Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Only the plot belongs to me.

A/N: Wow, thanks so much for the reviews, they brighten up my day, considering how unbelievably difficult exams can be. I know a lot of you aren't happy with the cliffie, but I couldn't help myself the temptation was too much to resist and besides this was my first attempt and even I had myself in suspense as to what will happen next. So I hope this chapter will satisfy your curiosity and who knows there might be a few surprises.

Warning: AU, OOC, Yaoi, smut, sexy boys, swearing, slight violence and some dark themes.

Title: Constellations

Chapter 3: Warning/ Kaishoku

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It was a surreal moment that was for sure, no one had expected Naruto's entrance, much less his appearance. Some were still trying to process what had happened the day before; when he had literally strut his way down the hallway as if he were royalty and the crowd seemed to gather that same impression as the mass crowds that filled the corridors parted like the Red Sea for him.

Almost every red blooded male was staring transfixed at Naruto; they were either watching his upper or lower body or alternating between the two, looking at him on the whole was too much for some and resulted in massive nosebleeds as dirty thoughts occupied the minds of hormonal teenage boys.

There was total silence; you could hear the ticking of the hallway clock. A general question that ran through everyone's was, 'Is it possible for a guy to look more beautiful than a girl and look more like how a girl should than a true female?' It was definitely a strange thought, but when staring at Naruto it made complete sense.

The clothes he wore were like a second skin, out lining every curve, line, and dip in his physique, and it was quite an impressive one I might add. His jeans were hugging his legs, giving an excellent view of his virginal ass that was ready for the taking, the long-sleeved shirt he wore was a deep tempting red that clung to his figure, the wide neck line gave a peek at the creamy untouched skin just waiting to be ravished.

His cerulean eyes were rimmed with eyeliner, only emphasizing his wide, seemingly innocent eyes, and framed by his long silky lashes. His mouth said otherwise; the natural pout the full luscious lips formed displayed a sensual, secretive smile.

But his hair was the main attention grabber; though the view of his ass was pretty damn close in competition, the long blond tresses, usually kept braided into a single long plait, were set free. A cascading golden waterfall that shimmered with every step he took and held together by a single ban allowing the ends of his hair form ringlets that led the way toward his butt.

Somehow everything about his appearance ended up leading you to look at his ass. Coincidence? Maybe not.

The guys lusted after him and the girls well they were just plain pissed off; he was stealing their goddamn spotlight. Another girl they could have handled, but a guy? No fucking way. By the end of the school year, if he keep turning up looking like that, the entire male population was going to turn effin' gay.

Not to mention, their loves were already stolen away by the blond tempest, but the rest of the guys too? It just can't be possible.

No one could deny, no matter what their feelings were to toward this sudden change, Naruto was the embodiment of the perfect Uke, and if he continued on this path he was going to end up the biggest heartbreaker. That was guaranteed because if someone managed to capture his heart there was no way they were letting go.

The blond, instead of revelling in his new found attention, was laughing his ass off, not to mention Kyuubi was suffering from a severe case of the hiccups. To them it was hilarious, if they kept leading the school on like this who knows what will happen, but it was definitely something to see through.

Naruto's greatest prank ever, The Capture of the Heart's of the entirety of Konoha High's male attendees.

Throughout his classes every teacher who usually ignored the blond did a doubled take, especially the males, they stared long and hard and with Naruto sending them suggestive glances they were speeding out of the classes for fear of the discovery of their sudden erection. This sent Naruto and Kyuubi into a whole new fit of laughter; although this was done in his mind since he really couldn't afford to blow his cover when it was just starting.

The students ,however, seemed to be in some sort of trance, they were eerily silent, their focus was on either fantasising about him or trying to hopefully burn holes through him. Which ever one suited their fancy, but Naruto could have cared less their opinion of him. Since it was not a priority of his to reflect on what others thought about him.

By lunch, he was starving; who knew oozing so much sex appeal would work up an appetite. After he had gotten his Ramen and was heading back to his usual table he found it was covered with bowls of Ramen.

'Somebody pinch me I must be dreaming.'

"Gladly", responded the fox taking glee in Naruto's unexpected expression of pain, "Itai!"

'You little shit, what the hell was that for?' Naruto demanded.

"You said to pinch you so I did", Kyuubi said feigning innocence.

'God, what did I do to deserve being stuck with such a dickhead for an extra personality, tell me why?' He said crying out for the heavens to hear him.

"Hey, you should be grateful you dumbass; if it wasn't for me you would still be that freaky emo kid, remember."

'Yeah, yeah I do' he said shuddering.

"What are you still dilly-dallying for? Yeh got a load of Ramen just waiting for you." The Kyuubi exclaimed breaking Naruto out of his sudden daze.

'Ramen? Where? Where? Where's my Ramen!!!!'

"Good boy."

Naruto, not wasting a second, grabbed a seat and proceeded to slurp huge amounts of Ramen down his throat. Really it had to be unhealthy for one person to eat that amount of noodles, but then again this was Naruto people, anything was possible with him. But it did make you wonder, where did all that Ramen go anyway? He definitely wasn't fat; so it must just have been used up because of his hyperactive nature.

