Disclaimer: Hoshino -sensei owns everything. I own the slightly OOC actions they indulge in. =) Special shout out to waterlit and WeirdWolfz, my first two reviewers! Thanks, guys! Enjoy!

Cross: Finally... revenge...

Kuro: You'll be surprised.

Kanda: Che. Bring it on, old man.

Things Members of The BO Are No Longer Allowed To Do, cont'

66. Kanda is not allowed to bodily harm any one trying to restrain him. Lavi is not allowed to redecorate Kanda's room using bean sprouts.

67. Nor are you allowed to do it using bean sprout-patterned wallpaper.

68. Or carpeting.

69. Or curtains.

70. Lavi is not allowed within a five mile radius of, or into Kanda Yuu's room. No matter how funny the results may be.

71. No, we don't think he needs a cheerier décor. You're still not allowed in for any reason whatsoever. Now get out before he sics his insects on you.

72. Kanda Yuu is not allowed to sic his insects on Lavi. We don't care if we gave you that idea.

73. Allen Walker is not allowed to use Crowned Clown to shoot tranquilizer darts containing Arystar Krory's stores of Akuma blood at Kanda Yuu.

74. No, you're not allowed to use guns, blowpipes or your hands either.

75. General Cross is not allowed to threaten to beat up General Froi Tiedoll to get Kanda Yuu to apologize to Allen Walker, even if he was very willing to "help". It doesn't work anyway. Does it?

76. General Cross is not allowed to challenge Kanda Yuu's manliness, and vice versa.

77. Kanda Yuu is not allowed to challenge General Cross to a duel, a shoot off, a kendo match or any kind of competitions matches or any kind of show-off.

78. General Cross is not allowed to call Kanda a "bitchy PMS-ing Rapunzel bishounen boy with super gay girly hair".

79. Kanda Yuu is not allowed to call General Cross Marian a "dirty old man with hands like a hyperactive drunk monkey". Even if it's true. He may be older than you, but that makes him your senior at the same time.

80. Why else do you think he shot you, Kanda?

81. General Winters Sokaro is barred from joining them in any of their matches "just for the heck of it". Or for any other reason whatsoever.

82. "I was bored" is not a good excuse. At all. Refer to rule 81.

83. General Cross Marian, General Winters Sokaro, Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker and Lavi are prohibited from doing any form of lasting damage to one another. If the Health Department has to treat you idiots ONE. MORE. TIME.

84. Lavi is not allowed to hit on Bridget Fay, no matter how much Komui paid you to. The same goes for any other perverted, horny redheaded Exorcists.

85. Yes, General Cross, we're looking at you.

86. … Komui … Leave Mr. Legory Peck out of this as well…

87. "Payback for looking at Lenalee like that" isn't what we would call a good excuse.

88. This is not Konoha. You're not allowed to throw kunais at random Finders as "stress relief" after yet another argument with Allen, Kanda.

89. You are not allowed to tell Komui that Lenalee would "do GREAT in a cancan competition!", General Cross.

90. General Nyne, please put that Iron Maiden down. Much as it saddens us to say it, we still need General Cross.

General Nyne: I was looking forward to locking him in that thing, you know.

Kuro: BEHAVE, you lot! Well, I did have fun writing this...