SIT SIT SITSITSITSIT!! you should be ashamed!! Now you'd better go sit in a corner and you better cry mister!!
InuYasha has been reduced to a twitching, cussing pulp, and is now making his way to the nearest corner.
Kagome: I DON'T HEAR TEARS AND SOBS OF HUMILIATION COMING FROM THAT CORNER!!
InuYasha: (Begins to cry and sob as loud as he possibly can)
Kagome: InuYasha! STOP THAT!! you're embarrassing me...
Everyone who's in the hallway: (Sweatdrop)
A/N: Ha, so I think chapter three ends here. Stay tuned for more misadventures in the Big Apple!! Next stop: Empire State Building ;P
