Bikky: Guten Tag! Wie geht's es euch? Es geht mir gut! Wir haben Neji für Heute!

Neji: Stop speaking german!

Bikky: Fine. pouts I said good day, how are you all doing? I'm doing good. We have Neji for today.

Neji: Hn. So why am I here?

Bikky: To give this disclaimer. Duh. Say hi to Wifey for me.

Neji: Why me?

Bikky: Do it. ((points gun at him))

Neji: Fine. I'm not calling you Chan. Hyper-Weirdo Girl here wants you to know she doesn't own Kishimoto's Naruto characters. Thank God!

Bikky: I think you better behave.

Neji: Bikky- happy?

Bikky: Very.

Neji: She just owns this crazy idea, because she needs to sleep for a very long time.

Bikky: I'm not calling you over anymore.

Neji: Fine by me. I'm here for Crys-Chan. Leave a review, or else you'll get shot.

Bikky: And this is your destiny.

Neji: ...

Bikky: ENJOY!

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After dinner, the boys went back to the room.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Naruto cried.

"What now?" Shikamaru sighed.

"What's our mission again, dattebayo?"

"Capture the Akatsuki." Shikamaru replied heavily.

"Okay. Then, WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!" Naruto pointed to Itachi and Kisame.

"Your sand beast ate my arm." Kisame sniffed.

"Some S-Class criminals." Neji sighed.

"How am I suppose to get beauty rest, if you all are talking?" Itachi glared.

"Forgive them, they mean well." Lee smiled.

"I think I have to agree with Naruto on this one." Shikamaru sighed.

"Fear not! We've come for back up! Hnn!" Deidara burst in the room, with Tobi behind him. Itachi let out a moan of displeasure.

"Hello Kisame-San, Itachi-San!" Tobi innocently waved.

"Hey Tobi." Kisame replied.

"You brats won't get away with this!" Deidara pointed at our Hero Squad.

"... Whatever." Shikamaru laid down.

"Shikamaru!" Naruto cried.

"What?" Our amazing hero looked at the Kyuubi Boy.

"They're the bad guys!" Naruto danced.

"How about those 500 laps?" Kankuro turned to Lee.

"To the sunset!" Lee pinged, as he ran out, while Kankuro slowly followed.

"This is stupid." Neji huffed, and left the room.

"I'm thirsty." Gaara went to the kitchen. Don't know how he got out of character so bad in the last chapter, but it sure was funny.

"That was all your doing." Shino spoke up. Sorry. I'll try to control myself next time.

"Hey, hey, HEY!" Deidara cried.

"Do you think Asuma-Sensei will buy us dinner once we're done?" Chouji asked his friend.

"Doubtful, but we can try." Shikamaru smiled.

"Why are you all ignoring me; hnn?" Deidara whined.

"Shut up." Itachi growled.

"But Itachiiiiiii!" Deidara tugged at his coat.

"Deidara-San, I don't think you should do that." Tobi warned. Oh, how right you are Tobi, my man. How right you are.

"And what would a newbie know?" Deidara scoffed.

"Go away!" Itachi kicked him down.

"They're fighting among themselves; dattebayo?"

"Bark, bark." Akamaru tried to get Kiba's attention.

"Yeah, let's go back to the springs. You coming Shino?" Kiba turned to friend.

"Sure." Shino pushed up on his glasses.

"So why do you bathe in sunglasses?" Kiba tried once more.

"No dogs allowed." Shino told him, as he slammed the door in Kiba's face.

"Ow." Kiba rubbed his nose.

"I'm so confused." Naruto sighed.

"You should just ignore them." Chouji told him.

"I think I'll go train; dattebayo." Naruto sadly said, as he slowly left the room. Thus leaving Chouji and Shikamaru alone with the crazy Akatsuki.

"Why are we left to baby sit?" Shikamaru miffed.

"We could get desert." Chouji suggested.

"I say let's go." Shikamaru nodded, as they left the room.

"WAIT!!!!" Deidara cried. "They're getting away!"

"Some vacation." Itachi muttered to himself.

"Maybe we should leave Deidara-San, and go get ice cream." Tobi smiled... if you could see it through the mask.

"Itachi-Sama says we're on vacation, so he's not working!" Kisame explained to Deidara.

"But we should catch them while their guard is down!" Deidara protested.

