BTWF Episode 3

(Burn It Down by Linkin Park plays)

Benson: Ladies and gentleman, we usually don't have this opportunity, but our GM Chris Drahmin is coming to the ring to speak about what happened last week after our main event.

Naoko: Fuyuki is really gonna be in for a hard time because the GM has been pissed off with the superstars breathing down his neck to be part of the Revenge PPV.

(Uneducated Democracy by Serj Tankian plays)

Andy: And here he comes now.

Chris: Alright, I've had superstars up my ass to get on the PPV. But, what Fuyuki did was going too far. I want him to get the fuck out here right now before I come back there and find him myself.

(Hunt Hunt Hunt by There for Tomorrow plays)

Fuyuki: I'm just gonna stay on the stage. You could say what you want to say to me from here.

Chris: What the hell were you thinking last week? You completely destroyed Gourry physically and Lina mentally.

Fuyuki: Hahahahahahahaha, and you expect me to care?

Chris: You're laughing? Gourry had to have 4 hours of surgery to close the gash on his head, and Lina can't come today due to her fragile emotional state and you find that just hilarious? You know what else is hilarious? You're gonna be in a match against Homer Simpson in the main event. And if you lose, no, when you lose, I'll let Gourry and Lina choose the stipulation for the World title match and your little girlfriend, Momoka, will be taken out of the Fatal-4-Way at Revenge and will replaced with a returning Diva.

Fuyuki: What the hell gives you the right…

Chris: If you don't do it, I'll send you, Momoka, and your little buddies straight to the unemployment line.

Andy: Wow, did Fuyuki ever get it.

Benson: A returning Diva? That should be interesting.

(Get Up! By Korn plays)

Announcer: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, from New York, Fry and Bender.

*crowd boos*

Andy: These two were involved in the triple threat match at Starshow against Gourry for the World Championship.

Naoko: Yeah, and when they started arguing, Gourry took advantage of the opportunity and pinned Fry after a diving headbutt to retain his title.

(Time to Shine by Saliva plays)

Announcer: And their opponents, accompanied by Zoey Hanson, the tag team champions, Mordecai and Ed, Team Extreme.

*crowd cheers*

Benson: This is an important match for the Tag team champions. They can build momentum if they win, but lose momentum if they lose.

Andy: Not to mention the injuries they can get.

*bell rings*

Ed and Fry start things in the ring. Fry knees Ed in the gut and irish whips him. Ed comes back, dodges Fry's move and hits Fry with a clothesline. Ed then hits him with a gutbuster and tags Mordecai into the match. Mordecai hit a leg drop on Fry and did a Jeff Hardy style leg drop top Fry's groin. Mordecai then tagged Ed in and they both hit a double spinebuster. Ed then tried to go for the pin.

Ref: 1…2..

Bender broke up the count and Mordecai used a hurricanrana to get both him and Bender out of the ring. While Ed and the ref were distracted, Fry hit a low blow on Ed and hit him with a German suplex. On the outside, Bender trapped Mordecai's legs under the steel steps and kept stomping on the steps to damage his legs. Bender then tagged himself in and hit a low dropkick to Ed's head and pinned him.

Ref:1…2

Bender punched Ed's head repeatedly before tagging Fry back into the match and they hit a double suplex on Ed. Fry then put Ed in a camel clutch to try and make Ed tap out. Ed punched his way out of it and tried to tag in Mordecai in, but Mordecai was still on the floor with Zoey tending to his hurt leg. Bender then got tagged into the match and tried to hit a back suplex, but Ed landed on his feet and hit a Flipping the Tables (one handed spinebuster) on Bender. Ed went for the pin.

Ref: 1…2…

Fry broke up the pin and tried to hit a suplex on Ed, but Ed countered it into a gourdbuster. Mordecai finally got to the apron and tagged himself into the match. Mordecai went to the top rope and hit Bender with a cross body. Mordecai then hit him with an Alley Oop facebuster and a leg drop to the back of his head. Mordecai was about to go for the pin, but Finn and Kite appeared on the stage.

Andy: The #1 contenders are making their presence felt.

While the ref was dealing with Finn and Kite, Fry hit Ed with a steel chair to his head and hit Mordecai on his leg. Bender took advantage and hit him with a Back-Bender (argentine backbreaker) and pinned him.

Ref: 1…2…3

*bell rings*

Announcer: Here are your winners, Bender and Fry.

Benson: What a win, even with the interference from the #1 contenders.

Andy: Would it ever have happened without the interference? I guess we'll never know.

*Backstage*

Zoey: Did you see the way I knocked Courtney's ass out last week?

