I do not own Naruto and if I did Itachi, and Mikoto wouldn't have died

"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts

"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful/Dark being speech

'stupid ningen'-Powerful/Dark being Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques

"Yo baka" Beings translation/speech

-Oh this is good- Digital speech

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A/N: Note This. Is. Fiction. Here I can decide how each character acts or behaves.

Hey, for those who have been reading my work for a while now, Thank you. For those who are new, this is a first for me. This is the largest chapter I have written and I am personally proud of it. I am open to constructive criticism on this story. Thank you and enjoy the story.

NOTE: I will be likely unable to maintain the rate of uploads of stories at this length. It isn't anything major, but time is not on my side to continue writing at the rate I am.

Helped by: The god of creation and destruction.

*Story start*


In the light of early dawn, the creaking of a door was heard. Sprawled out on one bed was the old pervert who reeked of liquor and sex. The second bed was stark contrast to the first with Ino lying on the bed with her backpack laying beside her. Beside the door, Naruto entered the room and set his pack in the corner. When he sat in a chair, Ino shot up from her bed and looked at him. Her hair had been pulled back into a messy ponytail with bags under her eyes.

"Where were you Naruto? It's morning and your just getting back." The blonde demanded as she climbed out of the bed, now noticing the cross work of tears and dried blood on the pants.

"I was out training. So clean up while I wake up that old pervert." Naruto told her as he walked into the bathroom. Rushing water was heard, followed by the sloshing of water. He walked out holding the ice bucket and threw the water on Jiraiya. The drenched pervert quickly shot up and turned towards Naruto.

"Clean up, we should get going soon." the black/blond ordered him while he set the bucket down and started rummaging through his bag. Jiraiya stumbled into the bathroom, while Naruto slipped on a black t-shirt with a red spiral.

"So you spend the entire night training? You should've accompanied me back to the hotel." Ino reprimanded the partial blonde, who merely shrugged. Jiraiya exited the bathroom, and Ino went in to freshen up.

"So kid, does she... know about your friend?" the sage slowly asked while the sound of the shower running could be heard.

"I'd hope so. She saw me transform into a giant fox." Naruto bluntly explained to him while reaching into the bag to pull out a fist sized bag and tucked it in to pocket, a cup with two six sided dice, and attached the two weapon pouches to his legs.

"WHAT? Is the Kyubi trying to break out? Is the seal still intact?" the sage asked as his one hand started glowing and the other lifted up his shirt to examine the seal. A clockwise spiral appeared around his navel with five outward facing tomoes with negative cracks in them. Around the outside was the same eight prongs of text, except they appeared to smudged.

"Did you tamper with this seal? It looks like someone tampered with it." the perverted sage asked while he prodded the marking. Unbeknownst to them, the shower stopped and Ino exited the bathroom in her usual clothes to see the old man poking at a kids stomach.

"Can we um... go look for Tsunade now?" the blonde asked as she tied her hair into her distinctive ponytail. Naruto pushed away his hands and straightened his shirt.

"Yeah, lets go. So what does Tsunade look like? If we're looking for her then I'd like to know what she looks like." The hetero-chromatic blond told the older man.

"How do you not know? She has the most beautiful honey brown eyes you'll ever see, her gorgeous blonde hair tied back into two ponytails and has the largest pair of tits you'll ever see." Jiraiya finished with a perverse grin on his face and a photo of her in his outstretched hand. the large chested woman in green had her fist cocked back and aimed at the camera man, likely Jiraiya.

Naruto looked at the picture, and had several pieces click in his mind. Blond hair in ponytails, check. Hazel coloured eyes, check. A bountiful Chest, not check. Age of about twenty to twenty-five, not check. Naruto saw someone like this earlier. Odds are, he met her daughter, niece, or cousin.

"Now look out, she has a technique where she can change what age she looks like. She can look like anything from a kid, to an old lady. You two go and look for her walking the streets, while I look around bars, casinos, and brothels. Good luck." Jiraiya ordered them before vanishing in a cloud of smoke.

"Any clue on where we could find her? I read that she's extremely difficult to find and is elusive."Ino asked him while they exited their room and walked down the flight of stairs. Naruto made the hand sign and with a poof, sent his clone back into the room.

"I'm pretty sure she's looking for me." Naruto awkwardly laughed as he rubbed the back of his head.

"What? Why would she be looking for you?" the platinum blonde asked him, she would be shocked except he had recently taken her to a world of sapient equines with horns and wings.

"Well last night, I remember seeing a girl probably our age with blond ponytails, and brown eyes. She said she's Tsunade without her surname given." Ino just sighed at him randomly crossing paths with the exact person they're looking for and not even know.


"So Itachi, ya sure this kids here?" A a blue man with shark attributes asked his compatriot in a matching black cloak with red clouds.

"I am Kisame, now settle down. We don't need him catching wind of us." The raven haired man with distinct lines under his eyes responded before knocking on room 219. Instead of the spiky haired blond opening the door, a brown eyed red head in a dark blue sweater with vertical lines on it.

"Hello, what do you need?" she answered curtly as she crossed her arms beneath her bust, causing her sweater to rise up and expose her tightly fitting booty shorts.

"We're looking for Naruto Uzumaki, blond, blue eyes, orange jacket. This is his room, is it not." Itachi asked her, not bothered by the exposed shorts. Instead focusing on the task at hand.

"Well it's not, so good bye."Without a second word, she closes the door. Leaving the duo standing in the hallway.
"Fuck that. Open up and give us that damn kid." Kisame banged against door this time. Instead of the same red head opening the door, a brown haired man opened it. His hair and face was covered in a mixture of ice and snow, and burgundy jacket having snow coating the shoulders and chest. His face seemed to be frozen with an upturned expression with his eyes nearly rolled back into his head and his bottom lip open enough to expose his bottom teeth and the partially frost covered axe head held beside his face.

