WARNING: SLIGHT SLASH!

pyro: HIIIII ALL! SUP? OMG IM SOOOO HYPER AND GUESS WHAT! UMM OK I FORGOT...WAIT! I REMEMBER I AM STARTING THE CHALLENGES (SP?) OK I CANNOT SPELL! I STILL NEED A CO-HOST! PLEASE! THESE PEOPLE ARE DRIVING ME EVEN MORE CRAZIER THAN I ALREADY AM! ANDDDDD IM NOT J.K

Iggy: i think they get it ...

pyro: oh and im a witch! i just watched the deathly hallows online and now am in a HP/TWI/MAX RIDE faze thing.(fred WILL NOT die)(also read the books)

Emmet: why not just kidnap the hp cast too?

pyro: GREAT IDEA!

-hp cast poof in-

Ron: BLOODY HELL!

Harry: -groans-

Hermoine: huh? what?

Fred&Gorge: where are we?

pyro: you are in my kidnap/talkshow!

Ginny: and who are you?

pyro: pyroXnamedXhaze. but its pyro or haze:)

Harry: um ok then

pyro: umm hold on -grabs two bracelets- -puts the red one on Gorge and the black one on Fred-

Fred&Gorge: why?

pyro: to tell you apart! and your not the only twins!

Fang: Haze and i are twins but shes a girl and im a guy.

pyro: no duh idiot!

Edward: pyro you have the mind of a sailor...

pyro: THANKS! Ron are you gay?

Ron: WHAT? NO! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

pyro: you scream like a girl when you see a spider...

Ron: so?

Hermione: I'm dating him, though he might be bi...

Ron: HERMIONE!

Hermoine: i saw you checking Harry out once!

Harry: ...-WTF look-

Ron: blame hormones! and i was 11!

-Ron and Harry start snogging-

pyro: -watches and eats pop corn.-

Jasper: wow... this is getting good-sucks on a blood pop-

Max:this should be a tv show...

Dylan: yeah...-eats a hot dog-

Jacob:mkay then...-takes some of Hazes pop corn-

Gazzy: holy shit...-sips his soda-

Iggy: right now im glad im blind...

Fred: Gorge...our little brother is gay...or bi...

Gorge: what...the...fuck...

Ginny: i knew Harry and Ron were bi...

Draco: Wesley and Potter...this is just creepy...

everyone but Ron and Harry: -nod in agreement-

Ron&Harry: - stop snogging and breath heavily-

Ginny: ok then...this is very awkward...

everyone: agreed

*later that day*

Harry: yeah...sorry about before Ron...

Ron: as am I...

Harry: friends?

Ron: the best of em'

Harry: friends with benefits?

Ron: -grins- totally any time -winks sexily-

Harry: -blushes-

Fred&Gorge: -have been watching the whole time and are shocked into silence-

pyro: blokes! you broke there minds!

BYE!

~my sick mind