Hello Readers. The challenge begins. Who do you think will win?
Chapter 3: Bird Brained
"Okay," Jeremy Gilbert began. "The rules are simple, every time one of you opens your mouth or your beak something witty has to come out or the point goes to your opponent. The panel will decide who is rewarded a point. After fifty points are awarded a winner is declared. On your marks. Get ready. Go!"
There was a brief pause before Polly stated one word looking at Kol. "Bastard."
Damon's face wrinkled. "What? How is that witty?"
"Point one goes to the bird." Jeremy declared after speaking with the group.
"What?" Damon yelled.
"Point two goes to the horrific pet of my brother." Klaus announced.
Damon growled. Then he thought of how to get back at the hybrid. He stripped off his shirt and came over to Klaus. Damon pouted his lips at Klaus. "Hey there sailor. Would you like to buy me a drink?"
The panel began to laugh and clap. Damon bowed. "What do you have to say to that, bird?"
Polly flew in front of the panel and began to sing in Elijah's voice. "I'm just a love machine and I won't work for anyone but you." The bird then began to gyrate.
Elena fell off her chair laughing so hard tears came to her eyes. Even Elijah had to admit he was amused.
"Point three goes to Polly." Matt shouted.
Polly decided to go first. He walked over to Caroline and perched on her knee. "You beautiful creature I want to make a nest with you."
Caroline giggled. However, Damon really wanted that point. He walked over to Caroline "Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess that met a psychotic weredemon." Damon pointed at Klaus.
"Get to the point," Klaus snapped.
"So, after some serious fooling around the weredemon pulled off his mask and he turned out to be a handsome prince. The princess was so overjoyed that she agreed to marry the weredemon turned prince. Nine months later the princess gave birth to a baby. When the nurse gave the baby to the princess she screamed. The weredemon/prince came in and asked the princess what was the matter? She showed him his son who was a tiny little weredemon. She asked for an explanation. So, the weredemon pulled off his mask and there was his true weredemon face all along."
"How is that funny?" Caroline inquired.
Damon rolled his eyes and pulled out his phone. "Because this is what you and that's spawn would look like." Damon held up his phone while pointing at Klaus. On the screen was a picture of a baby with curly, blonde hair, dimples and blue eyes. If you looked harder you noticed that the baby was covered in fur and had fangs. Everyone cracked up except for Klaus and Caroline.
"Point four goes to Damon," Bonnie proclaimed.
The game continued for another four hours. Damon and Polly tied at thirty points each. "I want to do dirty things to you." Damon said to Kol, who tried not to laugh but turned blue in the process.
Polly turned to Elijah. "I am fit to be tied."
"Point goes to Salvatore." Klaus announced.
Polly looked at Klaus. "How drunk does she have to be to find her way into your bed, dog boy?"
Damon began to laugh at the look on Klaus' face. "You should see-."
"Point goes to the parrot." Stefan looked apologetically at Damon.
"Damn it," Damon hissed and then realized he spoke out loud.
"I love Klaus so much I need a shirt that screams it," Polly said in Elena's voice.
Elena sighed. "Point goes to the parrot."
Polly decided to go. "D stands for deliriously self-deluded about one's own image of one's self." Polly stated this using Rebekah's voice.
Damon thought about it. He then walked over to Stefan. He sat on his brother's knee. "Steffy, I wuv you. I need you to change me and feed me and read me a night time story and give hugs and kisses. So, I don't turn out like that attention seeker over there." Damon pointed at Kol. "Or there." He pointed at Rebekah. "Or there." He pointed at Klaus. "Or over there." He pointed at Caroline, who flipped him off.
Elijah spoke up. "Point goes to the infant."
Polly looked at Elijah. "Mother fucker."
"Ouch," Damon smirked.
"Point goes to Polly," Jeremy yelled.
Damon decided to try a different tack. e went upstairs. Polly took the time to work the crowd. "Now, I have you all to myself, now that sexy pants left. Car-o-line, I want to draw you in the buff with disappearing ink so that I have to do it over and over again." Polly was using Klaus' voice and even Klaus found himself smiling. Caroline begun to turn pink.
After ten minutes Damon returned. Everyone began to laugh when they saw what he had done. Somehow Damon had dyed his hair Klaus' color and curled it. Then he had placed yellow contacts in his eyes. "Caroline, be mine forever." Damon pulled Caroline to her feet and dipped her low. He kissed her passionately on the lips.
Several of the panel members had to restrain Klaus from ripping Damon's head off. They forgot about Elena, who pulled Damon off of Caroline. She then tackled him and was about to punch him in the face.
"Lena, it was a joke." Damon tried to explain.
Polly interrupted. "This program will return after a brief word for our sponsors."
Bonnie shook her head. "One point to Damon for the Klaus impersonation. One to the bird for the last comment."
Damon groaned and Elena got up. She kicked him in the shin. "Lena," Damon moaned.
"I'm sexy and I know it and I really like to show it," Polly sang imitating Matt.
"Point goes to Polly," Rebekah cried.
"Seriously," Damon said.
"D is for delicious and dumb." Polly sang in Elena's voice.
"Point goes to the bird." Elena declared, not bothering to look at Damon. She could care less what he thought.
Damon rolled his eyes. Polly went first. He walked up to Klaus. "What do you and an anteater have in common?"
"What?" Klaus asked. He truly loathed this bird.
Polly squawked. "You both suck."
Damon decided to try to use his turn to make up with Elena. "Why do birds suddenly appear whenever you are near?" Damon crooned to Elena pointing at Polly. She tried not to smile but the irony was too much.
"Point goes to Damon." Elena announced getting up and kissing him.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Polly was singing "I'm just a Love Machine" performed by The Miracles. Damon was singing "Close to You" performed by the Carpenters. Tell me who you want to win the challenge.
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Until next Thursday,
LL