"Move it ice pops, were looking for a short brat named Naruto. So move or I'll slice you to ribbons." the shark man warned him as he reached behind him and grabbed the handle of his skull pummeled weapon. The man silently rose his mostly frozen hand up and pointed towards the stairway, telling them to leave.

"We're not leaving sir. We are looking for Naruto and we will not leave without him." Itachi told him while his mature wSharingan slowly rotating clockwise around.

The man just continued to point while he slowly opened his mouth. Slowly it opened beyond normal limits and blood slowly ran down his face, it stopped when his jaw hit his throat with the blood pouring from his mouth. He slowly closed the door, leaving only a slightly growing pool of blood from under the door.

"Itachi, that was a... genjutsu right?" the shark man asked while looking at the blood beneath the door.

"I did not see him cast an illusion." The black haired man declared as his red eyes reverted to their black. The blood was still growing from under the door.

"Let's come back later." Kisame advised as they slowly walked away from the door. After a minute, the bleeding man opened the door. He looked both directions before closing the door. Inside the room, the man disappeared in a cloud of smoke and Naruto sat down on the bed.


"So where'd you last see her?" Ino asked him while they walked down the street.

"I saw her drinking in a bar last night. She was in wearing a green and red kimono, with a necklace I think." Naruto explained before he winced and and held his head.

"Clone?"
"Clone. Two people are looking for me, so this just got harder." Naruto told her as he held out his hand for her to take. Inu(Dog), I(Boar), Hitsuji(Ram), Ino felt herself getting taller, while Naruto's hair changed to an all black. Her top changed from her purple to a dull red while his changed to a light grey.

"I could've done this myself." Ino muttered while walking over to a shop window. Her blond hair was now a brown ponytail with her eyes were a hazel similar to her mothers.

"Yeah, but this is easier for me. So if you see two guys in black cloaks with red clouds on them then let's keep a distance." Naruto explained to while the walked down the road. They passed three bars with only the bartenders present, so they entered the fourth building which was a bar/restaurant. Naruto and Ino sat down in a semi-secluded booth with the former ordering a sake bottle.

"Are you sure this is a good idea? Shouldn't we be looking for her?" Ino questions him as the waitress sat two small saucers and filled them with the clear liquid and set the jug on the table.

"She's looking for me as much as we her." the black haired teen explained as he quickly chugged the saucer and re-filled the cup.

"Why is she looking for you, and how can you drink that sake so fast?" the brunette asked him as she took a small sip of the powerful rice wine.

"I made a bet with her and neither of us know the outcome, and I can't get drunk. Doesn't matter how many or how strong. Nothing can numb me." Naruto muttered the last piece while he drinking his liquor.

"Naru-" "YOU! Kid, we really need to talk." Ino was cut off by a large breasted blonde with a black haired lady holding a pig wearing a necklace. She wore a grey top and green jacket bearing the kanji i賭博(Gambling) on the back, while the black haired lady wore a black kimono with white accents. The blonde pushed Ino aside while the pig holder gently sat beside Naruto. He signaled for more sake and two more saucers.

"Hello miss, you wouldn't happen to know a young lady my age named Tsunade 'No-Relation-To-The-Senju'. I'm looking for her?" Naruto questioned her with a slow sip of his saucer while he pulled out his ivory cup and rolled the the two dice around the cup.

"Quit with the coyness kid. If you wont let me give you a checkup then roll the damn dice and show me the even number." Tsunade ordered the disguised blond who slammed the cup on the table.

Naruto lifted the cup up to show a five and a four on the dice. When Tsunade saw the dice's unfavourable number, a plate of two saucers and jug down on the table.

"So Naruto won, now what?" Ino asked as he swept the dice back into the cup and pocketed it.

"He get's a favour from me, so what do you want then?" the slug summoner questioned him as she drank her sake container and crossed her arms over her chest.

"How about you return to Konoha? We need a new Hokage." Ino suggested while Naruto looked towards the Senju.

"I'm not returning to a village which claimed the lives of my entire family, let alone the job which killed my grandfather and great uncle. So give me one good reason why?" the blonde asked with an irritated look on her face.

"Well you could change the hospital or how things were run." Naruto suggested before offering Tsunade's assistant a saucer, who denied it, and Naruto drank it instead.

"That's slightly interesting, but not enough. If you can show me something that amazes me I'll give you this necklace, and come back to the village." Tsunade offered as she held her hexagon designed light green necklace.

"Lady Tsunade don't. What about the curse on the necklace?" the sennin's apprentice warned her teacher who had said necklace resting on top of her chest.

"It only effects those with Hokage ambitions Shizune, so unless he want's to be a Hokage then he'll be fine. " Tsunade explained as she took the saucer and drank the liquor along with Naruto.

"Lady Tsunade, Naruto actually used to declare that he wanted to be the Hokage." Ino explained causing Naruto to stop drinking.

"I would but... that doesn't matter right now. If you want something amazing then look at this." Naruto redrew their focus as he sat his cup down and pulled his hair up to expose the 6 cm orange spiraled horn which was emitting a faint glow.

"So you have a horn is that it? That isn't that impressive." Tsunade told Naruto. He sighed before he rose his right hand into the air and slammed it into the side if the table. Holding up the hand, it was obvious that is was either fractured or broken by the bloody bone sticking out of the side and the purple swelling around the impact area.

"Why would you do that? You..." Shizune trailed off as she watched the bone retract into the hand. The wound began releasing steam as the puncture mended shut and the skin lost its purple hue along with the swelling.

"Near instantaneous healing of any breaks, abrasions or gashes. How's that for amazing?" the hidden blond asked as he wiped the blood from his metacarpals puncture area. Hearing the silence from her, he looked up at the Senju, and saw her horrified look.

"Please don't do that again. As medics and doctors, we do not enjoy watching people needlessly hurt themselves. As well as Lady Tsunade's Hemophobia." Shizune explained while Tsunade gradually regained her focused look.

