I'm surprised you readers didnt bash me on this
The idea came to me as I was taking a giant dump... just kidding (that would have been awesome though!)
But I was playing 'hungry like the wolf' on rockband, and I'm like "this is such a Jacob song!". Then I was just sitting on the couch, when I started singing this Carlisle rap. (his group was originally going to be called 'Carlizzle and da bitches' but I was writing it in front of my mom so I couldn't risk it)
Anyways.. I did write the Carlisle rap though (and the 'Emmett song' at the beginnign of "EMMETT MCARTNY CULLEN! DEAR GOD!") so I might put them up on youtube someday. as soon as I get an account. I'll tell you people if I do.
The Gunther song is an actual song. go look it up on youtube, but I warn you, the video is very wrong, and some naked guy jumps up in a trampoline, throwing Bananas in the air.I WARNED YOU! go watch it.
enjoy the chapter!
"Alright, next up is Missy Izzy and the pointy zippy!" Billy announced in his authority voice.
Missy Izzy climbed on the stage, wearing the tightest, sluttiest clothes imaginable, followed by The pointy Zippy (A.N a.k.a. Edward if you hadn't found out) He was wearing normal clothes, but his fly was wide open.
Jacob, Leah and Seth fainted at the sight if it.
"GO GO GO GO" Yelled the audience.
" They are singing 'tutti frutti summer love' by Gunther" Billy finished.(A.N Bold=Edward's line)
It's a crazy, crazy night
Having you here right by my side
It's a crazy summer night
Cause you make me feel so alive
Tutti frutti summer love (mmmh, ahhh)
It's a crazy, crazy night
Having you here right by my side
It's a crazy summer night
Cause you make me feel so alive
It's a crazy summer love (mmmh, ahhh)Honey, you're so cute
This is the land of forbidden fruit
Bananas, melonas, yeah
It's a hot, hot summer love (Yeah)
You can make me do all those crazy things I never dared
It's a no-no (No!)
And you like it
Darling, you're the one and only; yes, I swear
Tutti frutti summer loveTutti frutti summer love
oooo oooo ayo
It's a crazy summer love
A summer loveYou come and take your chance
And do the naked dance
Bananas, melonas, yeah
It's a hot, hot summer love (mmmh)
You can make me do all those crazy things I never dared
It's a no-no (No!)
And you like it
Darling, you're the one and only; yes, I swear
Tutti frutti summer love
It's a crazy, crazy night
Having you here right by my side
It's a crazy summer night
Cause you make me feel so alive
It's a crazy summer loveTutti frutti summer loveoooo oooo ayo
A summer loveIt's a no-no
And I like it
It's a no-no
Teasing me
It's a no-no
And you like it
It's a no-no (I like it)
Come with me
YeahTutti frutti summer loveTutti frutti summer love
It's a crazy, crazy night
Having you here right by my side
It's a crazy summer night
Cause you make me feel so alive
It's a crazy summer love
oooo oooo ayo (Yeah)
oooo oooo ayo (Yeah)
oooo oooo ayo
Crazy, crazy summer love
oooo oooo ayo
oooo oooo ayo
It's a crazy, crazy night
Having you here right by my side
It's a crazy summer night
Cause you make me feel so alive
It's a crazy summer love
It's a crazy, crazy night
Having you here right by my side
It's a crazy summer night
Cause you make me feel so alive
It's a crazy summer love
They finished as they walked off stage. This time, everyone clapped.
