Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Sailor Moon, Codename: Sailor V, Haou Airen, Alice in Wonderland, or Heart no Kuni no Alice.
Wakizashi: Traditional Japanese sword with a shoto blade between 30 to 60 cm. Source: Wikipedia.
Bishie: Short for bishounen, translated roughly means "pretty boy."
Shitennou: Four heavenly kings.
H: Hentai, Pervert.
Three
Chronos was up to his old tricks again, his lethal dexterous digits played over the very stream of time as if he were playing on a harp. With amusement dancing through his very features he made time completely come to a halt as azure met sapphire. While Usagi's eyes were filled with delight she failed to notice that the eyes staring back at her were filled with annoyance.
"Adonis?" Usagi whispered, remembering the tale of Venus and Adonis that Ami had skillfully spun one afternoon two weeks prior. Little pink hearts seemed to have replaced her once azure eyes as she took a step forward, leaning closer to the dark haired boy.
Carefully considering the fact that it wasn't everyday that Usagi ran into this caliber of bishie (as all these beauties were either taken or only found in the many black and white pages of a manga) she couldn't resist the urge to kiss him. Allowing the gravity of the situation and Asanuma to fade from her mind, Usagi perked up her pink, bubble gum tasting lips.
"What the hell are you doing?" The boy questioned before violently pushing Usagi away. Caught off guard Usagi lost her balance falling to the ground. A slight yelp escaped past her lips as her body collided with the unyielding concrete ground and for a spilt second his sapphire eyes softened before returning to their harden, annoyed state. "Were you trying to kiss me?"
Usagi's rapidly beating heart leapt into her very throat as the reality of her own situation hit with a monstrous force. Placing all the pieces of the puzzle together Usagi remembered very clearly that she was still in possession of her Luna Pen. Which meant in fact that not only at this very moment was she, but she had been a few moments prior, dressed as a boy when she was trying to kiss the boy in front of her.
'Nooo!' Usagi mentally screamed while placing her hands on either side of her head.
Quite suddenly Usagi noticed that the pair of them weren't alone, a large crowd, that was expecting a fight to break out at any moment, had gathered all around them. Feeling panicked she unconsciously hugged her legs to her own chest, her eyes widening and filling with emotion.
Clicking his tongue onto the roof of his mouth the boy internally sighed, feeling somewhat sorry for the pathetic looking boy in front of him. "Look," He paused, running a hand through his own ebony locks. "I'm not gay," He stated while shoving his hands into his pockets. "I don't really enjoy it when a guy tries to force himself on me, so do me a favor and just stay away."
With that said the ebony haired boy turned around easily shoving past his disappointed schoolmates, who were happily anticipating a brawl. Snickering voices crept into Usagi's ears as her eyes began to water. 'I've already made a fool of myself in the first five minutes, great.' She thought, trying desperately to tune out the noise.
Across the courtyard a blonde haired boy brought the ebony haired boy to a halt by placing his hand on his shoulder. "Mamoru," The blonde haired boy known as Asanuma began, calling him by his name. "Don't you think that was a tad bit too harsh? Did you have to do that in front of everybody?"
Sharply turning his head towards his best friend Mamoru couldn't help but glare at him, "Asanuma! He tried to kiss me!" He yelled before his eyes softened. "Actually, I held back, I could have done a lot worst than that and you know it." He stated firmly before shrugging Asanuma's hand from his shoulder.
Merely shrugging in response Asanuma followed closely behind Mamoru, pulling out his cell phone as they began making their way to their first period class. Both boys did their best to ignore the whistle wielding brunette that ran past them towards the large crowd. "What's going on here?!" The boy yelled out in-between bouts of blowing on his whistle, while members of the crowd simply rolled their eyes.
"Seijuro give it a break why don't cha'," A nameless voice in the crowd yelled while Seijuro himself ignored it, continuing to harp on the whistle. "Before ya'll become delinquents, get to your classrooms, turn away from the seductive dark side now children." He began to preach, receiving nothing but moans and groans in response from his audience.
"Can it Seijuro!"
"Hey! Who said that, whoever did, you will be getting a detention sli- Hey!" Seijuro interrupted himself upon spotting Usagi huddled on the ground. "What are you doing get-Ah!" A girlish yelp escaped past his lips as a pair of students, with grins plastered on their faces, picked him up and headed towards the school's entrance. "Come on Seijuro, follow your own advice and get to class."
"Let me go!" Seijuro yelled as he struggled against the boy's hold. The snickering crowd followed closely behind the trio, watching in delight as the boy struggled and completely forgetting about Usagi.
Breathing out a slight sigh of relief Usagi picked herself off the ground. "You called?" A voice suddenly called out from her left side completely startling the petite girl. Letting out a slight scream Usagi fell back to the ground, twisting her body in mid-fall towards the boy. "What do you want?" She asked a boy who was sitting a few steps away from her on a bench.
