WARNING: SLIGHT SLASH!
pyro: HIIIII ALL! SUP? OMG IM SOOOO HYPER AND GUESS WHAT! UMM OK I FORGOT...WAIT! I REMEMBER I AM STARTING THE CHALLENGES (SP?) OK I CANNOT SPELL! I STILL NEED A CO-HOST! PLEASE! THESE PEOPLE ARE DRIVING ME EVEN MORE CRAZIER THAN I ALREADY AM! ANDDDDD IM NOT J.K
Iggy: i think they get it ...
pyro: oh and im a witch! i just watched the deathly hallows online and now am in a HP/TWI/MAX RIDE faze thing.(fred WILL NOT die)(also read the books)
Emmet: why not just kidnap the hp cast too?
pyro: GREAT IDEA!
-hp cast poof in-
Ron: BLOODY HELL!
Harry: -groans-
Hermoine: huh? what?
Fred&Gorge: where are we?
pyro: you are in my kidnap/talkshow!
Ginny: and who are you?
pyro: pyroXnamedXhaze. but its pyro or haze:)
Harry: um ok then
pyro: umm hold on -grabs two bracelets- -puts the red one on Gorge and the black one on Fred-
Fred&Gorge: why?
pyro: to tell you apart! and your not the only twins!
Fang: Haze and i are twins but shes a girl and im a guy.
pyro: no duh idiot!
Edward: pyro you have the mind of a sailor...
pyro: THANKS! Ron are you gay?
Ron: WHAT? NO! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
pyro: you scream like a girl when you see a spider...
Ron: so?
Hermione: I'm dating him, though he might be bi...
Ron: HERMIONE!
Hermoine: i saw you checking Harry out once!
Harry: ...-WTF look-
Ron: blame hormones! and i was 11!
-Ron and Harry start snogging-
pyro: -watches and eats pop corn.-
Jasper: wow... this is getting good-sucks on a blood pop-
Max:this should be a tv show...
Dylan: yeah...-eats a hot dog-
Jacob:mkay then...-takes some of Hazes pop corn-
Gazzy: holy shit...-sips his soda-
Iggy: right now im glad im blind...
Fred: Gorge...our little brother is gay...or bi...
Gorge: what...the...fuck...
Ginny: i knew Harry and Ron were bi...
Draco: Wesley and Potter...this is just creepy...
everyone but Ron and Harry: -nod in agreement-
Ron&Harry: - stop snogging and breath heavily-
Ginny: ok then...this is very awkward...
everyone: agreed
*later that day*
Harry: yeah...sorry about before Ron...
Ron: as am I...
Harry: friends?
Ron: the best of em'
Harry: friends with benefits?
Ron: -grins- totally any time -winks sexily-
Harry: -blushes-
Fred&Gorge: -have been watching the whole time and are shocked into silence-
pyro: blokes! you broke there minds!
BYE!
~my sick mind