"But... your a doctor?"

"Lady Tsunade watched her younger brother bleed out in front of her." Her response didn't seem to satisfy him. Naruto grabbed Shizunes unused cup and crushed it in his hand. Taking his empty cup, he focused the stream of blood into the saucer and sat the cup of blood in front of her.

"Your a doctor. What's the good of a doctor who's afraid of blood? Would you allow a patient to die because of your negligence or inaction? What about someone bleeding out in front of you?"Naruto asked her as he played a dangerous hand. Opening his hand with the shards of jagged ceramic, he slammed it into the left side of his chest. He twisted it before ripping his hand away with a patch of blood growing on his chest with several small shards sticking from his chest.

"Oh my goodness, why would you do that? Hold still, this is serious!" Shizune declared as her hands started glowing green and tried to stop the bleeding, Naruto stopped and pointed his unstained hand towards the doctor.

"Come on... Tsunade..." Naruto muttered as the illusions faded on the duo while his arm kept up to hold Shizune away. Revealing his mixed mop top, discoloured skin, and Ino's platinum blonde ponytail.

"Lady Tsunade please help him." Ino pleaded while the blond slowly rose to his feet and pushed the black haired pig holder out of the way. He slowly stood in front of the table.

"I... I can't." the sennin muttered as she looked down at the table, before she saw the cup of blood.

"Oh come... on..." Naruto wheezed out before collapsing down on his left leg while blood trickled down his jaw. His eyes seemed to gloss over before he collapsed down to both knees. Steam was visibly flowing from his shirt.

"Damn it! Shizune clean up that cup and follow. Get ready to operate." Tsunade ordered as her assistant grabbed the bloody cup and she picked the bleeding teen in a bridal carry.

"See... I'd knoeewwww it'lll wurk..." Naruto drawled out before throwing a coin at the table.

"Just shut up and try not to die. Focus on breathing and keeping your blood inside yourself." Tsunade told him while they ran into a nearby park and laid him down on a barren patch of dirt.

The doctor's hands started glowing green and cut the shirt down the middle, exposing the ceramic shards buried into his chest. Tsunade used her chakra to pull the shards out of his chest while Ino and Shizune took the fragments and sat them on the ground. Once the largest parts were removed from his chest and hand, she worked on extracting the granular shards of ceramic lodged around his heart. They were methodically removed while the wounds steamed shut behind her. Once the many holes were sealed, Naruto rose and wiped the blood from his face.

"There we go, everything worked ou-" Naruto's triumphant statement was cut off by a loud smack, followed by a numbing pain in his left cheek, and him soaring though the air and smashing through one tree and embedding into the second.

"Of all the asinine, moronic, ill-considered, insane, scatterbrained, nonsensical and idiotic idea's I have ever heard, that had to be the most stupendous, and dim-witted ideas ever conceived in the history of humanity. How the hell did you think this was a good idea?" Tsunade reprimanded him while slapping him repeatedly.

"It ... worked, didn't it?" Naruto coughed out causing Tsunade to stop slapping him and glare.

"Whether it worked or not, it was still idiotic and you will never do that again."The Senju princess explained to him as he dug himself out of the tree.

"I don't know about that. Why would I listen to you? It's not like you are the Hokage and have the power over me." The blond muttered, causing Tsunade to sigh before smiling at him.

"Looks like I'm going to be the Hokage and making sure you don't hurt yourself like that. I could also make you have medical checkups when ever I felt like." Tsunade explained, causing Naruto to pale.

"N-now wait, you wouldn't want to do that." he attempted to dissuade her as he wiped the blood from his chest.

"Nope, it's already decided. You've convinced me to be the Hokage, so myself, Shizune, and Ton-Ton are going to get our items. Once we get to Konoha, you are having that check up." Tsunade explained as she walked with Shizune and Ton-Ton back towards where their hotel likely was. Naruto turned around, only for another slap to sting his cheek.

"Why would you do such an idiotic thing? What if she didn't get to them in time or couldn't?" Ino yelled as she continued to slap him until he grabbed her wrists and looked up at him. He had a mostly vacant look and a hollow smile on his face.

"I can't die Ino. Asphyxiation. Incineration. Extirpation. Evisceration. None really stuck, and there's especially no way I would die to ceramic." Naruto explained as he released her wrist and started walking away. A hand landed on his shoulder and Naruto slightly flinched before before he spun around with a kunai in hand threw Ino to the ground. He swiftly pinned down on her back with his knife held reverse grip aimed at her neck. He quickly released her and tried to tree hop away. He didn't get far before he was tackled to the ground by Ino.

"You're not running away after that. You're going to explain what the hell is going on. No roundabout nonsense, no running, just tell me." the other blonde ordered as they stood up and Naruto dusted himself off.

"Alright... Do you know how to enter minds 'cause it would shorten the time for the explanation?" Naruto asked her as they walked further into the park and sat cross legged on the ground.

"I do, are you ready?" Ino asked him, getting a nod. She placed her hands on top of his and this time focused on sending her chakra into him. Faint glowing blue lines appeared from around Ino's navel and stretched up her chest, along her arms and followed a similar path towards Naruto's navel. Around his navel, the black lines of the seal appeared and began to connect to his dense network of glowing streaks. They each closed their eyes and began synchronizing their breathing.


Ino opened her eyes and stood up to see the room within his psyche. Polished black granite stones made up the walls with white flakes making them resemble the night sky. An empty black throne in front of a large window with a crescent moon and stars illuminating the room and the staircase across the side . The massive castle room door swung open and revealed Naruto standing in a long hallway with torch light illuminating the path, with twelve doors on either side and a door with iron bars sealing the door.

