Deidara once again sat on the couch awaiting something interesting to catch his eye, in his hand he held a piece of pink bubblegum with which Burnt Taco thinks is disgusting. He eyed it curiously and finally asked Kyo,
"What is this 'gum'-un?" He and Kyo had gotten along the best and he found it easiest to ask stupid questions to Kyo instead of any of the others. He had become friendly with Kyo through the act of inflicting pain upon Momiji.
"It's something that you put into your mouth," Deidara put the gum into the mouth on his hand, "not that hand," Kyo sighed. Deidara scowled, he thought that this gum had been a new high-tech explosive device used to inflict a thousand leagues of pain upon his enemies. "Put that into your mouth and chew it a bit," Kyo continued, "once that's over with just blow a bubble," Kyo looked down and bit his lip as Deidara tried once with the mouth on his hand. He sighed, how had this guy thought that he was supposed to use the mouth on his hand, he thought, most people use the mouth located on their face! Deidara proceeded to attempt to blow a bubble with the gum in his hand-mouth and it exploded into many pieces thoroughly covering the furniture in Shigure's house,
"I like this 'gum' it is quite artistic and can be used to inflict pain on the fool Momiji-un."
Outside lying on the lawn lay Hidan, who had awoken from a Jashinist ritual on the ground of this strange world. Hidan got up off the ground and looked around at the curious surroundings then at Deidara,
"WHAT THE F***ING HELL, WHERE AM I? KAKUZU, WHERE THE **** DID YOU GO?" Deidara having heard a commotion came out onto the lawn to see what was happening when Hidan began to demand answers,
"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE, DEIDARA?"
"I don't know where we are but I found this amazing substance called 'gum'-un!" Deidara added air quotes around the word gum to make it stick out as he chewed on more gum and covered all of the lawn and coated Hidan evenly. Deidara eyed Hidan and continued to ramble on about his gum,
"I wonder if I can make a bird out of this…" Deidara proceeded to attempt this feat and as he made the bird explode like his clay birds he realized that it did not explode but it would implode in on itself. Tohru exited the house and looked at Deidara with a shock in her eyes,
"Why aren't you dressed for school?" Deidara's eyes glazed over as he remembered the Cultural Festival, "Your bloody friend can come along!" Tohru continued, Deidara snapped out of his trance and pointed at Tohru,
"I refuse to wear that again, it is Hidan's turn." Hidan snickered,
"You wore that? There's not way in hell that I would wear that!" Tohru thought this over with the others, after a few minutes of conspiring they decided to let Deidara get his way and wear the 'man uniform' since he already went through the pain of the girly outfit. Shigure put up a good argument about how Deidara had looked so cute in the uniform but he was overruled by the others. (: BT: Don't worry, Deidara will get his share of girly uniform too… :) Tohru looked into Deidara's eye and said to him reassuringly,
"Yuki has an extra uniform that you can use today, unfortunately that's the only boy's uniform that we have," she turned to Hidan, "you'll have to wear one of my uniforms if you come with us."
"I don't think that I would like to join you," Hidan began,
"You're coming." Deidara said through gritted teeth as he dragged Hidan inside the house. Tohru handed the girls' uniform to Hidan who looked at it like it was some kind of poison; he looked around after he had gotten dressed,
"Where did I leave my scythe?" He wandered outside and found a young man with long sheets of silver hair and golden eyes sitting on his scythe and staring at him intently.
"What the f*** are you doing with my scythe?" Hidan asked the stranger,
"Oh, tis your bloody triple-bladed, scythe?" Ayame said as he got up off the ground, behind him Deidara exited the house with a smile,
"Let's go," he said to Hidan.
As the group went to the school Hidan caught the sights of many young men on the streets, he felt awkward but knew that the young men felt just as awkward as he did since he didn't have Deidara's girlish charm. He strapped his scythe to the back of him as he always did as a way to keep from losing it. The students at the school wondered who this new young man in a girls' uniform with a bloody scythe on his back was. The murmurs grew louder when Hidan approached, he scowled at the students when he heard them mention the word 'androgynous'. Hidan began to swear at the students and throw punches at them while Tohru told him to stop.
"Deidara, your friend is scary and has a bad potty mouth. Swearing isn't allowed in school, you know," Tohru whispered at the other Akatsuki member. Deidara sighed,
"Hidan will never stop swearing, it's a part of who he truly is," Deidara replied calmly.
Hidan's ears caught someone say that there was an endurance run today in Phys. Ed. he became enraged.
