A/N: lol thisi s a wierd chapter!!
BACK IN SASAKE'S WORLD
"mommy...can you make me a new sexy brother, cuz gaaras kinda boring me..." cried sasake excitedly
a voice sqeals, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, wuts dat spose tah mean?!??!
ok baby, wuteva makes you happeh!!!!!
&grabs neji, who grabs onto tenten, who grabs onto sakura, who lee is stuck to
here!!!!!!! looks like we got a FOUR FOR 1!!!!!!
uhm mom, " says sasake in his behbeh voice
like they not pretty,
tenten and sakura glare at sasake and grab him by the neck
"you better take that back hobo, or imma get cho ass kicked " growled sakura.
"oh dear dear, how lucky am i to be in the presence of too mighty fine people" says sasake in an english accent.
stares at sasake pathetically
in the backround neji screams
"MY HAIR MY ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY PERFECT HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams neji
everyone stares at him while he screams hysterically
are you talking about that litle strand sticking out?!!??
HE is not JUST a strand of hair, HE completes me, without this mere STRAND of hair i wouldn't be the neji i am today this strand may only bea strand to you, but to ME it is my life, my truth my HOPE!!!!" said neji dramatically
"i thought that was me!!!!" screamed tenten
"this is getting really good" said gaara eating popcorn.
"uhm right...you're LIFE kinda fell of your head" said sakura
"noooooo!!!!!! my love!!!!!!! my hope is gone!!! AHH!" said neji sadly
neji runs around getting funeral preperations.
neji places the strand of hair in a nice 2 million dollar coffin, and burries it in his cemetary of the fallen hairs, yes HAIRS like-th-millions-of-strands-in-your-head-hair not the Heir its HAIR
neji weeps and weeps and weeps then sees another strand of hair fall of and does the same thing over again twice
"nd THAT is the guy you're suppose to like" laughed skura at tenten while giggling and tearing up.
"remind me why i like that guy again?" said tenten with a slight fear her voice
