WARNING:

This chapter is a quite inappropriate so dont say i didnt warn you!


Thanks to everyone who voted, the results have been contabulated and with 5+ votes, the winner is: announced in the context of this chapter. I realize i've said this a lot, but i really don't think this chapter was the funny, (sorry?) But hopefully u enjoy it! it's also not that long, so yeah.. keep REVIEWing though! I love ur Reviews.


Special Messages:

to SheWhoShallNotBeNamed: I cannot message u because i don't know ur account name, so maybe u should message me first, and i can get back to u that way :D

to dumbledore-plays-the-piano and Chloe: you guys should make acounts so i can get back to u :)

to oddaud: who are you? (again)


Let me know what u think of this chapter!


L A D I E S...A N D...G E N T L E M E N

WELCOME BACK TO THE 1 S T...A N N U A L

WIZARDS GET FACEBOOK AWARDS (Part II)


Presented By:

Fred & George Weasley


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Fred: the winner is...

George: *deep breath

Fred: Your mom.

Your Mom: REALLY?

Fred: lol, no I was just kidding

Your Mom: Aww.. :'(

George: the winner is.. about to be annouced

Harry: JUST TELL US THE MUTHERFUCKIN BAMF ALREADYY!

Fred: Fine! The winner is, believe it or not...

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George: Voldemort in: The Death Eaters Are Going Green


Voldemort:oo

Bellatrix: why do you have to o's?

Voldemort: because I have two nostrils.

Bellatrix: I think you used that joke already :p

Voldemort: i'm recycling! The eaters are going green now,

Snape: why?

Voldemort: whats the point of ruling the world if it's all under water?

Snape: oh, good point...


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Harry: what... the... FUCKKKKK! AHHH!~! stupid award!

Ron: I totally deserved this... everyone loves Hermione porn :/

Hermione: s: wtf ron! U have 800 pics of me naked!

Ron: $:

Voldemort: omg...

Bellatrix: My lord! You've won :D

Voldemort: i... i-i did... didnt i? Omfg I CANT BELIEVE THIS :DDD!

Snape: I knew you could do it sir :)

Harry: How DA FUCK does VOLDY win this?

George: well haryy, unlike u... voldy's actually doing some good in this world, he's popularizing recycling :) he is a BAMF

Ron: This is bullshit! I should have won

Neville: stfu ron, me paying Alex was way better than u watching porn

Luna: lol, neville I cant belive u were paying her to be ur girlfriend lmfao

Harry: rofldm

Mr. Weasley: I should have won BECAUSE IM A GINGER!

Molly: honey, I think thats why u didn't win...

Ron: yeah, fred and george are just racist

Fred: excuse me! Im a ginger too if u haven't noticed

Mr. Weasley: exactly! Why would u not choose ur own kind!

Fred: dad.. really? I mean seriously? Are u really gonna try that...

Molly: Thats it! u knoe wat, u guys can sleep in a tent or something from now on, because ur not welcome at the burrow anymore

George: where are we supopsed to go then?

Molly: IDK, but screw u too, u've been trouble since u were babies and you dispatched ur own umbelica cord, while u were STILL INSIDE ME! They had to c -section u out 2 weeks earlier.. no woder u 2 are so stupid, ur brain cells must not have had enough time to develop :/

George: wow :o... we were BAMF's even then!

Fred: if we had known that, we would have given ourselves the BAMF award!

Molly: do whatever u want : u guys have now officially been D I S O W N E D. so dont talk to us anymore!

George: mom! U cant be serious!

Sirius: she isnt serious, i'm sirius!

Lupin: and i'm loopin :)

Wannabee Wizard3: AND IM A WIZARD ! :DDDDDDD

Snape: not this douche bag again -_-

Lucius: Boil him semen snape! :D

Snape: ok :)

Dumbledore: SNAPE! Dont u dare do that again! I'll fire you!

Snape: you know what screw this, I QUIT! Im going to go work for Rumbleroar at pigfarts

Draco: :D take me with u!

Snape: im sorry young one, this is a journey i'll have to take on my own (*looks into distance). It is my calling, and mine alone.

