I bring you the second installment of this collection, Dreamer. Number 36. The chapter numbers amuse me; going from one to thirty-six.

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid, nor do I own a Vocaloid. I do, however, own a few UTAUloids.


36. Dreamer

Who knew what went on in that head of his?


He was kind of a weird one, she thought. He'd sit around for long periods of time, staring off into space with a spoon digging into a carton of Häagen-Dazs. Today was no exception.

Meiko stepped in front of Kaito, frowning. Just what was he thinking about all the time, anyway? Kaito didn't seem to notice her appearance, and continued to stare off into space. After getting no reaction from him, she grabbed a magazine from the coffee table. "Dude," she cried, whacking him with it, "is there something wrong with your head?" This seemed to bring him back to reality.

"Wh-wha?" he managed, disoriented. "I, uh, I was daydreaming, I guess!"

"What is there to daydream about every day, exactly?"

"Well. . . ." He paused, thinking. "Ice cream?"

"Honestly," she sighed, "I don't get you. No grown man I've met eats that much ice cream. Hell, not even a distressed teenage girl eats that much ice cream!" She threw a hand in the air, and then let it regain its place on her hip.

"Huh? Would you've preferred if I'd said something else?" What was wrong with eating too much ice cream? He didn't see a problem.

"Have at it, buddy."

"I was thinking about the porn movie I saw yesterday!" He couldn't stop the wide grin spreading on his face, growing wider at the sight of her reaction; utterly horrified. For a moment, she did not speak.

"Okay," she eventually sputtered, "I so do not need to know about what you do in your free time! Just- eww!" She put a hand to her forehead, wondering why she'd bothered to start this conversation in the first place.

He suddenly burst out laughing. "Heh, the look on your face! I wish I had a camera."

". . . Wait, what?"

"I was kidding, of course! Gosh, you fell for that so hard!" Wipe that grin off your face, boy, she thought.

"The hell? What was the point of that? Felt like being annoying?"

He rubbed the back of his head, replying, "Well, I thought you would hit me if I told the truth!"

Why would he think that? I'm not violent! "Why would I-"

Before she could finish, he interrupted, as if knowing what she was going to say. "Oh, because I was thinking about yooouuu?" he replied, unsurely finishing his sentence in the form of a question.

What. "What."


This is short; expect the others to be. Wrote it really quickly.
Set a few months or so after Kaito joins them; thus, tsundere-mode is not yet fully activated. Haha. Y'all can decide whether Meiko hit him or not. I know at least she'd reprimand herself for being oh so smooth with words, but for the sake of the ending I didn't add that. Dialogue really moves this one; not sure if I like that or not.
Same canon as the one before it. I may or not have these themes move in chronological order. I got Future the first time I randomized it, but like hell I was going to do a future theme right after the past! What indeed.