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Savage Passion- Ah yes, who can deny the ultimate Sue-hatin' experience?
Wow...without the disclaimer and warnings...this beginning crap is much shorter...grins
Anywho...Dormant Psycho presents: (and desperately wants to shoot self in foot)
The Sues are MULTIPLYING!
Later on that day...
Zelda sat outside under a large tree (hell, everyone else has one in their fanfiction) contemplating how she was going to get Marth to forgive her.
"I shouldn't have said...I should've been nicer...this is the first time we've been able to communicate...and I screwed up..." Link walked over to her and sat down, a huge grin on his face.
"Zel, you should be proud of me!I just created an inevitable plot twist by kissing Rayne in front of Roy!"
"Shut up, Link, I'm working on making Marth happy."
"But...that has nothing to do with a Sue..."
"I don't care about the damn fanfict-"
We apologize, but the remainder of this scene has been edited for extreme obscenities towards the author and assualt on the fanfiction.
Roy was pacing in the hallway, ranting to the Gods about his poor luck.
"Why the hell did you let him kiss you!" Rayne smiled innocently and flipped her hair, which was still absolutely perfect despite the fact that she hadn't bathed or brushed it since she had arrived at the Smasher building.
"Well...he was hot...and I wasn't expecting it..."
"Are you saying that I'm not hot?"
"No...not at all, Roy. You're my boy." She hugged him, instantly making him smile and return the hug. Idiot.
Marth left his room, stepping over Zaylai's still immobile form. He walked downstairs and raided the fridge, sighing sadly.
"I'm not fat...why does everyone insist on calling me fat?"
'Because you are so deeply affected by it, Marth'
"Mewtwo? What are you talking about?" Mewtwo snickered and floated closer, settling a paw on...er...near Marth's shoulder.
'Isn't is obvious? Now that you all can understand each other, they will stop at nothing to belittle you.'
"How can I make them stop?"
'...come with me.'
Marth followed the psychic pokemon into his lair...er...library. Mewtwo casually floated over to the back and peeled back the wall like it was made of paper (curse you Paper Mario!) and opened the newly revealed door. A huge mad scientist-like lab was behind said door.
'I can give you what you want...' Marth grinned and entered, the door shutting behind him.
'Just lay down on that table...'
Pikachu and Pichu were walking down that hall, holding hands like small, cuddly monsters should do. They stopped in front of Zaylai and squealed in delight, jumping on his body. When they noticed he was not waking up, they started to zap him over and over again. When that didn't work...they ran off to find someone to ask for help.
Kirby waddled down the hall a few minutes later, stopping in front of Zaylai's charred form.
"Mmm...Steak! And look! It's perfectly charbroiled!" Kirby opened his huge, gaping mouth and swallowed Zaylai whole, transforming into ZayKirby. Yes, that's right, ZayKirby. Now he had perfect, suave hair and a sexy grin on his face...but was still a pink puffball.
"Now I can show Jigglypuff how much I love her!" He waddled away, oblivious to what he had just become...
Meanwhile, Pikachu and Pichu returned to the same spot with Zelda...only to find that Zaylai was gone. Zelda just smiled at them and patted their heads...only to notice Marth's door was ajar. She quickly checked to see if he was in there and immediately ran off, looking for him frantically. After all, whenever a hot guy from any fanfiction suddenly vanishes after a long period of misery they usually have some sort of horrible thing happen to them; or they try to kill themself.
"Oh Nayru..." She had rushed into the library and opened the door...just in time to see Marth stand up and look in the mirror.
"What the hell...I don't feel any different..."
'Ah, but you are. You see...I made you into a Gary Sue...' Marth turned and looked at Zelda and smiled, but she had already run away, crying.
"She doesn't seem very happy..."
'She will be...no one can resist a Sue's charms...' He chuckled and watched as Marth left his lab. This was going to be perfect, a plot twist and a plan for world domination all in one. Huzzah.
And Mario still sobbed at the front door, now starting to fill up the small barrier-bubble with his tears. Oh dear, looks like he might drown.
Hm...these chapters are dreadfully short. However...we're getting towards the bigger parts, so soon the chapters will be much longer...how will Marth hold out as a Sue? Will Kirby win Jigglypuff's heart? WillMario get over Peach, or will he drown?Will Zelda understand she is in a fanfiction and needs to follow orders? Will Roy ever be smart? Find out...uh...soon?