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Snape is now Offline

Molly is now Offline

Draco is now Offline

Harry is now Offline

Dumbledore is now... you know what, fuck it! everyone is now Offline :/

Facebook is sad because no one is now Online

Oliver Wood is now Online

Facebook is now Happy

Oliver Wood is now Offline

Facebook is now Sad... again :(

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(The Next Day)

Harry is now Online

Ron is now Online

Fred is now Online

George is now Online

Dean is now Online

Seamus is now Online

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Fred: hey guys, george and I just wanted to thank u once again for letting us crash at ur dorm for a few days

Dean: dont worry about it.. It was fun having u guys around :)

Seamus: easy for u to say -_- they never played any pranks on u!

Dean: why? What did they do to u?

Harry: lol! U didnt hear? It was hillarious ;)

Seamus: you know how we were all drinking firewhiskey last night right?

Dean: yeah, wat about it?

Seamus: well... fred and george spiked mine

Dean: with what?

Ron: lol, it was a shrinking potion!

Dean: well, seamus... u dont look any smaller to me :/

Seamus: it wasnt any normal shrinking potion...

Ron: it was a penis shrikning potion! Lol

Dean: LMFAO! haha, wow... did u get it fixed?

George: well we dont know how to make an antidote soo...

Harry: LOL!

Seamus: its not funny guys! I wanna have kids someday :/

Ron: I guess ur gonna have to go to Madam Pomfrey lol

Seamus: :(

Harry: rofldm, dont worry seamus, i'll come with u and explain what happened to pomfrey

Seamus: ur a good friend :)

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Harry is now Offline

Seamus is now Offline

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Pomfrey is now Online

Harry is now Online

Seames is now Online

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Pomfrey: you wanted to see me dears?

Harry: yes poppy, we kinda have a problem here

Pomfrey: Well what is it?

Harry: Seamus has a small penis

Pomfrey: well, im afraid thats just wat nature wanted for u semaus, I cant do anything about that :/

Seamus: no! I used to have a really BIG one, but then I umm... 'accidently' drank a penis shrinking potion and it got small :(

Pomfrey: r u sure? Ur not lieing to me?

Seamus: no maa'm

Pomfrey: ok, i'll see what I can do. Take off ur pants and show it to me

Harry: thats what she said ^

Pomfrey: yes, it is wat I said... now remove them mister!

Semaus: *takes off pants

Pomfrey: oh dear, that is small... ok here we go... ERECTO PRIVATALIO!

Seamus: It worked! Its big again

Harry: Theres a spell to make ur DICK BIGGER! omfg, this is the kidn of stuff they should teach us in school! :/

Pomfrey: it's used to make any body part on any living thing bigger. But they dont teach it to u guys yet because its hard to do... only extreamly intelligent people can do it.

Seamus: we should get hermione to do this to us :)

Harry: yeah! :D

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Hermione is now Online (with exreamly large breasts)

Lavender is now Online (with exreamly large breasts)

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Lavender: Madam Pomfrey, we have a problem...

Pomfrey: let me guess... u girls used erecto privatalio on ur breasts?

Hermione: :$ kinda, we were having a slumber party last night, and they dared me to do it.. but I dont know the reverse spelll :/

Pomfrey: very well... i'll show u how to do it... but dont do such reckless stuff again!

Harry: no! I mean.. wow u girls look fudjing S-E-X-Y! Right seamus! :D

Seamus: O: w-o-w... cant I touch them?

Lavender: eew, no! They're not for u!

Harry: then who r they for?

Hermione: no one! We were just being stupid, we didnt mean to keep them!

Harry: really hermione? Because ei think that rack would really spice up ur love life ;)

Hermione: I already have a boyfriend, so I dont need any spicing up...

Pomfrey: if u guy s are done arguing, heres the spell. Deflato Boobilius

Harry: does that spell only work on boobs?

Pomfrey: yes.. why do u ask?

Harry: no reason

Pomfrey: well ok then, I m kinda busy.. so u guys can leave now.

Harry: k bye

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Harry is now Offline

Seamus is now Offline

Pomfrey is now Offline

Lavender is now Ofline

Hermione is now Offline


:/ i know, i know... it kinda sucked :(