"So what do you want to know about me, I'll be taking you down memory lane." Naruto explained as she ran towards him and followed him past several doors labeled 十二(Twelve) 十一 (Eleven) and so on. Doors 六(Six) to 一(One) were boarded up while the barred door had several chains adding to the sealing.

"I want to know what the hell is going on with you. Why are you so different than how you acted in the academy? And why are you so self destructive?" Ino questioned him as he stopped in front of the door and waved his hand. The chains fell off and the bars withdrew into the wall and the door glowed blue before it swung open to show a forest with a light snow fall blanketing the area.

"It began many years ago, but let's focus on when I was eight." Naruto began as she followed him into the forest. Almost immediately, Ino could feel the cold but none of the frigid grasp. A young girl with a bluish hair and in a dull red jacket was surrounded by three older looking kids. Their faces were hazy with no definition except for their eyes.

They seemed to be mocking her for something if the pointing and jeers were a sign. The trio were soon struck from behind by a rock thrown by a blond in a white and orange jacket with a red scarf and green goggles fixed on his forehead.

"Screw you guys! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!" The blond yelled as he threw several more rocks which struck their heads, sending them scattering.

"Shortly after academy began for the year, I had decided to take a walk through a forest." Naruto explained as his younger self walked over to the young girl.

"You ok? They didn't hurt you did they?" Naruto asked her as he knelt beside her, noticing a slight shiver from her.

"I-I'm f-f-fine..." she muttered before Naruto tilted up her chin and saw a scuff on his chin. Naruto unwound his scarf, and wrapped it around the small scratch.

"Here, you're cold. My name's Naruto, what's yours?" the blond asked as he knelt beside her and helped her to her feet. Before she could answer, the sound of crunching snow was heard and Naruto ran away with a tree climb using as a launch pad.

"So you helped Hinata with her bullies, is that it?" Ino asked before the two were drug along with the younger blond. A small object flew towards the child's nape and the entire world grew dark.

"I wish that was it, but it began for me the next moment." the semi-blond corrected her as the black changed to a dimly lit warehouse with a light bulb resting over a blond chained to a metal chair. From the darkness, several vague people appeared. They had either white eyes, colourless spiky hair, or red eyes.

"W-what's going on?" The young child asked before the chair had it's back slammed into a pool filled with salty ice water. His head was trapped below the surface while he struggled against the weight of the chains. Several of the figures ran through some hand signs and electricity built up around their hands.
"This is your only chance Ino, look away if you want. This is brutal." Naruto explained as lighting shot from their hands and surged into the icy brine. Followed by another, and another, and another. The iced water was repeatedly shocked by successive bolts of lightning. After they stopped, an electrified hand ripped the patchy blue child from the water and slammed the chair onto the ground. One of the unoccupied people grabbed a barrel with a yellow circle and black drop in it. They ripped open the drum and poured the black liquid on top of the small child's body. The viscous goo clung to him light a smothering blanket.

"Sweet... kami..." the blonde chocked out as several identical drums were overturned and spilt the black fluids across the floor. The people each ran through several hand signs with several Tora(Tiger) appearing. They each ended with a belch of fire consuming the building and the child light up light a candle.

"T-they ... th..." Ino whimpered as she fell to her knees with fire consuming the building and a child's scream echoing across the space. The still standing barrels caught fire and exploded, showering the unburnt area's in fire. For seemingly hours, the area was consumed in fire with the imprisoned child having long been silenced by the flames. When the fire died, ash and metal with a charred object wrapped in blackened chains. More hours passed and soon a door fell open to reveal a brown eyed girl with purple hair and black full body suit.

"P...please... kill me..." The charred figure wheezed as small parts of burnt skin fell off to expose bright pink skin.

"Oh kami. Hold still kid, I'll get those chains off." The lady explained as she approached him and peeled the chains off his body. Sections of flesh stuck to the chair and chains.
"Hold on kid, Kami. Who did this to you?" the lady asked while she picked him out of the chair and carefully carried him out of the building. The area turned dark, and changed to the academy classroom with Naruto flicking paper balls around the room.

"Does that explain it? I helped out Hinata out and I was tortured for it. That Naruto Uzumaki who was serious, was hurt for helping. So Naruto Uzumaki who was a prankster and didn't take anything serious wouldn't be." he explained before the room started flashing and they felt a sharp pull on their mind and the room disappeared.


"Gah!" Ino yelled as she recoiled from him and stood up to look around the park. Jiraiya came stumbling into the park and saw Naruto sitting on the ground with Ino's skirt being eye level with him.

"Hey kid's! You're supposed to be looking for Tsunade, not messing around with each other. Come on!" the 'adult' ordered as he walked towards them, then dodged a rock aimed at his head.

"Shut up ya perv. We already found her." Naruto muttered as he stood up and rubbed his head.

"You found her? Big chest, blonde hair, smoking hot? How'd you find her?" The man asked as he decided not to comment on his split shirt.
"I entered a bar, made a bet, and now she's going to Konoha." Naruto declared simply as he started walking back towards the hotel.

"How did you convince the most difficult to convince woman ever to live to return to Konoha. Even a bet couldn't convince her." Jiraiya questioned Naruto as the semi-blond started running back to the hotel.

"Ask her yourself, I'm packing up and going home." Naruto yelled while he continued to run along the path of the city. Jiraiya quickly followed after him.

'You have seen his world, what will you do now?' a wispy voice asked Ino, causing her to look around and see no one. She decided to follow after the two. Behind her, a thin purple mist appeared around her feet before it vanished.

Meanwhile Naruto continued to run along the road before he slammed into someone in a black cloak. Tilting his head upwards, he saw a blue shark man and a less emo looking adult Sasuke.

"Sorry about that, but I gotta go-" Naruto's retreat was halted by the ravenettes hand landing on his shoulder.

"Naruto... Uzumaki, correct?" they asked with their eye's activating to show the Sharingan slowly spinning.

"Uh... no?" the uzumaki muttered before leaping back to avoid a bandaged sword swing aimed at his legs.