Sigh, some girls would kill to have such a high metabolism that he possessed.

His friends, who had eventually gotten off the shock of Naruto's appearance, watched the blond with a mixture of awe, disgust, and bemusement on their faces. It truly was a sight to see, and for all the horny boys out there watchin' it was heaven.

Gazing at him as he slurped the noodles; his pouty lips sucking, pulling on the long strands of wet Ramen, his curious pink tongue darted out to lick his lips unconsciously, in a surprisingly sexual way that had the boys panting as they imagined what that clever tongue could do to them. Wrapped around their cock, drawing them into that smouldering moist heat, God help them, that blond was driving them crazy without meaning to; even the sight of him eating was enough to send their lower brains into overdrive.

Not once did Naruto question where all the Ramen had appeared from, it wasn't from the boys. Then who? Maybe from a certain dark-eyed, raven beauty. Hint, hint!

After finishing the meal in a matter of minutes, he sat back rubbing his tummy and sighing in contentment. It was only then that he was bombarded by questions from his friends.

"How the hell did you manage to be this year's Uke?"

"You're gay?"

"Did you really beat the shit out of those guys?"

"What is with the new look, are you turning in to girl?"

"You better not try and seduce my Sasuke-kun!"

And so it went on and on until Naruto had had enough and he really couldn't take it anymore and yelled, "Shut the fuck up!"

They were so surprised they instantly fell silent, sighing in relief he started, "Look guys, first of all I am not gay, got it, and I don't plan on turning either. Secondly, I didn't choose to be the Uke, those shitheads dumped the position on me, and as for the new look I felt it was time for a change. End of discussion."

After letting it process for a few moments, they left the subject alone and continued to blabber their traps and gossip as they usually did, thank God.

It was only after Naruto had risen from his seat to throw his thrash away that the real drama started.

One of the star athletes from Konoha's varsity team had encountered the blond on his way and purposely reached out and grabbed his ass. I repeat grabbed his ass; Uzumaki Naruto's ass.

That dimwit had a fucking death wish.

The entire cafeteria was plunged into sudden silence as they watched the scene progress. Naruto had a look of surprise and shock on his face, but it seemed to pass as quickly as it appeared and turned into a devilishly mischievous one as he recognised the boy as Hiroshi Maitoru.

Turning to face the boy fully, he leaned into him, pressing his body closer so the boy could feel the heat radiating from the blond bombshell. Naruto took his arm and wrapped it around Maitoru's neck and brought his luscious lips to the boy's ear.

He then whispered seductively so that no one else but the boy could hear, "So did it feel good, your hand on my butt? Do you like the feel of me pressed against you, murmuring in your ear? Do you want more?"

The boy could do nothing more that let out a moan and nod his head as Naruto blew gently.

"Ah, so you do want more, but what would you're girlfriend say if she knew you preferred the touch of a boy over her own. Ayumi-san was it? And you know how girls are; she'll probably shred you to pieces when she finds out. And what about you're parents aren't they staunch Christians; what would they do when they knew their only son is touching another boy sexually; they'd throw a fit, is that what you want?"

Maitoru had stiffened in Naruto's hold, his posture rigid as he thought of the consequences of his actions as the blond muttered some of the horrific possibilities that await him because of what he had done. His bronze skin turned to an ashen gray and his breathing became erratic, he looked as if he had seen his own death flash across his eyes, and to tell the truth it might just have been that.

"Don't forget all the other boys you stole this chance from; I can't imagine what they're feelin' like now. But we mustn't forget Uchiha, Hyuuga and Sabaku-san; now what they will do to you will be far worse than all the others, I mean they are renowned for being possessive, ruthless, and at times psychotic", Naruto continued tauntingly.

The boy was now quivering with fear, and the rest of the student body just continued to watch as if it were the most interesting thing that ever happened, their avid attention glued to the scene unfolding before them. The only thing that kept the three said boys Naruto had spoken of was the fact of what Naruto was doing to Maitoru; that was all that kept them at bay. Otherwise all hell had already broken lose I tell you.

"Now before I let you go I'm going to leave you with a warning, a few instructions for you to follow, and maybe the consequences won't be so bad okay? One, I want you to tell all your little jock friends to back off; two, I want you to run like crazy after this discussion is over, and three, if you ever touch me like that again, nothing on this earth will save you from my wrath." Naruto's eyes for a brief moment had changed from brilliant blue to a gleaming crimson that inspired fear and panic, his voice had deepened to an animalistic growl that sounded akin to a creature brought straight out of your nightmares.

With that Naruto removed himself from the boy and began to walk away, everyone so stunned at his abrupt exit was focused on his retreating form, Maitoru breaking out of his stupor realised that Naruto distracted everyone from him and ran pell-mell out of the room and didn't stop until he was out of sight of every single student who had boar witness to the incident.

