Uploader's Note: Hello, Caboose here! Been rather busy, in case you didn't read the most recent chapter of "Midway" by TheKitsuneLord12. But, here's the next 20 rules or so! I've not gotten much in the way of requests though...By the way, some formatting stuff. Underlined items are meant to stand in for strikethrough, but FFdotNet doesn't do that.

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40: Rule 39 Revised: SOPMOD, while the Commander appreciates your efforts to increase AR Team's "flexibility and improvisation," Persica was not referring to your skills in the game "Twister". The inflatable mattresses are unstable and could lead to undue injuries.

40a. Likewise, those mattresses are not meant to hold more than two Dolls at most; they were limited edition, so treat them well.

40b. To all T-Dolls, the "Twister Mattresses" were given to the AR Team as a gift on behalf of their outstanding performance. No amount of puppy eyes, bribery, threats, or tears can change that.

40c. Due to overwhelming requests, we have added a regular mat "Twister" to the board games collection.

41: Under no circumstances should Young Grizzly ever be brought near IDW or PP-2000. She's already had nightmares of both of them bullying her of her lunch money.

42: Smoke grenades should not be used to get high.

42a. Ingram and UMP45 cannot be locked in a room together with smoke grenades.

43: We don't care if you're a badass, all T-Dolls must undergo regular maintenance.

44: "The Shadow Chair is the regal throne of Halloween. Those who sit in it are only allowed to use delicate wine glasses, even if they're just drinking Cola."

44a. Rule 47 has been revised. I don't even know how you managed to write in this, SAA, but this is unacceptable.

44b. The Commander formally apologizes to SAA for blaming the broken glass on her.

44c. Meanwhile, P7 is to have her candy privileges rescinded for the month of October, and it is up to her to apologize to SAA. No, the Commander won't save you from this fate.

45: All T-Dolls need to pick up any messes they create. No, SOPMOD the commander isn't angry at you for spilling orange juice over the Halloween carpet, as Halloween was ending soon.

45a. Rule 45 does NOT mean that Halloween is a one time event. The Commander had to explain to his superiors why several young T-Dolls were in tears, and he wishes to prevent any further misunderstandings.

46: Negev is no longer allowed to dorm with German WW2 guns.

46a. Neither should Suomi be dorm with Soviet guns. Mosin-Nagant is a grey area

47: Everyone is awesome, no matter their rarity.

48: Video games are not considered combat simulations. Regardless of the level of realism.

48a. Yes this includes ARMA

48b. This especially applies to KSG and RFB.

48c. Model L is especially banned from playing Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain, it has started to give her... ideas.

48d. Nobody will escape the Commander's Wrath if you bring anything Metal Gear up around him or the AR team. That is your only warning.

49: In spite of Rule 48, Rainbow 6 Siege real life comparison/roleplay is fine. Just DONT use actual ammunition.

49a. Architect is not allowed to be used as "Hostage."

49b. Yes, even if she consents to it.

49c. AK-12 is not allowed to participate in "Hostage" mode! We all know what you are going to do.

49d. DP28, stop making others worship you as "The Lord" during the roleplay. That meme is decades old.

49e. Dolls on the same team as 416 are to be checked for a pocket trumpet before rounds.

49f. Saying "SPIN THE WHEEL!" is also off limits

49g. You can't team kill MP5 on the basis of "Rook Mine."

49h. 416 is not allowed to be equipped with a VFL scope. You know what happened when we let her run outside with that thing.

49i. And neither should EVO 3 be allowed to rush outside. There's a reason she's not as strong as she used to be.

50: Attempts to replicate Minovsky Particles from the Universal Century are to be discontinued immediately. While saturating an area with M-particles before moving in may sound like a good idea on paper, the pollution and subsequent scrambling of communications in that area for a month, simply put, isn't worth it.

50a. This is also extended to Photonic Energy, Getter Rays, G-Stone energy, Spiral Energy, psycho-frame, or any sort of Black Technology. Please forward all experimental requests to IOP's Research Division.

51: Stop spreading rumors that M1 Garand bites people's thumbs. "Garand thumb" only applies to the gun and the gun alone.

52: "I know we live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland but this is not Fallout, stop looting the bodies of fallen dummies, this means you, SOPMOD."

52a. Absolutely nobody is to attempt to recreate any wildlife from that series. R&D unanimously shut that one down upon hearing it.

52b. Saying 'Liberty Prime' in Bloody Mary fashion to scare T-Dolls utilizing Russian or Chinese weaponry is forbidden.

52c. All experiments into building an actual Liberty Prime are to be halted, as impressive it is. Not only does this waste our very limited resources, but it would also start an arms race with Sangvis that we cannot win.

52d. We're expanding this to include Fallout power armor suits as well.

52e. Alright, the next person who tries to produce a Fat Man tactical nuclear anti-tank weapon is being put in a cell with IDW's mix-tape on it playing non-stop, we're still scrubbing down one of the barracks for radiation because of that!

52f. M1911, please stop quoting Benny whenever you execute a Sangvis Ferri enemy. You're a Colt M1911, not a goddamn Browning Hi-Power.

52g. No T-Dolls are to threaten each other with crucifixion for being "degenerates".

53: IWS-2000 should never be allowed to play another game of Yu-Gi-Oh.

53a. In the rare event that she is able to start a game of one, any measures should be taken to prevent her from assembling Exodia with all 5 cards.

54: G41, please put on more clothes. We don't care if it feels hot, you're not allowed inside until you put on a jacket.

54a. Add a skirt to that… Commander is still in therapy from last time.

54b. That means having underwear on, too…

54c. "G41, you know the commander will give you more attention if you dress more normally… Right?"

55: The T-Doll responsible for placing bright green crystals across the base - subsequently giving half the base heart attacks over a supposed 'Tiberium infestation' - is to report to the Commander's office immediately. We already have our hands full with alien material; a self-replicating ecological apocalypse is the last thing we, or this world, needs.

56: No, Type 95 was never in the navy. Stop asking her that.

57: SPP-1 should never be put into a washing machine and have it set to "heavy" or a similar setting.

58: NTW-20, please return AEK-999's headphones. We know you stole them.

59: Please do not challenge Carcano M91/38 to assassinate Mr. Kryuger, especially not when he's in a convoy.

60: Type 100, stop making M1918 BAR say "poi".

60a. "And I don't even know what it means!" -M1918 BAR

60b. "Poi means poi!" -IDW

60c. IDW is not to edit any part of this page. Period.

60d. No, M1918 BAR has no idea what "Believe in Justice, and a determination to fist!" means. Please stop bothering her with weird questions, or you will be punished severely and unusually.