"Let's skip this and just chop off his legs. It'll be a lot faster." Shark man Kisame told his partner as he swung at Naruto again, narrowly missing his chest.

"Just try not to kill him, we need him alive." Itachi explained as his sharingan tomoes fused together into a clockwise triple shuriken and with the call of Amaterasu, the black flames burned through the air and clung to his body.

Despite the all-consuming black flames clinging to his body, Naruto lunged at Kisame with his fist cocked back and superman punched the fish in the face. Scorching his face and making his sword squeal before making the weapon and its master recoil. Overhead, large shadow appeared causing the combatants to leap back and narrowly avoid a massive toad with two swords strapped crossed on its back.

"Jiraiya of the Sannin. It appears that our opportunity as ended. Come Kisame, it seems that we must go." Itachi explained as the duo vanished in clouds smoke or water respectively.

"Naruto! Hold still, I'll seal it away." Jiraiya yelled as he unrolled a scroll and tried to seal the flames away. Instead, Naruto began glowing a dull violet, shed his outer skin with flaming layers of burning skin flakes then took the cup before it could be burnt. His shirt and his pants slowly burned in the black fire with his skin. Ino had been watching the display, but before she could ask him the naked teen ran away from the area. His shed flesh had been reduced to less than ash with the last section of the fire burning away the last of its fuel.


"How did you do that?" Ino asked the black and blond Uzumaki who was fully clothed in a plain black shirt and black pants and his pack fixed to his back.

"My body made more cells than what was burning and managed to shed the burning tissue, it wasn't fun or pleasant. But it worked so let's get going back to the Village." Naruto causally explained as he placed a small coin on the bed and leapt out of the window. Ino followed behind him and kept up, barely, with him.

"So, how do you feel about what's happened recently?" Ino asked as her pack slightly shifted with each leap along the building tops back towards the road leading towards Konoha.

"I'm a bit sore from earlier and my skins a bit sensitive but other then that I'm fine. Really, I'm more concerned about how long Jiraiya can go without pissing off Tsunade." Naruto joked as they drew nearer to the road, and a slap was heard.

"Really? I've been inside your brain, isn't there anything else you want to talk about?" Ino slightly pressed while three adults and a pig were becoming more visible on a road.

"Well I'm a bit sad with Hokage-jiji dying. But eh, just another family member who died." Naruto shrugged before they landed beside the three plus pig. Tsunade was crossing her arms over her chest while Shizune held the pig and Jiraiya rubbed his swollen cheek.

"Alright, now let's hurry up and get back to Konoha. Hey Naruto?" Tsunade explained as she stared at Naruto before they began hopping towards the village from tree branches.

"Sure, lets go. I can't wait to get some sleep. " Naruto muttered while they ran towards the village in mostly silence. With their above average ninja speed, the massive walls of Konoha became more visible.

"... And I told him, that's a mirror!" one of the two guards declared causing the two to burst out laughing, before they noticed the approaching group. The head banded man in bandanna and the man with bandages on his nose saluted the approaching group.

"L-lord Jiraiya, Lady Tsunade! T-they are expecting you at the Hokage Tower immediately." The bandaged man explained as the moved to the side and the group ran directly towards the Tower With Jiraiya being in front for obvious reasons, followed by Shizune and Naruto, with Tsunade and Ino following from the flank. Several conversations were picked up in their passing.
"Is that Tsunade?"
"Why is she with that?"
"Maybe she's going to execute it?"

"Hopefully she will."
"Wow kid, what did you do to piss off so many people?" Tsunade asked as she slightly sped up and leapt beside him.

"Being alive." Naruto muttered while they landed in front of the Hokage Tower, and quickly ascended the staircase. Before they opened the door, several conversations were heard from inside the room.

"He's a traitor!"
"He's the Last Uchiha we have available."

"How is he any different from his brother now?" With this, Tsunade kicked open the door. An aged man with spiky grey hair and green glasses, a grey haired lady with two tight buns pinned by a ornamental needle, and a heavily bandaged man with his right eye and right arm held in a sling across his chest were arguing with Tsume, Shikaku, and Inoichi.

"Excellent, Lady Tsunade or Lady Godaime we need your opinion on an act of Treason." the Inuzuka stressed as she glared at the aged three advisers.

"Sasuke's actions were not done of his own volition. The mark Orochimaru gave him has manipulated Sasuke into following him. We need to send an immediate rescue divisions out to return him to the village." the bandaged elder advised as he slammed his cane on the ground.

"He left on his own Danzo. Anko was never tempted to leave. He's a missing nin, and deserves to be treated as one. We need to send the hunter nin after him." Tsume pressed while not relenting in her glare at the aged man.

"I just want to sleep so how about you just sent a capture or kill team after him. There going to be fighting so either get someone or a squad who's really strong." Naruto passively suggested as he tried to exit via the window, only for the Senju's hand to land on his shoulder.

"Then gather up a small squad and meet at the front gate." Tsunade ordered before Shikaku held up his hand.

"We are in short supply of advanced ninja's so you'll be limited to mostly your class, or some chunin to assist. We are needing an immediate response for the mission. You have an hour at most to prepare for the mission." the older Nara explained, causing Naruto to sigh and form his clone seal. A cloud of smoke appeared and fifteen Naruto's jumped from the window.


At the front of the gate, several ninja stood ready. An obvious Inuzuka female with three grey and white dogs and she wore the dark green vest. Neji Hyuga stood beside her with Naruto and the cloaked teen with a faint buzzing noise being heard from inside his coat.

"Alright, Hana, Shino, Neji, were going to capture Sasuke. You six are probably the best hunters I know. Neji and Shino to track his chakra while Hana and the Haimaru triplets track his scent. So I'll let her take the lead. " Naruto explained as he rubbed his face and turned moved to allow the Inuzuka to take command.