The boy let out a hearty laugh before resuming shuffling the deck of cards in his hands. "How girlish," He paused, flashing a smirk. "I must admit girls are kind of my weakness and with that face of yours, not to mention your voice I'l-"
"Stop making fun of me!" Usagi yelled, clearly now conscious of her situation before picking herself off the ground. A light stain of red spread across her cheeks, her anger getting the better of her. "And, what exactly are you talking about, I never called you." She huffed, crossing her arms over her chest.
The boy simply continued to chuckle, "Sure you did, you did say Adonis, did you not?"
"Soo," Usagi drew out the word while staring at him unbelieving before rolling her eyes heavenwards. "So, what," She paused. "You want me to believe you're some sort of reincarnation of the Greek myth?"
Snickering, the boy suddenly pulled out a single card from the deck presenting it to Usagi.
"Ace of Spades?" Usagi questioned.
"Kaitou Ace, at your service," He stated before reshuffling the dark, his hair falling slightly over his eyes.
"Well, I'm going to be la-" Usagi began but was cut off by Kaitou.
"Late?" Kaitou finished with a smirk. "Do you even know where you're going?" Mirth danced in his eyes as he asked the question.
"I do," Usagi replied.
Quite suddenly Kaitou shifted, holding his deck of cards in the palm of one hand meanwhile reaching behind himself with his free hand and pulling out a stack of papers. Immediately Usagi noticed that what he was holding was indeed her transfer papers and map. "Hey! Give those back!" She demanded, slightly embarrassed that she hadn't even noticed that they were indeed missing.
Kaitou placed the papers neatly onto his lip, "Considering the fact that you needed this." He held up the map that Ami had given her. "I would think that you would be in need for some assistance today." Not being able to help himself he chuckled when Usagi's cheeks puffed out in anger. "Come on, you don't know where you're going, just admit it."
Narrowing her eyes onto his, Usagi let out a sigh signaling her defeat. Just as she was about to open her mouth to verbalize it the sound of a bell ringing was suddenly heard.
A smirk still playing on his face Kaitou stood up, shoving the deck of cards into his pant's pocket as he did so. "Ah, the school bell," He stated, answering her unspoken question and watching in amusement as panic spread across her face. "Don't worry so much, you still have to see the Shitennou."
"Fuuron," Usagi questioned suddenly, since the only Shitennou she knew of could only be found in the pages of her favorite manga Haou Airen.
For a moment Kaitou looked at her bewildered before walking up to her and wrapping his arm around her shoulder, trying to lead her away. However, before they could even take a step forward Usagi dipped down to take a hold of her bag. "The Shitennou work in the School's Office, you have to go see them to get your schedule. The name Shitennou is just a nick name that they've gained over the years from the students."
A deep blush spread across Usagi's cheeks, feeling utterly embarrassed. "I knew that," She lied.
"Come on," Kaitou replied while leading her inside the building. "The annoying brunette from earlier is Seijuro Ginga, he's apart of the disciplinary committee. You might want to stay away from him. While he's not that big of a threat he's quite annoying." He began to explain causing Usagi to nod in response.
"Well, you already know my name what you don't know is I run the school's newspaper, Dark Agency and am head anchor on the morning announcements." He boasted as they neared the office's door.
Just as Kaitou's fingertips grazed on the door knob did he jump back as if bitten, leaving Usagi feeling a bit confused. "I almost forgot," He stated while shoving the stack of papers at the young blonde. "Starting today, your school year is going to be a nightmare." He said ominously causing a shiver to run up Usagi's spine.
"Why would you say that?" Usagi asked innocently.
"That ebony haired guy, his name is Mamoru Chiba. Very mysterious guy, not much is know about him but there are rumors. Fact is he's one of the top students here, which says a lot," Absentmindedly he rubbed the back of his head. "They say that his family is one of the richest in the world, which as you know equals instant unlimited power. But, that's not the part you should be most concerned about, he may not look like much but he's a trained fighter. Most of the gangs here are deathly afraid of him and usually he's pretty easy going guy but you've somehow managed to piss him off."
Usagi gulped, her eyes widening and right as she was about to apologize Kaitou suddenly without warning engulfed her in a tight hug. "You're just too cute for a boy," He declared before releasing her. "Taking into account what happened a few minutes ago you're most likely going to be socially-ostracize and possibly bullied." Usagi couldn't help but gasp and once again Kaitou pulled her into his embrace. "And, because of that we can never seen in public together, I mean I have reputation to protect."
Before Usagi even had a chance to comprehend Kaitou's words she felt herself being thrown up against the wall. "It's a shame, if you were a woman I believe you would have been the Venus I've been looking for, but-" He paused, reaching forward he cupped her cheek in the palm of his hand while allowing his thumb to rest over her bottom lip. "It's too bad, I'm not into guys but I would love to fuck your face."
Abruptly Usagi's jaw dropped in horror causing Kaitou's eyes to widen drastically. "Why do you tempt me so," His voice was strained as he formed a tight fist with his free hand, desperately trying to hold himself back.
