Eight teleports next to me, "Marina, quick, here!" He grabs my hand and we teleport right in the middle of a mass of people. Amongst the screaming of the terrified people, I hear a Mickey-Mouse voice. Noooo, not again! It's high and shrill and is singing the most annoying song in the whole wide world. Nope, not "Let it Go", but it's something even worse – "LA LA LA LA LA LA, SING THE SMURFY SONG!"
No no no no no no no! We wade our way through the crowd and we come face to face with a tiny clown, the size of a smurf. He's holding a toothpick and is singing while stabbing people's ankles with it. No wonder everybody's falling down mysteriously while yelling "Ow". Anyway, if you fall, you die. People'll crush you in their stampede. Looks like this clown-smurf's gotta go down.
I smile at Eight, "Please, let me do the honours."
With that, I raise my foot and stamp on the smurf-clown with my size 10 sneaker. "Tissue," I say, and Eight hands me a crumpled wad of tissue. I then wipe off the blue goo on the sole of my shoe. Okay, Marina, try not to think it's disgusting, just pretend you've stepped on an annoying blueberry…
Suddenly, we spot a clown with bright blue hair running through the crowd, waving his arms maniacally. Gosh, how many of them are there?! I send an icicle toward him and impale him straight through the chest. Clean kill!
Eight touches my elbow, his fingers cold. "Ummm, Marina? I think you've made a mistake." My heart stops and I run toward the fallen 'clown'. Instead, I'm standing over the body of a teenage girl with bright blue hair. "Oh my gosh! It's Six!" She dyed her hair! Wait, why am I thinking about her dying her hair when I just killed one of my best friends?!