"But Itachi-Sama said..." Kisame argued.

"Can we leave both of them here?" Itachi turned to Tobi. Cause let's face it, Tobi is awesome!

"Sure!" Tobi chirped, and then they snuck out leaving Deidara and Kisame to bicker.

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"This is really good ice cream." Tobi exclaimed. He's a very happy boy.

"I think it might be better than the little shop in Konoha." Chouji remarked.

"Really? I should try it out!" Tobi gleamed. The boys just stared at him. "What?" Tobi blinked.

"An S-Class criminal walking into Konoha..." Shikamaru try hinting.

"I should've went on vacation by myself." Itachi sighed to himself.

"But this is so much fun, Itachi-San!" Tobi sang.

"This is troublesome."

"Listen, you should enjoy it now, because we'll come back for your Kyuubi and Shukaku." Tobi told our amazing hero.

"Whatever." Shikamaru sighed. He gave up cloud watching for this!?

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"I just think that Itachi is just spoiled. Hnn?" Deidara pouted.

"Don't talk about Itachi-Sama that way." Kisame snarled.

"Wait. You don't think he plans to attack them when they're sleeping do you?! Oh Itachi, you are evil. MWHAHAHA!!!" Deidara laughed insanely.

"Maybe we should've gone on a safari." Kisame sighed to himself.

"Would there be dead bodies?" Zetsu popped out of nowhere.

"AAHHHH!!!" Kisame and Deidara cried, as they jumped hug each other.

"Dead bodies, no." Zetsu answered himself. And since I don't know exactly how katakana is spoken, I just decided to make sound like Yoda.

"Yoda is fine." Zetsu nodded.

"Fine, he is." He added. Then like that, Zetsu vanished.

"... What a freak, hnn?" Deidara shivered.

"I think I'll go find Itachi-Sama." Then they skipped out to find their partners.

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"Hey guys!" Naruto waved down Shikamaru and Chouji.

"Hello!" Tobi waved, while Itachi sighed.

"Meh, what are you guys doing, anyway?" Naruto looked at them flatly.

"They're on vacation." Shikamaru teased in that Shikamaru way.

"No bodies here." Zetsu popped up.

"Bodies here, no."

"..." The Konoha boys looked at him.

"Springs nice and hot heard I." Zetsu turned to Itachi.

"Yeah." Itachi nodded to him.

"Let's go. I had a long hike, and I could use the time to unwind." Tobi sang.

"WAIT!" Deidara and Kisame came flying out of nowhere, and stopped to look at Zetsu.

"Now what?" Itachi huffed.

"Uh." Both of them stared.

"I'm going." Itachi started walking.

"Itachi-Sama!" Kisame fled after him.

"We're going to the hot springs, wanna come?" Tobi asked his partner.

"Sure. Hnn." Deidara hung his head low.

"The best hot spring in the world." Zetsu added. Then the Akatsuki left to Konoha boys to think to themselves.

"What was all that about, dattebayo?"

"I'm going to see where our back up is." Shikamaru walked away. Gaara walked up to Naruto and Chouji as he passed Shikamaru.

"Hey Gaara!" Naruto chirped.

"Where did everyone go?" He asked.

"The Akatsuki, Shino, Kiba, and Akamaru went to the hot springs, Shikamaru went to see where our back up is, and everyone else is training." Chouji reported.

Gaara nodded, while Naruto looked like he was still bothered with the Akatsuki.

"YOSH!" Lee ran by.

"I'm done!" Kankuro fell down by Gaara's feet catching his breath. "He's insane."

"Fuzzy brows does train a lot." Naruto folded his arms.

"When does the karaoke contest begin?" Kankuro asked.

"Probably the next chapter." Chouji answered.

"YOSH!" Lee made his lap.

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Bikky: Okay, I'm bored.

Neji: Loser.

Bikky: You're just jealous you had one line.

Neji: Whatever.

Bikky: Don't be jealous, be a donut!

Neji: I'm afraid to ask.

Bikky: It's Chuck approved!

Neji: That has nothing to do with anything!

Bikky: I'm sensing some rage issues, Hyuuga Neji!

Neji: I'm done. Leave a review.

Bikky: That's right, cuz it's your destiny, and your destiny to become a donut! all the cool kids are doing it!