Feeling the heat on her face rise to a dangerous level Usagi shoved Kaitou away before dropping to the ground. "Please stop," She begged while he merely cupped his own chin in his hand before snapping his fingers. "Trying to play innocent I see," He grinned and before Usagi to even open up her mouth to retort he squatted down in front of her, taking her hands in his.
"Since I can't be seen with you in public we can be secret friends." With that declaration he flashed another grin at her before getting up and disappearing down the empty hallway, leaving Usagi absolutely flabbergasted.
"What the hell was that?" Usagi questioned herself, feeling her face heat up even further before standing up. Considering the smut filled mangas that Usagi read on a daily basis it was safe to say, even though she'd never experienced it first hand, she knew what he'd meant with that statement. But, still never in her life had anyone dared to be so forward with her, it was embarrassing.
Shifting the papers onto her forearm Usagi hugged the pile to her chest while using her free hand to smooth out her uniform. "Only Asanuma," She silently declared, deciding in that spilt moment that from that moment on she would only want to kiss and do H things with him.
Letting out a sigh Usagi turned, placing her hand on the door knob. 'Well, it's not like this day can get any worst.' She thought as she turned the door knob, pushing open the door with some small effort.
Walking into the office she noticed that four men dressed in grey army style uniforms, each with a different colored trim, were positioned idly behind a pristine counter. "Um, excuse me?" Usagi called out timidly.
The only response she received was from a blonde haired man whose head shot up slightly. The blonde hair man, formally named Jadeite, raised his gloved hand and waved her over while propping his elbow on the counter, resting his face in his open palm. "What do you want?" Jadeite asked while stifling a yawn, ignoring his callous greeting Usagi bounced over to the counter, handing over her transfer papers.
"Your left palm," A brown haired man, Nephrite suddenly asked.
"Excuse me?" Usagi asked.
"Your left palm let me see it." Nephrite demanded and Usagi couldn't help but to comply. "Hmm," He mumbled, inspecting her hand while shuffling a deck of Tarot cards.
Jadeite couldn't help but roll his eyes heavenwards; "I trust that you've read over our rulebook Mr." He paused, glancing down at Usagi's transfer papers. "Blood Dupre?"
Usagi's eyes immediately widened, 'Blood Dupre?' She internally questioned and with a tight grin turned her head away. "Ami you bit-"
Across town Ami sneezed, stunned the bluenette paused in mid-step.
"Are you ok? You're not catching a cold are you?" Luna, who was disguised as Usagi asked.
"I'm alright; I don't think I'm catching a cold. I get the feeling that someone is bad mouthing me," Ami stated with a slight grin.
"Ah, maybe Usagi found out the name we gave her," The two shared a giggle.
Naming Usagi's alter ego had been one of the last things that the pair had done and while brainstorming the perfect name had come up with the perfect theme. Knowing Usagi's utter obsession with all things manga they had started there, from there narrowing it down to an Alice in Wonderland themed manga named Heart no Kuni no Alice. Since Usagi's own name meant bunny or rabbit they thought that naming her after the white rabbit would have been too obvious, so drawing names out a hat they had chosen Blood Dupre.
Also known as the Mad Hatter.
Back in Azabu High School's main office Usagi could feel her eye beginning to twitch, 'The Mad Hatter, why!??!'
"Blood, your parents seem a tad bit irresponsible to be naming you something so utterly tasteless." A man, who was sitting at a back desk called out as he played with the ends of his long blonde, wavy hair.
"I don't know Zoisite," Kunzite, the man sitting across from him responded while running his gloved fingertips over the hilt of his wakizashi. "I kind of like it, it demands attention. Hmm, if you want to live up to your name, join my sword play club." The white haired man stated, a smirk playing on his lips.
"Hmpt," Zoisite shot a glare towards Usagi, his green eyes flashing.
"Whatever your name is here is your schedule," Jadeite said while pushing a piece of paper towards Usagi.
Before Usagi could even thank him Nephrite interrupted her, "How unlucky you will be Blood," He stated while shoving two red strings at the girl.
"What is this?" Usagi asked while politely taking a hold of the two red strings.
"It's your love fortune," Nephrite replied with the other Shitennou groaned. "Shut up!" He yelled towards them before kindly turning back to Usagi. "Those two strings each represent a new love coming into your life. Unfortunately for you, you will fall in love with two significant others at the same time, both male."
Jadeite snickered while Zoisite crumbled a piece of a paper and threw it at the back of his head, "Idiot."
Nephrite rolled his eyes at the pair, "Don't worry, we don't judge." He said with a slight smile. "One of these males is your soul mate but the other will lead to nothing but misery. Choose wisely or end up in a state of bad luck for the rest of eternity," He declared while patting her on her shoulder.
"Ah, ok." Usagi replied while bowing in respect. "Thank you."
As Usagi exited the office she couldn't help but shrug her shoulders, 'Fall in love with two people? He's got to be wrong; Asanuma is the only one in my heart.' She shook her head while shoving the strings into her pocket. 'What a crock.'
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