Chapter 3

Ikumoto sounded the alarm. "The teletubies are cumming!" she hollered, streaking through the obstacle course, "Run! Protect your virginity!"

"My virginity?" Yugi stopped her in her tracks, "You'll have to duel me for it." He brought out his deck.

"Yugi, now's not the time," she insisted,"They will decimate your anus, and it will implode."

"Oh god!" Yugi held his buttocks as he ran inside.

"What's this about virginity?" Commaner Captain Sensei-Sama-San-Kun emerged, wielding the Orgasm Ray, a fiece weapon stolen from Shrek's arsenal. "I'll teach those bastards a thing or too."

"Um...Sir?" mumbled Ikumoto, "Why are you naked?"

"I told you-" he aimed, "-It decreases air resistence!" He shot the first one, and it went done in a spasm of pleasure. The others' increased their speed.

"Big black hairy balls!" the Commander cursed, "Out of ammo. Looks like I have to switch to hand-to-hand-combat."

In no time at all, the beasts overwhelmed him. One grabbed his penis, teared it off like tissue paper, and waved it triumphantly for all to see. "Noo!" he cried, "My Rock Lee!"

"Somebody has to help Sensei!" uttered a recruit,"They want his boobalicious buttmilk!"

"They won't get it though." McGriddle burst onto the scene, warming his pimp slap for use, "Check yo' self b'fore yo' wreck yo' self." His hand flew with the force of a thousand suns, obliterating the fifth teletubie so that its brains squirted everywhere. The others, scared for their lives, left. The pimp stooped down. "Someone get the Doctor!"

"Captain! Aren't you a doctor!?"

"That's just my pimp name. My real name is Tifanny. Now go get him!"

Ikumoto got the doctor. "Mhm," Dr. Ben Dover mused," He's losing too much semen. Don't worry, I will replace his Rock Lee with a tentacle. A robo one. With lasers. And blades. And-"

"Thats enough," Ikumoto interrupted and when she did Dr. Ben got sad. "Who sent them here?"

"Shrek," cried Sensei-Sama, sitting up. "I stole his Orgasm Ray. He wants it back. He will send more minions, so clench your anuses and prepare." He then passed out.

Everyone was ordered to their bunkers. While Ikumoto was sleeping, someone tapped her shoulder. It was Donkey. She wasn't so happy. He roared a might roar and filled her mouth with his love. People tried to stop him. He just fingered them all. When the mule got his fill, he whispered in her ear: "Tell your sensei to return Shrek's Orgasm Ray. Or its all ogre." He flew out the window.

No one slept the rest of the night.