Family Matters

By: Nara-chan25

Starring: Akatsuki and Family

Chapter Three: Go Away, I Hate You!

"Can't touch this! Duh, duh, duh. Duh, duh. Duh, duh. Can't touch this!" Kisame sang. "I can't wait to get home! I hope Sakana will come. Last time she saw me... Things didn't go that well." Kisame sighed.

When he finally got to the village he was happy that the guards were asleep. He went right to his old house where Sakana lived. He knocked on the door and waited for her to answer. He heard her yell for him to come in so he did.

"Sakana! Where are you!?" he yelled.

"Kisame!?" Sakana yelled from somewhere. A girl with blue skin, blue hair, and gills ran into the room and pointed to her brother. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!" she screamed.

"I'm here to get you. We're having a family night at Akatsuki and I wanted to know if..."

"AH!!!" someone screamed, breaking through Sakana's window and getting tangled in the curtains. He jumped to his feet and got rid of the curtain. "TOBI OKAY!!!" he yelled, giving Kisame a thumbs up.

"As I was saying. We're having a family night at Akatsuki and I wanted to know if you wanted to come," Kisame finished.

"No way!" Sakana replied.

"What!? Why not!?" Kisame asked.

"I hate you!?"

"Don't worry, Kisame. Tobi still loves you," said Tobi, giving Kisame a hug.

Kisame through Tobi out the window. "Please, Sakana! Itachi's little brother will be there," he said.

"ITACHI HAS A BROTHER MY AGE!?!" Sakana asked.

"Yup. And he looks like Itachi, too. Except his hair is darker and his hair is spiky instead of in a pony-tail," said Kisame.

"SASUKE IS TOBI'S COUSIN!!!" yelled Tobi, somehow in the room again.

Sakana looked at Kisame who sweat dropped. "Er... He's not like that..." said Kisame.

"CAN TOBI HAVE CORN!?! ITACHI SAY TOBI HAVE CORN AND STAND IN IT!!!" yelled Tobi.

Kisame slapped his forehead. "Are you sure that he didn't say corner?" he asked.

"I KNOW HE SAID CORN!!!"

"Hey, Kisame! Is Sasuke Itachi's brother's name?" asked Sakana.

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!"

"No, no. Tobi said it," Sakana pointed out.

"Oh... BAD TOBI!!! DON'T PEE ON THE CARPET!!!" Kisame yelled.

"TOBI DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!" Tobi screamed. Tobi started crying. "TOBI SORRY!!! TOBI SORRY!!!"

Kisame started laughing. "I love messing with your head, Tobi. Good boy..."

Tobi stopped crying and started to dancing like Jiraiya. "TOBI GOOD BOY!!!"

"I thought Akatsuki was an evil organization," said Sakana.

"It is," Kisame replied.

"Then how did someone like Tobi get into it? He acts like a kid but by the looks of it he's in his twenties. And a family night?"

"That was Leader's idea," said Kisame. "He's come up with weirder ideas..."

"Right... So, are we leaving?" asked Sakana.

"I guess so," Kisame answered. "Hey, Tobi!"

"YES!?!"

"CATCH!"

Kisame threw a cow (Haha, moo) at Tobi and he flew out the window and out of sight. He handed in a field of glass (not grass). The cow landed on top of Tobi so he was okay.

"MOO!!!" said the cow.

"MOO!!!" said the idiot... I mean Tobi!

Sakana was getting ready to leave when her phone rang. She answered it. "Hello?"

Pause.

"Uh... no... This isn't Sakana..."

Pause.

"No, I don't know her number."

Pause.

"Okay, bye."

"Who was that?" Kisame asked.

"Tobi," she answered.

"How did he get your number?"

"I have no idea..."

"Tobi can do the impossible. Deidara, another member of Akatsuki, made him explode and he fell off a cliff. As you can see, he survived."

"Weird..."

TBC?

Yay, another chapter! I was so happy when I saw the reviews. That's the most reviews I got for a story. Well, I got more reviews for another story but I had more chapters. I hope everyone reviews again. Since I have nothing better to do I'll reply to some comments.

Delphine, celeste, Hidan'sGirlfriend, Ren, sn1ck3rD00dl3, omc there goes emmett eddie: Thank you for your comments, I'm going to write I new chapter as soon as I can.

Sharksbean: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WATCH TELETUBBIES!!!

And, of course, the preview...

Preview: Next time! It's Hidan's turn. He's going to go get it brother, who's 24209587935749754763239 years younger than him, Shouten. Is he just as emo as he is? Find out, NEXT TIME!!! Or you can just skip all those chapters and just wait for the family night to happen... BUT THAT'S LESS FUNNY!!!