"ENDURANCE RUN, WHAT THE HELL IS AN ENDURANCE RUN? LIKE HELL WILL I RUN AN ENDURANCE RUN AS LONG AS I'M IN THIS THING!" Hidan shrieked pointing out the girls' uniform. Kyo thought about the Endurance Run and snickered,
"Finally, I will finally beat that damn rat, Yuki!" Yuki, hearing his name turned around to speak to Tohru,
"Miss Honda, where's Miss Uotani?" Tohru looked at him,
"Uo thought today was a good day to skip,"
"WHOA, WHOA, WE COULD HAVE SKIPPED THIS SHIT? F*** THIS SHIT!" Deidara looked at him angrily and sneered, "Hidan, shut the f*** up and just run, don't act like a little bitch-un. I'm turning into you-un…" he remarked after he thought back at how much more swearing he was doing. Deidara and Hidan didn't have gym uniforms and fought over the last boys' uniform…
*FLASHBACK!*
The locker room was empty, the other students had all left after getting changed but Hidan and Deidara were at a loss because they didn't have uniforms. The rummaged around the lost and found in the changing rooms and both dove for the one in the boys' locker room, Hidan having to sneak inside since he was wearing a girls' uniform and didn't want to be caught. Both gripped the uniform tightly, each pulling on it.
"DEIDARA, GIVE ME THE F***ING UNIFORM, UNLIKE YOU, I CAN PASS AS A MAN!" Hidan cried, pulling on the uniform freeing it from Deidara's grasp.
"DAMN YOU, HIDAN, I WANT THE BOYS' UNIFORM! JUST BECAUSE I CAN PASS AS A FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO!" Deidara shrieked, trying to get the uniform back from Hidan and having no luck doing so. Hidan grinned,
"It's mine… You pass as a lovely young woman anyway…" Deidara's cheeks turned red,
"SHUT THE F*** UP, YOU BASTARD!" Deidara yelled, stomping away in defeat. He raced over to the girls' locker room and grabbed a girls' uniform to wear. He wasn't about to skip and disappoint Tohru since she had helped him that fateful day when he had hit his head on the tree and she had helped him back up and given him a place to stay.
*FLASHBACK END!*
The girls began to run, Deidara pushing his way to the front. He was going to beat the other girls and he was going to finish before Hidan. Hanajima fell behind the rest of the girls, saying she could no longer run while Deidara sprinted past her,
"I will make it to the end and beat the crap out of Hidan," he shouted. He thought about the best way to do this and realized that if he slowed his pace down considerably he could then gloat about how he was much faster than Hidan without having Hidan complain that Deidara had a head start. Deidara slowed to a stop, and let the others catch up. Hidan came bouncing by,
"Deidara, what are you doing?" He inquired, still performing a bouncing jog.
"Me? I have been waiting here for you to catch up so that I may show you who the better man is," Deidara replied slyly, he saw Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru run down a hill nearby and help a man with white hair. Hidan and Deidara disregarded them and continued to run,
"I will defeat you," Deidara yelled at the top of his lungs as he sped alongside Hidan.
"Wanna bet? Jashin will make it so that I shall win," Hidan retorted, they ran until they thought they saw the end. Deidara mustered all the speed he could as he rushed past Hidan in the last few feet, Hidan began to cuss at him. Deidara turned back and looked at Hidan, who was just finishing up,
"TAKE THAT, YOU MAY HAVE FORCED ME INTO THIS GIRLS' UNIFORM BUT I WAS STILL ABLE TO KICK YOUR ASS," Deidara gloated.
"F*** YOU, DEIDARA, JASHIN WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD," Hidan panted.
"Now, let us proceed to go home, the others must be there by now," Deidara said, remembering the man with the white hair and how Tohru would have most likely helped him and taken him to Shigure's home. Hidan said something incomprehensible under his breath.
The walk home became engulfed in swear words and screaming, when they got home the pair of Akatsuki saw Yuki in bed and Kyo screaming at the man with the white hair who walked around the house naked. Hidan wasn't fazed but Deidara covered his eyes in disgust, then out of the corner of his eye Hidan saw someone looking through the hole in Shigure's paper window. He was unable to figure out who this person was but he ignored it and continued to watch the group bicker.
Hi hi!
I have completed the next revised chapter, finally! heh heh… Alright, so Kakuzu is next? Yes? Maybe… It shall be finished some other time, my friend, Maryn (Not their real name…) is bugging me to get a facebook. Well, get ready to see my blank profile!
~Burnt Taco
