-MARTH'S-POV-

oh great Ike saw this and this exact thing happened to me when i was 12... ugh i hate my life. i saw Zelda wanted to talk to me but when she tried, she couldn't because of the gag. i wanted to continue lazer tag but we were kidnapped so i cant. Again, i hate my life.

-LINK'S-POV-

"great, just great" i screamed. Zelda was kidnapped, "and now i have to go through defeating the bad guy and saving Zelda once again... plus i am even more annoyed because you are screaming your face off!" I screamed at peach. She let me have it, she kicked me in the stomach. i groaned in pain. Roy started to get teary eyed because he was "worried" about marth. i sighed and just wished to be with Zelda

-ZELDA'S-POV-

i started to wiggle but i got slapped in the face "Stop moving princess, or else we will kill your BOYFRIEND" i wanted to say he isn't my boyfriend, or at least not yet. i could see marth worried like hell because he was almost crying, I could not blame him because i was too. {hangs head} i just want to do lazer tag instead of being kidnapped. like in hyrule... that is why we moved to smashville. plus we could fight and go out whenever instead of being in your castle if you are royalty. so my life sucks, but when i get out i am going to kick link in the ass for lying to me. and well the other smashers too of course, because he promised to get food for the kitchen. i look back at marth, he fell asleep again i smiled because it is so cute. but i am still mad at Ike for yelling at Roy for saying MARTH LOOKS LIE A GIRL WHE HE SLEEPS, because he does. no offense to marth.

-NORMAL-POV-

Link and the others run to the window and jump out. Peach screams her face off while she falls. Link laughs and Roy catches Peach and laughs too. even though Roy may be the youngest he is the second tallest of them all. Zelda was tired too and drifted to sleep. she realized that she was in a different place one she woke up, but marth was apperantly uncouncious. Kiki did not know what was going on, so she ran over to Link and asked what was happening. Link said what happened with Marth and Zelda, "that they got kidnapped by some bandits or pirates or kidnappers or..." "alright Link, we get it" Ike said. "blah blah blah blah blah" Link responded back rudely.


marth: uh... why did i get kidnapped again?

Me: because people like it.

Marth: ugh fine whatever.

Zelda: that isn't nice.

Roy: yeah i agree with Zelda.

Kiki: same.

Me: shut your mouth guys orelse you might get killed in my next book. and also peach is going to bang her hand on the keyboard.

Peach: oh come on you bitch, do not make me do that. or else i am going to cuss until you stop you stupid little fucking bitch

Zelda: okay okay we will keep our flatter shut.


-KIKI'S-POV-

so we all headed the way the pirates or bandits or whatever went. but i am mad as shit because Marth is always kidnapped. in these storys. i just wish we could flash back. plus how did the bandits even find marth? they always seem to know. first of all what do they want with marth "revenge? because they want to murder?" peach is acting like a moron because she is banging her head on her computer this is what i saw

b bv bbg bvv v v bxhsjdj sjwo bds iiwidhj 3882 2342 ^%$#2 sqqq 6y7r vytrre 6y76hjyb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb. then she banged her fists on the keyboard too like this

jn,hdwhjyuhm b nb ahhjuhj bhhjusb ner trgnwjiasikdfx df fd dsz gh hju jhu tgfrsa er f d gtr dsf d w er r t df d zs asa d rft r cd bebwhsahwb nv hjmshjsanhjsajsjsajsn wsb. she was so fucking mad. i told her to calm down. no you big hshdhfjsjusdhgdyuhsshjd. okay i am done, i tried to calm her down. but will she listen? N00000000000! she put her crown back on and took her gloves off. i decide to look up the car number because they got in the car and we saw the number. it was 1882749282 they live in smashville though so it is in 1 of the 25 houses. so we are almost there. marth used to live with Roy but they both moved in the smash mansion like me.

-IKE'S-POV-

I AM GOING TO SAY B FOR A LONG TIME BECAUSE I WANT TO, READY? bbb bbbb bbbb bbbbb bbbb bbbb bbbb bbbb bbbb bbb bb b okay i am done. "i am hungry" roy whines to me " i know, we should get da da da da da da da da da da da- CHICKHEN!" ALL EXEPT ME "NOOOOO, NOT CHICKEN"


Peach: i hate you all and why did you have to make me bang my head over and over and over and over again on the fucking computer keyboard.

Me: even me?

Peach: yep, even you.

Me: shut up idiot, or else i will take you out of the story.

Marth: what is the thing i am supposed to get soon.

Me: fine I will tell you, next chapter! ha ha!

Marth: come on really?

Zelda: can you guys be quiet for 5 minutes, i have a headache.

Me: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Roy: shut the fucking hell up already!

Zelda: aren't you a little to young to talk like that Roy?

Me: stay on topic or i will make it to where marth does not get the special thing.

Ike: FINE YOU BIG FAT IDIOT.

me: okay Ike i have chicken!

Ike: Chicken... {drools on table}