"Ok, so we have picked up the scent of Sasuke and about four other ninjas. The scent is slightly old but is still I want Neji to check with his Byakugan and Shino check with his bug." the Inuzuka ordered as a cloud of bugs flowed from Shino's coat, and the veins around his eye's became pronounced. As they did, Naruto created a hoard of clones who stood in a Seven by Three group.

"I'll send my clones to sweep the area while we go by." Naruto declared as the group scattered across the forest.

"Lets go." Hana ordered as the group ran through the forest with the three canines leading the pack. After several minutes of all out running, the dogs stopped running and the group had an earth dome erupt around them.

"Looks like we have a couple of Konoha ninja's trying to follow us." a masculine voice declared from outside the dome while three additional thuds were heard landing beside him.

"Shut up lard ass. Just kill those tree fuckers, and quit jerking yourself off." A female yelled at the man before the sound three people running were heard.

"Yeah, but I hope you're prepared to die. This dome is impenetr-" the man was cut off by the the dome exploding outward with Naruto holding his red glowing hand.

"Im tired so let's hurry this up." the Uzumaki muttered as he lunged at the fat orange haired person and slammed his hand directly down on his head. A Clone ran from the tree's, picked up the slightly bald man, and ran back to the village.

"That was incredibly efficient Uzumaki, but why and where did you take him?" the dark glassed teen questioned him as he brushed off the rock off him and followed Hana and the Haimaru triplets on the groups scent.

"The other me is taking him back to Konoha to be interrogated. I'm pretty tired so I wasn't in the mood to listen to his monologue so I punched him." the blond explained before a hardened resin-like arrow struck the ground in front of them.
"You're not getting past me, unlike Jirōbō I'm not going to make the same mistakes as him." someone declared as a six armed person with a bow hung down from the tree and fired a volley at them. Neji quickly spun up and blocked the makeshift arrows.

"I'll deal with him, you just continue and get Sasuke." Neji explained as he slammed his palm into the arrow, reducing it to shards.

"Alright, just focus on him." Naruto advised as he followed the dogs behind Hana and Shino. Ten Naruto's dropped out of the trees and began their assault on the man spider.

With one less person in their group, Hana, the triplets, and Naruto didn't have long to wait before they crossed paths with another person or people. Breaking out of the forest limits, they reached a ravine with rock spires jutting out from the sides.

"It appears we have several pests to deal with." a male voice echoed throughout the area followed by a second voice agreeing with him. Soon, a person appeared from behind a rock. He had two heads of identical people staring at them with one looking over their shoulder with their neck starting from their back.

"Can you handle them? There's still about one more person carrying Sasuke, and I need to deal with that immediately." Naruto asked as several identical shadows appeared around the edge of the ravine.

"Yeah hurry up. We'll be following you shortly." Hana agreed as her three dogs formed an offensive triangle around her and a swarm of insects flowed from his sleeves. Seven Naruto clones stood on the borders of the area.

"Alright. Let's go." Naruto declared as three shadows followed him as he left the ravine and moved to the dense forest near the Valley of the End. Chakra was flowing into his limbs with a faint crimson fox cloak manifesting around him. Soon, the sound of a flute resonated through the trees.

"So tree fucker, you've come to fuck with me huh?" the female asked as a flash of red was seen traveling between between tree.

"If we're going to fight then I'll start. I'm Naruto Uzumaki, so let's fight." the Uzumaki declared as he dodged a massive studded club tearing through the tree.

"You shut your ass mouth. No Uzumaki's left except for me. The Snake and his cock sleeve made sure to tell me." she yelled as three massive, metres tall monsters appeared. One had long hair, no ears, a simple tunic outfit and a club held in its hands. The second had no shirt, bandages covering its eyes and spiked tools bound to the arms. The last had its entire upper body covered in bandages and had no arms.

"Then they're wrong. I'm an Uzumaki and I'm looking for the the dude with a duck ass hair style." the Uzumaki explained before dodging the club strike and the blinded one held its hand out while a redhead leapt onto. She had six horns protruding from her head with two facing forward, two backward, and two sticking out the centre of her scalp. She had a greyish brown complexion, dark red hair, yellow iris's and a metal flute held in her hand.

"Uzumaki have red hair dipshit. We're also good at seals and that crap. So quit fucking with me and let me kill you!" the lady yelled as she brought the flute to her mouth and began to replay her song. The figures sat her on the ground and charged at him with the armless one slamming it's face into the ground.
"G-good thing I grabbed this. I thought I wanted to try this out." Naruto yelled as he pulled out a book titled 'The Art of Sealing' and a small rectangle with the kanji 封(Seal) on it.

"So what cock muncher? You got a store bought piece of fucking paper, so what?" The vulgar female asked while he slammed the tag into the ground.

"I've been working on these for about a month. This tag is based on the Gofū Kekkai(Five Seal barrier) from the book, except this one uses four and it seals the barrier inside a seal." Naruto explained as a beam of white light exploded from the paper, followed by three other lights from equal distances. The lights quickly connected together and formed a square pyramid around her.

"So you think you can seal a real Uzumaki away hey? Fuck tha-" she was cut off by the area flashing red and the section of the forest vanished with a 封 mark burning itself on his right forearm. A massive plume of purple miasma exploded in the distance.

"No monologues, let's go me's. The sooner we find Sasuke, the better." the Uzumaki told his three clone before they followed him towards the massive violet cloud.


"-t! What? Where the fuck am I?" the purple belted redhead asked as she realized she wasn't in the forest and was instead in a castle grounds at night.

"Hello dear, welcome to my kingdom of night. What is your name?" a regal voice asked as a dark cloud appeared in front of her while another enveloped her Doki and the three vanished.

"Names Tayuya, who the fuck are you?" the oni themed girl demanded, causing the cloud to condense and form the bronze armoured equine to appear.