Blackrose: Yeah, you're gonna be serious competition in the match at Revenge.

Zoey: No matter what happens, our goal is dethroning Asuka.

*Asuka and Momoka walk up to them*

Asuka: Really? You two nobodies are gonna dethrone me. You both can't become Diva's champion, dumbasses.

Zoey: We know that. It really doesn't matter who becomes the champ, it just matters if you don't walk out champion.

Momoka: No, I'll be the one walking out of Revenge the champion. When my beloved Fuyuki wins his match against Homer tonight, he'll keep my spot in the match and I will win.

Mistral walks up to them.

Mistral: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys don't need to fight back here, because you guys have a tag team match coming up after the promo.

Asuka: Whatever.

Asuka and the other Divas walk away.

*back in the ring*

(Hunico's theme song plays)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Manny Rivera and Frida.

*crowd boos*

Frida: Oh shut up. You're all just jealous.

Manny: Thanks Frida. *gives her a kiss on the forehead* Anyway, after Eddy made racist comments about my heritage and beat me at Starshow, I wanted to get my revenge at…well…Revenge. But, due to my actions last week, Yuma is now going to fight me one-on-one in the ladder match due to Eddy's concussion.

(Face to the Floor by Chevelle plays)

Andy: And here comes the other participant in the ladder match, Yuma, and his girlfriend, Tori.

Yuma: Goddamn Manny, would you shut the hell up?

Manny: What gives you the right to come down here and talk to the future cruiserweight champion like that?

Yuma: I just came to tell you something I learned over the past week. Ever since the start of my career, I always thought the fans were the problem. But, now I realize I was wrong. It's people like you Manny who are the problem.

Manny: What? Am I the problem because I'm from Mexico?

Yuma: No. It's because you think you're better than everyone else because you're Mexican.

Tori: Uh, Yuma. Remember the other reason we came out here?

Yuma: Oh yeah, tell Frida about what happened at Starshow, honey?

Tori: Okay, so, the ref was knocked out. Eddy got the cruiserweight championship and hit you with it. Manny said that Eddy did it on purpose and he sacrificed the match to get you to the back?

Frida: Yeah? What exactly are you getting at?

Tori: What I'm getting at is that Manny lied to you. What actually happened was that Manny pulled you in the way of the title, and tried to pin Eddy after the distraction.

Frida: Manny is that true?

Manny: Uhhhh… No! No, no. They're lying.

Yuma: Oh yeah? Well see this.

*Video is shown of Manny throwing Frida in the way of the title belt to the skull and trying to pin Eddy*

*Frida looks at Manny with a glare, slaps him in the face, and walks out*

Yuma: Looks like you're all alone at Revenge, and right now for our match.

*Yuma turns his back to tell the ref to come down here and start the match, but Manny hits him in the back of the head with the same lead pipe he used to take Eddy out*

Andy: What a cheap shot by Manny!

Naoko: The ref has no choice but to start this match.

*bell rings*

Manny starts by kicking Yuma's skull and hitting him with a suplex. Manny then starts taunting Tori and slapped Yuma in the face. Manny then knees Yuma in the face repeatedly and hits a leg drop on Yuma and tries to go for the pin.

Ref: 1…2…

Yuma barely kicked out at 2 and tries to hurricanrana Manny, but Manny hangs on and hits a wheelbarrow facebuster on Yuma and then stomps on his head again. Manny then hits a Bank Roll (rolling thunder) on Yuma as a way of making fun of Eddy. Manny then spat on Yuma and put him in a side headlock to try and make him tap out. Yuma, while in the hold, was able to hit a shiranui on Manny and attempt a pin.

Ref: 1…2

Manny kicked out and put Yuma into a sleeper hold. Yuma looked like he was fading, but hit a split-legged stunner. Yuma was able to hut two clotheslines and a hurricanrana. Yuma then sent Manny into the corner and hit a running dropkick to Manny's chest. Yuma tried to pin Manny, but his head started to throb. With this distraction, Many hit the Tiger Call (Death Valley Driver), went to the top rope, connected with the Falling Star (corkscrew senton bomb), and pinned Yuma.

Ref: 1…2…3

*bell rings*

Announcer: Here is your winner, Manny Rivera *crowd boos*

Benson: Well, Manny sure pulled off a good win.

Andy: The win also gives Manny some momentum heading to Revenge.

Naoko: Well, we have to get over this because we've got a Diva's tag team match.

(I Am Perfection by Cage9 plays)

Announcer: The following Divas tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring first, accompanied by Courtney, from Berlin, Germany, the Divas Champion, Asuka. *crowd boos*

Benson: On , Courtney said that she is taking a break from in-ring competition to work on managing Asuka and healing from injuries.

