Is anyone else disappointed with the latest Chapter of Reborn? Because I really am, I wrote for a few more Chapters with Bermuda being this hot sexy guy that Viper's hands was all over. And now that I saw him, I don't know if I really want to keep that how it is. I might, or I might end up changing it. :( There are times when we love the creator, but others when your just like... "Really? Are you shitting me?"
All the Antagonists in Reborn were hot people, Mukuro, Xanxus, and Byakuran were all hot. Enma was the cute innocent one. Now Bermuda, the mysterious Arcobaleno of the Night Flame...he's...interesting!
Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or Friends.
The next morning everyone gathered at Luce's apartment like always, waiting in the living room to see if Viper was pregnant or not. Their hearts were racing and they looked like they were about to kick the door open and find out right then and there.
That is until the door opened and Viper stepped out, They stared at her with wide eyes as they waited.
"Well?" Reborn asked leaning closer to the smallest member of their little group.
"Hmm?" Viper asked confused, they glared at her, she laughed. "Oooh, you want to know the answer to the tests don't you?"
"DUH!"
"Oh, I won't tell." She let out an evil laugh as she got herself some strawberry milk, "But in a couple of months there will be a baby here."
"SHE'S PREGNANT!" they cheered and hugged her.
"Oh no I was talking about Luce."
"Damn you!" They hissed. Viper laughed.
"Viper tell," Fon asked looking at her.
Viper looked at him, her face heating up as she gave a small nod. They cheered and continued to tackle her in hugs.
"Perfect! We can be pregnant buddies! Oh I'll give you all the clothes I don't fit. Because well, the clothes I'm wearing will be to big on you." Viper made a face.
"Oh ha, ha, I can find clothes of my own, besides I always buy clothes that are two sizes to big for me anyways."
"Congratulations Viper." Fon smiled a bright smile, it caused Viper to turn away from him.
"Why thank you Fon, when I become the ruler of this world I will let you live." Fon grinned.
"And why is that?"
"Oh um, the reason behind that is because you're the only one to congratulated me."
"Or could it be you liiike him?" Reborn teased leaning towards her, "Viper likes Fon, Viper likes Fon~"
"Shut up Reborn!" Viper snapped a blush on her face. Fon grinned as he leaned against the door frame.
"Oh, so you like me? Yesterday you said we weren't even friends."
"Of course not, we aren't friends, and I don't like you. Shouldn't you be interviewing people?"
"Oh shit! I forgot!" Fon ran out of the apartment.
"You know what, I just realized, I'm nowt the only female who can get drunk," Lal grinned, "Another reason I will never have kid."
"Being pregnant is fun, you get to do things normal people can't do."
"No you can't."
"You get to move to the front of the line," Luce replied with a smile. "I never had to wait for anything!"
"I doubt that." Viper replied, "well I'm off to Skulls, I'll see you guys later." Viper left to her brother's house.
"Let's have a party to celebrate!"
"Luce, it's not party time, besides it's only going to be another baby that will annoy the fuck out of me." Lal groaned.
"Not true! Babies changes everything1" Luce giggled looking at Lal. She frowned.
"Verde doesn't want to have kids any time soon, and I never want to have kids."
"Are you sure? People change their mind all the time, I mean look at Reborn, when we started to date I thought we wouldn't last as long as we did. Of course we have had our ups and downs. We broke up, he slept with other people, I dated that hot Greek guy, he was jealous because of the crazy animal sex we had. But here we are, having a baby and we are still strong."
"Well Reborn's an idiot, as are you." Lal glared. Luce waved her off.
"Shut it, I'm going to work."
"All right, later guys~" Reborn said as he watched everyone go to work, he had the day off, which meant he had the house all to himself. Grinning he locked the door closed the blinds and stripped down to boxers, his shirt, a tie around his forehead, and his socks, with a pair of sunglasses, he played the music. The piano was heard.
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a Disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In 10 minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
"Oh hey guys I left my bag… um…" Reborn turned to see Viper standing there, her keys fell to the floor in utter shock. "Um… should I come back later?"
"No… join me my dear!" Viper took a step back.
"Maybe…later…" She replied turning away. "I don't want to disturb you while you have your Bob Segar moment, I'll get my bag and go…"
Quickly grabbing her bag she took a picture of Reborn then fled to her brothers.
"Well… this sucks. She ruined my moment!"
For the rest of the day Reborn sat around the house pouting because of his ruined day.
By the time everyone returned they sensed his pissed off aura and tried not to anger him. "Why are you so mad?" Verde asked not able to take it anymore.
"Ask that bitch." Reborn snapped pointing to Viper. She took a sip of her drink, a smirk on her face.
"He's upset because I walked in on him pulling a Bob Segar moment."
"Really now?" Viper nodded as she looked at Reborn.
"He looked so tasty in nothing but his shirt and boxers."
"Oh, you think I'm tasty?"
"Of course, I would eat you if it wasn't for Luce." Viper winked,
"Well Vipy, if you want we could have a threesome~" Reborn winked. Luce and Viper both shook their heads.
"That's what you want hitman."
Fon chuckled ad turned to face Viper, "I want to ask you something" He asked with a smile. "Could we maybe step outside?" She shrugged and followed him outside.
