HEY EVERYONE JUSR A QUICK AUTHORS NOTE HERE ;
I thought i'd monoplolise everyoens time here for a minute to reiterate that i have no associate with Tarlac and am not gangstalking anyone so you can just calm down Dragon's Blaze, that guy is so paranoid
anyway i also wanted to just point out thath te parts in bold are not part of the story nad if you dont want to read the atuhros notes its okay bcause they take place in an alternate cannon that the story does hope you guys enjoy my holiday special!'`*'` -e. b woodhouse
Ash and Misty had been walking through the forest for about a week now, they had lost a lot of weight because all they had to eat were riceballs and leaves but still the conitinued their endless trek onwards. Misty insisted that the maniac loved it when people battled their poklemon so Ash kept his Pymander inside the pokeball except for when she went off by herself for a couple hours each day to run errands. He wasn't sure what typeo f errands she ran but she would not talk about them or hit him over the head with a big mallet she carried around so he never found out. At first he didnt like it when Misty bonked him with her hammer but he was starting to realize it was just her way of helping him learn.
One day he took a nap while Misty went off to do errands and when she came back he told her all about hte dram he had wheil she was away, "it was great," he laughed, 'hahahah;'"in my dream i was skiing with my mom and Pymander and then we saw a rainbow," He rolled over in the grass wile cherryblossom floated by in the late srping breeze. "I can't wait to go to sleep again and have a nother fun dream like that one!"
Misty was completely shock by what Ash has to say. Can she be hearing htis right? "Don't you know anything!" Misty exclaimed, Misty pointed at Ash while advancing on him and yelling, "Dreams arent just random signals your brain fires around while your body rests, people don't really need to ever sleep at all, its why cell walls eventually decay, through inactivity, because of sleeping!" Ash had falend over in his shock! Cell walls!? What was this all about, he listened to Misty to keep hearing what she said, "Youre dream was obviously a vision, the snow repressents winter which shows you have subconciously become aware of hte fact that you have reached the stage where your body is no longer growing and is just dying, the rainbow represents your blossoming homosexuality!" Misty had a lot of crazy things to say, she also said that "these kinds of visions can be usesfull sometimes but just like a crafty poison they weaken you over time," she pointed to the sky and all the stars in it, "tonight is the cusp, the first day of true summer, a night of potent energies, Hexennacht, in some places... obviously the higher beings set against you have been using these crazies delusions to lower your integrity and make you more susceptible!"
Aash had no idea about all that! He just wanted to catch Pokemon and here he was learning all this cosmological chicanery. "But what does it make me more susceptible to?" He wanted to know so he asked her
"To further dream visions which only ever grow in intensity and efficiencey and 'that's when the fun really begins my brain cools off when that day is done and then i tuck myself in' is a direct quote from a song which is actually about how people don't need to ever sleep, so i brewed you up this concotion of mushrooms and various roots and mimosa root shavings so you can stay awake and clear your head of all these crazy thoughts you've been having that are keeping you from becoming a pokemon master." Misty was handing Ash a wooden cup filled with a strange murky liquid that smelt horrible and tasted worse, but Ash managed to drink it all donw, after all, he awas going to be a Pokemon master!\
Ash began to feel it alsmot immediately. He layed back on the ground and began to watch the stars, Misty had been teaching him the constellation, telling him to use the stars to guide him should the Maniac ever come for him. He was so calm and still he could feel the world spinning around, "well," Misty said, "I've got some errands to do," she left.
Ash was a little woroed about that. It was very late at night as far as he could tell, Misty had smashed his watch on a rock two days ago, "time is an abstract concept!" she had shrilled at him while doing so, so he didn't know exactly how late it was, but it seemed far too late to be running errands, out here, in the woods. He didn't think he could even move any more, he felt like his body had molded against the grass he was laying on now and that he was a plant boy.
Thta's when the maniac attacked! Misty had told Ash all about Evil Misty, the crazy Maniac who led people off to remote areas and chopped them up with an axe but he had never really believed... not until now! He sturggled to his feet and fell lurching over to his side, throwing up in the process, that's when she sturck! It hurt like the dickens too because she used her axe to chop of his foot!
"Yaaaaaaa!" Ash cried out, clutching his severly bleeding ankel. Evil Misty spat in his face and ran away, "Seeya later kid!" She caterwauled mockingly as she made her escape. Blood gushed from between ashes clenched fingers, he had the sensation that he could still feel his blood as it gushed out of him, he was aware of parts of himself soaking into the ground.
Luckliy Misty showed up rpeety shortly after that, "Oh no!" She cried when she had seen what Evil Misty had done. She ran over to Ash and helped him bandage of his ragged stump of an ankle, "good thing I went to get all these bandages I had stashed nearby for just such an emergency," she was explain to Ash as she wrapped his foot up. Ash couild barely understand a word she said at this point though, he saw her as a fourway intersection between the heads of a lion a bull an eagle and Leslie Neilsons faces, she shimmered almost unbearbly and he decided not to look at her too long, her words seeped into his ears as his blood tendriled down the bones buried beneath the earth.
