Well, welcome back! here for more Kirox-ness? Well, you're in luck! And, Because, looking over it, I realized that it's much to serious. I need comic relief, so I added this filler that progresses the story some as well. So, here you are! And in midgar, the drinking age is 18. as is Kirox's age. I DO NOT APPROVE OF UNDERAGE DRINKING, DRUGS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
The disclaimer stands.
While Kirox and Cloud were having their 'touchy-feely' moment, as dubbed by Reno, Reno was planning something. A party! "We need to celebrate something, and this is a perfect opportunity. The bar 7th Heaven, Reno reasoned, was the perfect place to have it. He walked up to Cloud. "Hey, I'm Going to have a party at 7th Heaven later today, wanna come?" He asked. Cloud stared at him for a minute, then said, "No." "And why not? It's to celebrate you saving the world from Sephiroth AGAIN." Reno reasoned with him. "For me?" Cloud asked. "Yeah, you and Kirox. He's old enough to drink now, after all. And we're having it at 7th Heaven, which Zack helped name. So come on!" Reno said, trying to encourage him. "Fine. But only if you get Kirox to go." I'll try," Reno said in dissapointment. Why Kirox didn't like him he didn't know, but Reno thought that Kirox believed that Reno was gay and planning to try to rape him, for some reason. Reno walked up to Kirox. "Hey, you wanna go to a party?" He asked him. Kirox glared at him, then said, "No." 'Just like Cloud...' Reno thought to himself. then, aloud, he asked, "Why not?" Kirox continued glaring at him, and told Reno, "I'm not an idiot who's gonna get drunk around YOU, Reno. I know what you'd do." 'Geez, this kid' Reno thought to himself. "Well, Cloud's gonna be there to, you know. He said he'd come if you did. And it's for you two, so..." Kirox hit him, hard. "And What exactly do you mean by 'You two", Reno? Are you saying that Cloud and I are gay?" He asked Reno, glaring at him even more. If looks were daggers, then Reno'd be a pincushion by now.
"No, I'm not, Kirox. I'm saying that We're going to celebrate you and Cloud beating Sephiroth, Kidaj, Loz and kanji. So chill out!" Reno told him. Kirox gave a less-I'm gonna kill you-look, and said, "Fine. But I'm going for Cloud, no other reason. He needs to chill out some." "Okay!" Reno said, walking away. "Reno," Kirox's vopice stopped him. "Yeah?" He asked, turning. Kirox stood there, with an expression that would make Larxene scream and run. "You try to do anything," Kirox's voice was very calm, "And there won't be enough of you to be found. Got it?" Reno, shaking slightly, backed up very quickly. "Ye-yeah, Kirox," he said, trying to avoid crapping his pants while running. kirox, watching this, laughs quietly to himself.
-several hours later-
Kirox and Cloud walk into the bar, Seventh Heaven*, and sit down at the bar section. Reno, Rude, Yuffie and Tifa are already there as well, and are already fairly tipsy. Eyes growing wide at the enourmous pile of shot glasses Reno has, Kirox asks, "How many have you had, Reno?" "I've had, um, this many!" a very drunk Reno says, gesturing to the pil of about 20 glasses. "How on Gaia are you still able to talk coherently?" Cloud asks, amazed. "Believe me, He asked to start out with about ten empty glasses to begin with, so he could fool you into thinking exactly what you did," the almost completaly sober Tifa says, sipping from her beer. "Gotcha good!" the drunk Reno says, giggling like a maniac. "I'll just have a beer," Kirox says to the barkeeper. "You old enough, kid?" the man asks him. Kirox just pulls out his wallet aand shows the man his wallet, with his I.D inside. "Okay kid, You're good," the man says to the 18-year old. "Do NOT call me kid." Kirox tells the man. The man merely rolls his eyes, and hands Kirox a beer. "Thanks," Kirox tells him, paying him for it. Reno has proceded to pass out, drunk. "Kirox pokes him, and he doesn't move. He gets a gleam in his eyes, and proceeds to Spike up his hair, put two black upside-down tear-dropped shaped tatoos under his eyes, and put two conveniantly located chakrams in his hands, and proseded to start laughing his ass off. The others had been blocked from seeing him, and proceded to as well when Kirox moved out of the way. "Oh my god, he looks exactly like a Wait, who did you dress him up as?" Yuffie asks, confused. Kirox, who has recovered from his laugh attack, responds to the question, "I don't know, but I just felt a strange sense of Deja-vu." Just then, a man runs in from outside of the bar. "Help! Monsters are attacking!" He yelled, before a strange black monster attacked him and pulled something out of his chest. It then proceeded to eat it. "Was that... his heart?" Yuffie says, in shock.
Well, that was shorter than most! Anyway, next chapter: the Heartless attack!
Havn't gotten any reveiws yet, as I havn't posted chapter two. but those who did get a Cloud plushie! I'll fix this later.
NOT- A bar in Midgar, which is humerous as Cloud's voice actor in the U.S. version of Advents Children plays a laarge part on a show that shares the name. Zack helps the owner pick the name in FF7:C.C.
-Dragginninja out!