"What is it you want to ask?" Viper asked folding her arms over her chest.
"Well, I was wondering if you would like to go out on a date with me?" He asked, she looked at him with a blushed.
"No," She replied, he was confused. "Well I would love to! It's just…I kind of told those idiots inside that I didn't want to date anyone while I was pregnant… but I would accept a date from you. In nine months, if you're still willing to wait…" She purred. He grinned.
"Of course I'll wait. It will be our dirty secret then."
"How dirty are we talking?"
"As dirty as you want," he replied with a grin on his face.
"I like you," she laughed as she playfully punched his arm and went inside.
"What did you two talk about, Kora?"
"About how gay you and Lussuria are." Viper replied sitting beside him. Colonnello made a face.
"Bitch."
"You know, people tell me I'm a bitch a lot, but it doesn't seem to hurt me like you think it would."
"It's because you embrace your bitchy-ness."
"I do." They laughed.
"Where did Luce run off to?"
"Bathroom." Reborn replied as Luce walked out of the bathroom, drying her hands.
"You called?"
"Nope," Luce shrugged and got a piece of triple chocolate fudge brownie from the fridge.
"Mm that looks tasty." Lussuria said looking at the brownie. Luce nodded and ate up.
"So tasty." Luce replied looking at the sweet, "want some?" They nodded, she glared "to bad, it's mine."
"Bitch number three."
"Who's one and two?"
"Lal's number one, Viper is number two. Kora."
"I like that." Lal replied, "I'M NUMBER ONE! FEAR ME!"
"You guys are so weird." Verde said with a slight frown, "come on you, we have a dinner to get to." Lal frowned as she was pulled away to her apartment to change.
"So any interesting stories you wanna tell?" Fon asked looking at Viper. She looked up at him and thought about it.
"Well, oh there was this one time when me and Lussuria were kidnapped by this Chinese Mafia and when they came to check on us we were playing patty cake!"
"You were kidnapped by the Chinese Mafia?" Fon frowned slightly.
"Of course, we were also kidnapped by the Japanese Mafia, as well as the German and Russian."
"Man the shit we got into before she agreed to have her brother's child." Lussuria laughed.
"Believe it or not, all of this happened last week."
"Really?"
"Yeah, we beat the shit out of em as well~" Lussuria winked.
"That was actually code for Lussuria rapping them to death. We simply helped by beating the crap out of them." Reborn replied.
"So Fon have you decided on a roommate yet?" Luce asked between bites. Fon nodded.
"This guy named Squalo came for an interview, and he's one of the people I liked the most, so he's moving in tomorrow. He said his boyfriend abused him too much."
"SQUA-CHAN IS GAY?" Lussuria squealed.
"Yeah, I don't think so, Colonnello will be jealous you found someone new. Besides, everyone knew Squalo was gay for boss." Viper grinned. Colonnello glared.
"For your information I have a date tonight, with this really nice girl."
"What's her name?"
"Megan."
"Is she cute?"
"Hot."
"What's wrong with her?"
"Nothing… well actually…" There was a knock at the door, turning to face the door they stared with narrowed eyes.
Colonnello answered.
"OH, MY, GODDESS!" The girl behind the door screamed in a high pitched voice. They all cringed.
"That's what's wrong with her."
"Well, she is cute…" Lussuria tried to say. It didn't work. Colonnello waved as he left with Megan.
"How much you wanna bet she's only there to make Lal jealous?" Viper suddenly said. They all agreed.
"Awe, but Lal and Verde are so cute."
"They are, but he's so science, and she's so military."
"Power couple," Reborn grinned looking at them.
"All right, I'm bored with you people now, I'm going to go walk around my house naked now." Viper said as she got up and left. Everyone just stared at her. "What? I'm supposed to be the Phoebe of the group. I'm the weird kinky one~" She laughed as she left.
"I think I'm in love." Fon laughed leaning back in his seat.
"Well what are you waiting for lover boy? Go after the kinky one!" Reborn shouted pushing Fon out the door.
The two went back to Viper's apartment and just laid around watching TV and cracking jokes about Reborn.
"Oh no, he has been trying to get me, Luce, and Lal to sleep with him for years now."
"So what's with Colonnello and Lal? They like each other don't they?"
"They are in love but they are too stubborn to say it."
"Hmm, I see, well how long have they been in love?"
"Since they first met, they have this forbidden student teacher love crap." Fon grinned as they two talked about their friends. "Lal and Verde are dating because of the stubble, she loves a man with stubble. She even told Colonnello to grow stubble to see how he would look. She shaved his head because she didn't like it."
"Evil." Fon laughed, Viper used his leg as a pillow.
"Why is it your lap so soft? I could fall asleep like this… oh god I sound like Luce."
"It's cute." Wrapping his arms around her he pulled her into his lap he nuzzled into her neck, "well Viper what do you want to do?" Viper thought it over and shrugged.
"Sleep, Believe it or not, I had a long day, finding out your pregnant takes a lot out of you." she laughed and got up. "You're welcome to stay, if not get out." He chuckled and gently kissed the top of her head.
Yeah, Got nothing to say, if you excuse me I have to go EDIT my story now because of Bermuda -_-
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