The audience hadn't even noticed him leaving; still transfixed by Naruto, who had left them with a provocative image of his gentle swaying hips in a completely natural movement that came with ease, his vivid flaxen ringlets were tussled slightly and had you tempted to reach out and touch it, as if it were some forbidden fruit that would be tainted by any greedy hands.

But it still didn't stop their wanting.

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Naruto had gotten over the occurrence easily enough, though Kyuubi was still calling out to go and strangle the foolish idiot who had actually dared to grope him of all people; the mental torturing that they had put the boy through was slightly satisfying though.

But what had happened during lunch was nothing compared to what happened in his last class of the day, Literature.

As usual their teacher, Hatake Kakashi, was exceptionally late; everyone had gotten used to his tardiness and simply made use of their free time without the pervert teacher who had the gall to pull out an X-rated adult novel by the name of Icha Icha Paradise, a series created by the one and only self-proclaimed super pervert, Jiraiya.

And on schedule he arrived twenty minutes late for class, and to top it all off his ludicrous lies always follow as excuses for his delay. What was it last week, his hamster was suffering from a rare skin condition and needed to be taken to the vet for immediate aid. Yeah right, did he even have a hamster, and if he did it would probably be dead within a week, if it even lasted that long; then again their was always Iruka-sensei who would probably be the fabled hamster, Hammie-chan's last hope, original name huh?

Everyone knew Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei were together, though they were polar-opposites. They were high-school sweetheart's; they even went to Konoha as students before taking up teaching at the prestigious school to add to the reality of it all.

"Hey guys, sorry for being late, but my Dolphin-chan need to be taken care of, I can't leave him alone for too long or he'll get sad."

"Yeah, yeah whatever", the class responded in unison, thinking it was just better for the teacher to stay away from class all together since they barely had any time left in the period and he would often make them stay back after the bell just to spite them.

"Alright class today will be doing Shakespeare's infamous play Romeo and Juliet", Kakashi-sensei announced.

Immediately followed complaints and groans of irritation from the class; really who in their right mind wanted to read some play about two stupid teenagers who up and decided to kill themselves for the sake of their so called "love". Didn't they ever hear of the saying, "get over it, it's not the end of the fucking world you know." (1) Doutish fuckers.

"Did I mention this assignment counts as 40 of your overall grade," well that certainly shut everyone up.

"Now that I have your attention, we will be acting out a scene from the play today between the two star-struck lovers and since there are more boys than girls, some of you will be partnered with boys and will have to play the part of the beautiful Juliet."

Now that brought definite curses and protests from the boys at the thought of having to play some prissy girl, but in the end they really didn't have a choice, their only hope was that they would end up with a certain blond who was snoozing peacefully in the back corner of the class.

"Now as I call out the pairs I want you to come up, take a script, and read the part assigned to you in front of the entire class; we'll see how good you're acting skills and interpretation of the play is all at the same time."

Oh joy.

Soon enough the pairs were going to the front and acting out their scenes, to say they were bad would be a major understatement, and it just didn't seem to matter, the class was catching kicks of one another and soon enough they were messing up their lines intentionally. Even Kakashi-sensei couldn't deny the humour in their atrocious acting and the scenes between the guys were the best, it was so funny some of students had fallen from their chairs rolling on the floor laughing so hard their sides began to hurt.

But finally when the last pair came the class was suffering bouts of hiccups from their excessive laughter and were trying to regain their wits about them, they didn't even notice that the last pair called up was Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto.

Both picking up their assigned parts, saw they were acting out an excerpt from Act 1, Scene 5 from the play, when the couple first met.

And so they began.

ROMEO/ Sasuke

[To JULIET If I profane with my unworthiest handThis holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready standTo smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

JULIET/Naruto

Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,Which mannerly devotion shows in this;For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

ROMEO/Sauke

Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?

JULIET/Naruto

Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.

ROMEO/Sasuke

O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do;They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

JULIET/Naruto

Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.

ROMEO/ Sasuke

Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take.Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.

JULIET/ Naruto

Then have my lips the sin that they have took.

ROMEO/ Sauke

Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged!Give me my sin again.

JULIET/ Naruto

You kiss by the book.

They kiss.

Both boys' eyes widened as they saw what they were supposed to do at the end of their scene. If they recalled properly, this wasn't what happened at the end of this scene and it didn't happen to have any indications of doing this earlier in the script what this action was meant for.

Time seemed to stand still for the both of them; all the occupants of the class were looking at them expectantly, they had started to pay attention to them after the first few lines because of the emotion, the passion, and the realism they seemed to convey out of their part. The class was entranced by the two; all traces of humour had dissipated.

They were enthralled by the two sinfully beautiful boys who seemed frozen, but were slowly moving closer towards each other, centimetres apart from each other, only a little closer and their lips would...touch.

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Doutish-asshole, stupid, dumb etc. (this is a slang from where I am from, and any unfamiliar words I use I will try to leave and explanation for it, but if I don't I will be happy to answer any questions.)

Alrightie then, that was the long awaited 3rd chapter I hoped you liked it. Please R & R.

Sincerely,

CharmGirl24.