"My name is Nyx Miss. Tayuya. I must ask how you entered my realm? Did Naruto send you here?" the mare inquired while she circled the human female.

"I why should I ya horse cunt? Are you that asses fuck puppet or something?" Tayuya taunted the equine before Nyx's cloud bound her limbs with the trees warping and twisting to a decrepit network of branches forming a canopy over the red head.

"Such a mouth. It appears that you need to know why I was known as Nightmare Moon." the Pseudo-Monarch chuckled as her fanged smile consumed Tayuya's vision before the darkness consumed her world.


"Naruto Uzumaki." his name echoed through the valley as two people stood across from Naruto. One was Sasuke with a black flame pattern spanning his face and visible body. The Second was a white haired with black lines branching around his body with two red dots marking his forehead.

"Sasuke. You have betrayed Konoha, and for what?" Naruto questioned him as his fox cloak sparked to life around him with the lone tail swaying behind him.

"This is something you could never understand. Itachi took away my family, and Konoha couldn't provide me with the power I needed to avenge them. An orphan could never understand the pain of losing parents. Orochimaru has given me the power to get the justice Konoha can't. Kimimaro is making sure you won't stop me." Sasuke explained as he turned away from Naruto and forced the black flames to converge and turn to a grey layer of skin along with a dulling and lengthening of his hair. As it progressed, two large webbed hands making a set of wings behind him.

"Forgive me for interrupting your discussion, but Lord Orochimaru requires Sasuke immediately. No distractions, no hesitation." the white haired warrior declared as his markings fused together and gave him an orange brown hue. Six bone tubes exploded from his back and formed a into three directionally aimed structures and a greying of his hair.

"I agree. Your team has stalled Sasuke's return. So let's begin." Naruto exclaimed as e marched towards them, crossing the river brought forth by the battle between Madara and Hashirama. The cloak boiled the water, making a cloud steam appear around him. Sasuke did not look back at the hissing water, but Kimimaro grabbed the bone protrusion from his spine and pulled out a bone spear in his right while his left arm formed a massive spiralling drill.

Naruto held out his right hand and the swirling sphere manifested in his hand. Instead of attacking the dead bone pulse user, he focused his chakra cloak into his legs and used it to propel him towards Sasuke. Kimimaro and Sasuke weren't expecting the attack and Uchiha's back was struck by the howling sphere. His attack wasn't without retaliation with Kimimaro's spear was ran through his shoulder blade and out the front of his shirt. Naruto quickly spun around and smacked the weapon out of his hand.

"My master values Sasuke's arrival but would enjoy some you as well. Stop or be stopped." the bone user warned him as Naruto leapt back and re cloaked himself with the red chakra with a slightly smaller tail behind him.

"I could-" Naruto started one of his following clone flew past the bone manipulator and landed a slash down the wing, severing one of the webbed finger before poofing.

"-Or I could continue what I'm doing." the Uzumaki chuckled before dodging a bone erupting from Kimimaro's palm aimed at his face. His cloak scorched the bone, and forced the man to recoil his weapon.
"You can't stop me Naruto. I won't be stopped." The Uchiha explained as he flapped his hand wings, and started flying into the air.

"No you don't!" Naruto yelled as he formed the Rasengan with his red chakra feeding into it. He pointed the red/blue sphere at the ascending Uchiha and weakened the top portion to release a violent sonic explosion smashing into the target. Sending Sasuke flying into the large stone wall

"You have lost your focus. Yanagi no Mai(Dance of the Willow)." several spiked bones erupted from his shoulders, knees, palms, and elbows, followed by the teen spinning into a deadly dance and managed to slice Naruto's body through the cloak. Before he could land any killing blow, a cloak of sand wrapped around Kimimaro's body, and formed a deadly cocoon around him compressing the interior.

"Uzumaki, it appears you are fighting." the neutral voice of a familiar red head turned the fox tailed Uzumaki. Instead of the look of aimless homicide, Gaara had a more precise or diluted look of murderous feeling.

"Yeah, I'm running on several days of being awake with only a bit of recovering. " Naruto explained as he pushed them out of the way of a fire ball and the sand coffin exploding in a bunch of bone spikes.

"I'll deal with him, so long as he's not needed." Gaara added as his murderous smile crept back into his face while the sand coffin fought against the growing spires of bones erupting from the sand ball.

"I don't know, but just keep him busy. " Naruto explained while he focused the chakra into his arms, forming claws around his fingers with the tail much smaller.

"It won't matter. Chidori will pierce everything." Sasuke explained as his Sharingan appeared. Three tomoe in his right, and two in his left. The lightning gathered around his left hand and he flapped his hand wings in the air.
"Your a selfish, self-centred prick Sasuke. You had something neither Gaara or myself had. You had a mother, father, family." Naruto growled as his tail withdrew into him and formed a thick coat around him. Both his eyes gained a vertical slit with red iris's, blackened whisker marks, and a Rasengan in each hand.
"I know the pain of loss, something you two could never know." the Uchiha told them before he dived directly towards Naruto with the knife hand aimed at his chest. Meanwhile a sickening crunch sounded from the sand with the bones.

"I'd rather loved and lost then never had been loved!" Naruto screamed as he kicked off the ground with several sand spikes followed his strike. Sasuke managed to lands a strike, piercing his left lung and heart sending him into a barely controlled spasm. Naruto landed a clawed Rasengan strike on his chest, and a second striking his left face releasing a shower of blood and gore . Gaara's sand landed several strikes on his joints and abdomen. Sasuke's grey colour drained while Naruto lost his red cloak.

"F-fuck ... you..." going limp, Naruto started free falling before a cloud of sand grabbed him. The Jinchuriki tried to finish him off, except a giant purple snake swallowed the Uchiha and slithered away.