(Hunt Hunt Hunt by There for Tomorrow plays)

Announcer: And her partner, from Japan, Momoka. *crowd boos*

(Time to Shine by Saliva plays)

Announcer: And their opponents, first. From Japan, representing Team Extreme, Zoey Hanson. *crowd cheers*

(Burn in my Light by Mercy Drive plays)

Announcer: And her partner, from The World, Blackrose. *crowd cheers*

*bell rings*

Zoey and Asuka start off the match by locking up in the middle of the ring. Zoey takes Asuka down with a side headlock takedown . Asuka then pokes Zoey on the eye and starts hitting her with elbows to the head, which causes Zoey to start bleeding. The ref then stops the match for a second to check on Zoey and to try and stop the bleeding.

Blackrose tries to tend to Zoey, but Momoka sends her out of the ring. While Asuka is distracting the ref, Momoka knees Zoey in the face repeatedly. The ref tends to Zoey, and deems the she is not able to continue.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the ref has declared that Zoey Hanson is unable to continue in this match. Therefore, here are your winners, the Divas champion, Asuka, and Momoka.

Andy: Wow, I hope Zoey's alright.

Benson: Well, it doesn't appear to be too serious, but we'll have to wait till next week.

*backstage*

Mistral: Fuyuki, for once, I'm glad I ran into you.

Fuyuki: What is it? I'm busy preparing for my match here.

Mistral: My boyfriend, Chris, told me to tell you that your match next with Homer Simpson later tonight has turned into a No-DQ match.

*Fuyuki glares at Mistral before heading to the ring*

*bell rings*

Announcer: The following contest is a No DQ match scheduled for one fall. If Fuyuki loses this match, Gourry will pick the stipulation for the title match at Revenge, and Momoka will not appear in the Fatal-4-Way for the Divas title at the same PPV.

Naoko: Now this just isn't fair.

Benson: That's the point, smartass.

Andy: In all fairness, Fuyuki went too far last week.

Naoko: I'm not saying that he didn't, but this is a little overboard.

(Hunt Hunt Hunt by There for Tomorrow plays)

Announcer: Approaching the ring, from Japan, Fuyuki. *crowd boos*

(Crank it Up by Brand New Sin plays)

Announcer: And his opponent, from Springfield, Illinois, Homer Simpson.

*bell rings*

Fuyuki immediately goes to Homer and spits liquid into his face. Fuyuki then grabs a microphone and starts beating Homer's head with it. With Homer down, Fuyuki started to speak.

Fuyuki: You think I would come into this match ill-prepared. I'm smarter than that. Here are some guys I hired to take you out so I can win.

*Owen, Duncan, and Kaworu appear from behind Homer and start beating on him*

Owen then goes to the 2nd rope and hits a Banzai Drop. Fuyuki goes for the pin.

Ref: 1…2…

Homer kicks out at two. Duncan then hits the Bad Side (Zig Zag) on Homer. Again, Fuyuki goes for the pin.

Ref: 1…2…

Again, Homer kicks out at two. Kaworu then hits The Final Request (Full Nelson Slam) on Homer.

Naoko: Wow! What an amazing feat of strength by Kaworu.

Fuyuki went for the cover again, but when he did, he saw familiar faces on the stage and broke the pin. Shinji came into the ring and hit Kaworu with a hurricanrana that sent him out of the ring. Touji came up from behind Owen and hit him with a Toji Tackle (Spear). Fuyuki hits his finishing Snap DDT and was about to pin Simpson, but, Gourry appeared behind him and hit him with a Gourry Bomb (Gory Bomb), and waited for Homer to get back up. Homer finally got back up and hit his signature Hangover (KO Punch) on Fuyuki and Duncan when Duncan tried to interfere. He then pinned Fuyuki.

Ref: 1…2…3

*bell rings*

Announcer: Here is your winner, Homer Simpson. *crowd cheers*

Gourry then whispered something into Homer's ear and Homer started nodding. Homer picked up Gourry until he was on Homer's shoulders, and Gourry hit a diving headbutt on Fuyuki. Shinji, Touji, Homer, and Gourry hold their arms up in victory to end the show.

Match Results:

Bender and Fry def. Mordecai and Ed (Team Extreme) via pinfall

Manny Rivera def. Yuma (w/Tori) via pinfall

Asuka and Momoka (w/Courtney) def. Zoey Hanson and Blackrose via referee stoppage

Homer Simpson def. Fuyuki via pinfall