Chapter 3: monster?

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Gin:hmmm I've been asked to reduce the amount of injuries. Renji and Shuuhei, welcome back. Yachiru is joining us today.

Yachiru:yup, yup, yup!1

Gin: alright I'll go first. So, Kira! Truth or dare?

Kira:dare...

Gin: say Alpha.

Kira:Alpha.

Gin: now say Que

Kira:Que.

Gin: alright now say that all together really quickly, many times until you get the joke.

Kira: okay. Alpha Que, Alpha Que, Alpha Que... Alpha... oh.

Gin:hehe your turn.

Kira: you are so immature. Yachiru, truth or dare?

Yachiru: DARE! please.

Kira: I dare you to drink monster and red bull.

Everyone looks at him like he's insane.

Yachiru: OKAY!

gulps down 3 cans of each.

5 minutes later.

Renji: OMFG! DUCK!

Shnsui:Duck!

Shuuhei:DUCK!

Gin: GOOSE!

all of them turns around "huh?"

BAM! Yachiru slammed into them (except Gin)

Gin retreated to the VERY strong Kido barrier he formed around: Gin, Kira, and himself (Tousen is taking care of Komamura) Aizen whistles "impressive" he says with admiration. Kira blushes "thanks"

Gin thought for a moment and said "is it just me? Or is our little game of truth or dare becoming survival?" Kira and Aizen nodded thought fully. Rangiku was currently doing paper work. Hisagi (Shuuhei) was bouncing around

Hisagi: WHERE THE HECK DID SHE GET A TAZER?

Renji:IDK AND I DON'T CARE! RUN!

Everyone was running like their lives depended on it... well actually, it did.

Gin smiled "nice" he commented. Yamamoto just happened to walk by... and he go tazerd by Yachiru, and he fainted (he might be powerful, but he's still old) they were frantically trying to get the tazer away from her, while at the same time trying NOT to get tazerd. Gin thought aloud " I wonder who is more dangerous? ME with a spoon, or Yachiru with a tazer?" Aizen got what Gin was suggesting, as did Kira "Absolutely not Gin. Yachiru is dangerous with a tazer, but you are 1,000,000X more dangerous with a spoon then Yachiru. But Gin, go stop her, you've had your fun." sighed Aizen. Gin looked at Kira, who nodded. Gin sighed "alright, alright." he stepped out of the safety of the circle. "Yachiru! Want some more?" he called, waving a can of honey water in the air. Yachiru, being on high, couldn't tell the difference "yes! Ginny is the only one who like to have fun with me!" and drank it in one gulp. She soon passed out, Gin smiled "sleeping pills always works." and tucked Yachiru in on a couch. Gin looked at the injured and thought for a while and declared "i will bring Unohana to us this time! And shunpoed off. When he brought her her eyes were wide in shock "even the Captain

commander! Gin, this game is very dangerous. What were you playing?" she asked/scolded him. Gin grinned "Truth or dare!" he declared proudly. Unohana shook her head and started to treat everyone. "well, this game will be put off for 3 months, if this continues, all of the captains will be in a coma!" Gin nodded "okay." when she was finished Aizen, Kira, and Gin helped move everyone to the 4th squad. When that was done, Gin started planning for the next Truth or dare game.


Well? Do you like it? I hope you did! Ultima-owner is a GENIUS! you have potential! and no, I'm not old. Well, I hope you liked it! Ideas are still accepted! (P.S I'm working on another chapter, thank you Ichigo's future wife! I will work on that!)

Yours truly, cool guy 33 :)