Gaara brought Naruto to eye level. Red chakra poured into the massive hole, with his blood soaking into the sand.
"Lets ... go bahk..." Naruto coughed out while he tried to sit up, stressing the wound. The redhead forced him down and started dragging the bloody ball and using the started crawling the sand back towards the village. Naruto quivered as lightning pulsed though his muscles, leaving him spasming on the sand.


"Naruto..."

Slowly opening his eyes, Naruto saw the white hospital roof with Tsunade seated beside him.

"Sorry Tsunade. I bit off more than I could chew." Naruto muttered before throwing off the blanket. He wore the black short with his shirt and pants resting on the chair beside him. His torso was covered in bandages with a massive patch of scar tissue with zigzagging scars resembling lightning radiating out of the hole. His crescent necklace was accompanied by the hexagonal green necklace Tsunade wore earlier.

"You're a damned idiot. I had to fix your chest again. Don't worry about Sasuke, we've sent some Hunter-nin to find him. But we're that's not the point. As Hokage, I'm ordering you to have a medical check up." Tsunade ordered as she sat a tray of syringes beside the EKG, Blood pressure monitor, and thermometer.

"I'm good."Naruto tried to scurry out of the room, but his own stiffness and the Hokage's hand stopped his retreat.

"This isn't something I'll just allow you to leave. You're staying here." Tsunade pressed as she laid him down on the bed and connected several electrical leads from the EKG. She also grabbed his right arm, and stuck the syringe needle into his arm and drew back the plunger to fill it with glowing red blood.

"I managed to capture a few of Orochimaru's followers." Naruto informed her as he tapped the seal mark on his arm.

"That great, but I'll want a full report after we're done your examination." the big breasted blonde explained while connecting the pressure gauge and working her way through all the available machinery. Writing the information down, Tsunade turned towards him.

"Average temperature 40°C, BP 140/90, BPM 120, blood type B/0 fluctuating. Now I need to get the measurements of your sexual organ." the doctor explained as she pulled out a measuring tape.
"Uh. I got to find something." Naruto again attempted to run, but Tsunade grabbed the hem of his clothes and stood her beside her.

"Naruto, this is a part of the exam, so you can either do it yourself or I can." Tsunade explained as she crossed her arms under her bust.

"A-alright. I uh, here." the Uzumaki muttered as he pulled down his short and exposed himself. Tsunade grabbed his private and began measuring it.

"14 by 10 cm. Impressive base line, now I need an erect measurement. So either you do it or I can." The hokage suggested as she tapped her board.

"No thanks. I c-can do it myself." Naruto muttered as he turned away from her.

"Oh come now, I'm a doctor. This is strictly professional. Here, this should help." Tsunade explained as her hand started glowing green followed by her poking several points on his back. The effect were immediate with Naruto spinning around and Tsunade grabbing his package.

"22 by 15 cm. Impressive and well above average. Your vitals are above average compared to most Konoha ninja. But it's not far off what an Uzumaki I used to know was. Your blood type is confusing though. It shows both type B and type 0 or O in bloodstream while your plasma is saturated with chakra. Nothing dangerous, but I still need to do a full body scan on you." Naruto halted her hand this time and turned her towards his seal on his arm.

"I wanna ask you more about that Uzumaki you knew but I have one of Orochimaru's lackeys who said she was an Uzumaki. She's stuck in this seal, so I think this should take our main focus." Naruto explained as he grabbed his shorts and awkwardly slid them over his groin.

"Alright, them let her out and we'll take a look at her." the new Hokage ordered while Naruto redressed himself in his slightly burnt pants and bloodstained shirt.

"I sealed the area she was in so I shouldn't do it in a hospital. I think the Hokage Monument's top should be big enough." Naruto explained to her.

"Alright, lets hurry up. How long has she been sealed in there?" Tsunade asked as they walked out of the room and down the hall.

"However long I've been out plus an hour or so."


"Alright Naruto. Release her, if she worked under Orochimaru then I should meet her." Tsunade explained as her and Naruto stood on the mostly barren section area of the monument. Naruto placed his glowing left hand on the mark and in a cloud of smoke, the forest section appeared with a redhead bound by branches. She lacked the horns and darker skin having being replaced with a peach colour.

"H-how nice of you to return s- Naruto and one of the fucking Sannin. It was pretty fucking w-lonely in there." the redhead scowled before Tsunade walked over to her and ripped her out of the tree and held her at her eye level.
"So your the Usumaki huh? Well you have the red hair, so are you going to be troublesome or are you going to just comply?" the Hokage asked while staring down at her.

"I'll comply as long as fu-...Naruto is the fucker I have to deal with." Tayuya explained as she pointed towards Naruto who seemed equally as shocked as the other blonde.

"How much do you know about Orochimaru?" Tsunade questioned her as she sat her on the ground, but kept her hold on her shoulder.

"I know a lot about where some of his bases are and other crap like that." the Uzumaki declared with a smug grin.

"Alright, Naruto will watch you but you have to come in whenever I say for evaluations, medical or psychological." Tsunade explained as she applied more pressure on the smaller redhead's shoulder.
"Alright!Alright! Damn, I'll do that shit. Can I have a drink or something? I was stuck in that seal thing for a while. How long did ya keep me in there? An hour? Two?" Tayuya asked as the Hokage released her shoulder.

"About one day, this genius took a blow to his chest and his heart. Had to hold him together while his body stitched himself together." Tsunade explained as Naruto's jaw dropped.

"I was out for a day? Is Shino, Neji, Hana and her nindogs ok?" Naruto asked her while looking at the hokage.

"Everyone's fine, you took the most damage with Hana walking out with a couple scratches and cuts, and Neji having a slash running down his chest." Tsunade explained as Naruto sighed and fell to his knees with a smile.

"Thank goodness. I really need a break." Naruto muttered mostly to himself as his face slammed into the ground and a snoring sound drifted from him.

"How is this the same guy who caught me earlier?" Tayuya asked before Tsunade threw her and Naruto over her shoulder.


*End*