Disclaimer: I still don't own DBZ

At the very moment Vegeta made his comment about a snowman the four younger individuals with saiyan blood cracked up laughing. Pan was trying to hold herself up by leaning on the chair Bra was sitting while the two that can become Gotenks rolled around on the floor. Vegeta had half a mind to ask them what was so funny but he thought better of it.

"It probably has to do with that infernal contraption Bulma made." he thought before exiting the room presumably to continue his training.

"Oh man." Goten said whipping a stray tears from his eyes. "I know you can picture Vegeta doing something like that, but, him admitting doing that. Oh boy."

"I'm glad I inherited my brains from mom's side of the family."

"Well what little brains you have, Trunks." Bra shot playfully.

"Oh keep it up little sister. Or that favorite dress of yours might find itself being accidentally dropped into a mud puddle."

"You wouldn't dare."

"Would I?" The purple haired boy questioned with an eyebrow raised. Bra huffed at before turning back to the computer.

"Fine you win this round. Let's just get back to this."

"Hey what's is this?" Pan asked taking the mouse and moving it to a story that caught her attention. "Vegeta's First Bar Experience. Sounds interesting what do you think?"

"Click it. I know this that won't end well." said Trunks egger to find out how it went.

After the first chapter was finished by the foursome they found themselves shaking their heads or in the case of the two siblings occasional shudder.

"I can't believe dad would tell Vegeta he'll let him win in a sparing session."

"Yeah, Grandpa Goku always did say his biggest strength and weakness is his pride and we know better then to say something that would hurt it."

"Well at least you don't have to think about how your parents interact with each other. I mean sure I we know that have a habit of arguing with each other, but, that. Eww! Gross" Bra said with a visible shudder.

"I know. When ever they got like that I would leave the room as fast as I could, and there is no force in the universe that could make me stay around for that."

"No kidding. If we did stay there I know I would be seeing a shrink three times a week if Mom and Dad acted like that." Pan sympathetically commented.

"You know as much as I love mom, this person was right when Vegeta said as long as he reminded himself of her, he could tolerate Bulma." Goten stated.

"True, but, I wonder how bad Bulma has the mighty 'Prince of All Saiyans' whipped to make him wear a pink floral print shirt." Pan pointed out.

"Hey I made dad where that one pink dress shirt at the father daughter dance in elementary school."

"That's different, Bra. Dads naturally bend to their daughter's will. It's like law of the universe." Pan replied.

"See that is what makes you women lucky." Goten added.

"Yeah just like we are lucky enough to bleed once a month and have to wear pads or…" Bra started before being intrupted

"La-la-la-la-la! I don't want hear about it! La-la-la-la-la!" The boys shouted covering there ears causing both Bulma and Vegeta running in. Actually Vegeta was just being drug in with half of his 'Saiyan Sized' submarine sandwich in his mouth.

"What is going on in here?" Bulma demanded

"Nothing just telling the boys about us having our period." Pan stated nonchalantly amused as the her uncle and Trunks flinching at the word 'period'.

"Oh."

"Boy stop with that foolishness. I happen to like your mother when she is bleeding in that area. It makes things more interesting." said Vegeta said with a devilishly smirked.

"VEGETA!!" Bulma screamed blushing while their children became a pale green color. Goten laughed at their reaction while his niece stood shaking her head at him.

"Your mom and dad having sex." Trunks spat out venomously twinge in victory when Goten promptly stopped as he started trying to get the mental images out his head.

"Can we please read the rest of Vegeta's Bar Experience?" Pan asked

"That's what started this?" Bulma questioned walking up to the computer and began reading the first chapter.

"Yeah. Somehow it went from you getting Vegeta to wear a pink floral print shirt to us having that time of the month." Who knows how it happened, but, Vegeta's curiosity got the better of him and joined in the reading of the chapter.

"Talk about eerie." Bulma said when she finished.

"Hmm." Vegeta grunted in response not wanting her to know he was unnerved as her when it came to how accurately ABitOHoney's representation of his relationship with the blue-haired scientist. Pan clicked and the button that brought the second chapter of the story. By the time everyone had finished five of the six were laughing their heads off while the sixth was absolutely livid.

"That is preposterous to think that I the prince of all saiyans would disgrace myself in such manner!" he growled.

"Vegeta you were drunk at the time. Everyone does something stupid when there drunk. The first time I got drunk I somehow ended up in jail for streaking through the field at a baseball game." Bulma said to the incredulity of the children of herself and friends. "What? I was young to you know."

"Yeah like a million years ago mom." Bra stated seeing the person that for some reason people confused her for an older sister in a new light.

"That is besides the point, woman," Vegeta started ignoring the comments between mother and daughter, "A Saiyan's metabolism rate far exceeds that of a humans by ten times as much."

"Dad, your forgetting that the Saiyan race barely had any sort of alcoholic beverages. Plus the fact that this would more the likely this is the first time drinking. Also add in the factor that you probably guzzled the beer and threw back what I hope was two shots of whiskey you would become drunk even faster then you ever would have just by sipping or taking small drinks of. So despite the Saiyan accelerated metabolism rate you would have felt the effects of the drinks due to the fact that you never drank once in your life." Trunks pointedly stated.

"Shut up, brat! How would you know?"

"A guy I knew during high school went to a party got hammered after drinking two beers and ended up dry humping a lamp thinking it was Cassidy Ford." The purple haired replied before noticing his mother's intimidating glare. "I heard about the next day at school, mom. Honest."

"Trunks, don't you remember it was you, because, at the same party me and Jenny Whitner walked in on you making out with her cousin that had that thyroid condition in the coat room." Stated a certain ebony haired demi-saiyan with confused look on his face.

"Thanks a lot, Goten. I was trying to forget that part." Trunks replied mortified at the memory and angry that his good friend brought it up.

"Well that explains why I had to chase her off." Bulma thought to herself. "Remind me to think of a suitable punishment later, Trunks, and Goten don't be surprised if your mother gets a call from me later."

"Hey I never once drank."

"You know your mother wouldn't allow you go to a party were there was underage drinking. So I am going to call her and tell her about it. Is that understood?"

"Yes ma'am." Goten dejectedly answered. This whole time Vegeta was both amused and annoyed. After all he just found out that Kakarot couldn't say his sons was better then his. Well only one son but that was because Gohan is a little to much of a momma's boy to the saiyan prince's liking so he didn't count. Though his annoyance was winning out.

"Woman how long will it take for you to build a way to visit this world?"

"Probably several months. Why?"

"When you do I'm going to send this ABitOHoney to the afterlife."

"Vegeta, you will do no such thing. It is just someone writing a funny story. Look they even made a joke suggesting Krillin is gay. I'm sure if Yamacha or Master Roshi found this they would relentlessly tease him about it despite being married to 18" Bulma stated slightly frustrated at how her husband was acting. He was about to respond when he all of sudden schooled his features as a devious smirk came across his face.

"Bra, see if there are any humorous stories about Kakarot."

A/N: Ok this chapter is up and done and I'll be working on the next chapter shortly. I all ready know which one it's going to be so I will send a message to the person that made the suggestion. I would like to still let everyone know that I will take suggestions for stories and pick the ones I think will work. If want me to bring anybody in please let me know. Oh just to give you a hint on the next chapter I am going to bring Gohan and Videl in because I'm sure you guys will want to know how they react to the next story.