WARNING:
This chapter is a quite inappropriate so dont say i didnt warn you!
Thanks to everyone who voted, the results have been contabulated and with 5+ votes, the winner is: announced in the context of this chapter. I realize i've said this a lot, but i really don't think this chapter was the funny, (sorry?) But hopefully u enjoy it! it's also not that long, so yeah.. keep REVIEWing though! I love ur Reviews.
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L A D I E S...A N D...G E N T L E M E N
WELCOME BACK TO THE 1 S T...A N N U A L
WIZARDS GET FACEBOOK AWARDS (Part II)
Presented By:
Fred & George Weasley
(...Continued)
Fred: the winner is...
George: *deep breath
Fred: Your mom.
Your Mom: REALLY?
Fred: lol, no I was just kidding
Your Mom: Aww.. :'(
George: the winner is.. about to be annouced
Harry: JUST TELL US THE MUTHERFUCKIN BAMF ALREADYY!
Fred: Fine! The winner is, believe it or not...
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George: Voldemort in: The Death Eaters Are Going Green
Voldemort:oo
Bellatrix: why do you have to o's?
Voldemort: because I have two nostrils.
Bellatrix: I think you used that joke already :p
Voldemort: i'm recycling! The eaters are going green now,
Snape: why?
Voldemort: whats the point of ruling the world if it's all under water?
Snape: oh, good point...
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Harry: what... the... FUCKKKKK! AHHH!~! stupid award!
Ron: I totally deserved this... everyone loves Hermione porn :/
Hermione: s: wtf ron! U have 800 pics of me naked!
Ron: $:
Voldemort: omg...
Bellatrix: My lord! You've won :D
Voldemort: i... i-i did... didnt i? Omfg I CANT BELIEVE THIS :DDD!
Snape: I knew you could do it sir :)
Harry: How DA FUCK does VOLDY win this?
George: well haryy, unlike u... voldy's actually doing some good in this world, he's popularizing recycling :) he is a BAMF
Ron: This is bullshit! I should have won
Neville: stfu ron, me paying Alex was way better than u watching porn
Luna: lol, neville I cant belive u were paying her to be ur girlfriend lmfao
Harry: rofldm
Mr. Weasley: I should have won BECAUSE IM A GINGER!
Molly: honey, I think thats why u didn't win...
Ron: yeah, fred and george are just racist
Fred: excuse me! Im a ginger too if u haven't noticed
Mr. Weasley: exactly! Why would u not choose ur own kind!
Fred: dad.. really? I mean seriously? Are u really gonna try that...
Molly: Thats it! u knoe wat, u guys can sleep in a tent or something from now on, because ur not welcome at the burrow anymore
George: where are we supopsed to go then?
Molly: IDK, but screw u too, u've been trouble since u were babies and you dispatched ur own umbelica cord, while u were STILL INSIDE ME! They had to c -section u out 2 weeks earlier.. no woder u 2 are so stupid, ur brain cells must not have had enough time to develop :/
George: wow :o... we were BAMF's even then!
Fred: if we had known that, we would have given ourselves the BAMF award!
Molly: do whatever u want : u guys have now officially been D I S O W N E D. so dont talk to us anymore!
George: mom! U cant be serious!
Sirius: she isnt serious, i'm sirius!
Lupin: and i'm loopin :)
Wannabee Wizard3: AND IM A WIZARD ! :DDDDDDD
Snape: not this douche bag again -_-
Lucius: Boil him semen snape! :D
Snape: ok :)
Dumbledore: SNAPE! Dont u dare do that again! I'll fire you!
Snape: you know what screw this, I QUIT! Im going to go work for Rumbleroar at pigfarts
Draco: :D take me with u!
Snape: im sorry young one, this is a journey i'll have to take on my own (*looks into distance). It is my calling, and mine alone.
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Snape is now Offline
Molly is now Offline
Draco is now Offline
Harry is now Offline
Dumbledore is now... you know what, fuck it! everyone is now Offline :/
Facebook is sad because no one is now Online
Oliver Wood is now Online
Facebook is now Happy
Oliver Wood is now Offline
Facebook is now Sad... again :(
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(The Next Day)
Harry is now Online
Ron is now Online
Fred is now Online
George is now Online
Dean is now Online
Seamus is now Online
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Fred: hey guys, george and I just wanted to thank u once again for letting us crash at ur dorm for a few days
Dean: dont worry about it.. It was fun having u guys around :)
Seamus: easy for u to say -_- they never played any pranks on u!
Dean: why? What did they do to u?
Harry: lol! U didnt hear? It was hillarious ;)
Seamus: you know how we were all drinking firewhiskey last night right?
Dean: yeah, wat about it?
Seamus: well... fred and george spiked mine
Dean: with what?
Ron: lol, it was a shrinking potion!
Dean: well, seamus... u dont look any smaller to me :/
Seamus: it wasnt any normal shrinking potion...
Ron: it was a penis shrikning potion! Lol
Dean: LMFAO! haha, wow... did u get it fixed?
George: well we dont know how to make an antidote soo...
Harry: LOL!
Seamus: its not funny guys! I wanna have kids someday :/
Ron: I guess ur gonna have to go to Madam Pomfrey lol
Seamus: :(
Harry: rofldm, dont worry seamus, i'll come with u and explain what happened to pomfrey
Seamus: ur a good friend :)
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Harry is now Offline
Seamus is now Offline
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Pomfrey is now Online
Harry is now Online
Seames is now Online
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Pomfrey: you wanted to see me dears?
Harry: yes poppy, we kinda have a problem here
Pomfrey: Well what is it?
Harry: Seamus has a small penis
Pomfrey: well, im afraid thats just wat nature wanted for u semaus, I cant do anything about that :/
Seamus: no! I used to have a really BIG one, but then I umm... 'accidently' drank a penis shrinking potion and it got small :(
Pomfrey: r u sure? Ur not lieing to me?
Seamus: no maa'm
Pomfrey: ok, i'll see what I can do. Take off ur pants and show it to me
Harry: thats what she said ^
Pomfrey: yes, it is wat I said... now remove them mister!
Semaus: *takes off pants
Pomfrey: oh dear, that is small... ok here we go... ERECTO PRIVATALIO!
Seamus: It worked! Its big again
Harry: Theres a spell to make ur DICK BIGGER! omfg, this is the kidn of stuff they should teach us in school! :/
Pomfrey: it's used to make any body part on any living thing bigger. But they dont teach it to u guys yet because its hard to do... only extreamly intelligent people can do it.
Seamus: we should get hermione to do this to us :)
Harry: yeah! :D
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Hermione is now Online (with exreamly large breasts)
Lavender is now Online (with exreamly large breasts)
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Lavender: Madam Pomfrey, we have a problem...
Pomfrey: let me guess... u girls used erecto privatalio on ur breasts?
Hermione: :$ kinda, we were having a slumber party last night, and they dared me to do it.. but I dont know the reverse spelll :/
Pomfrey: very well... i'll show u how to do it... but dont do such reckless stuff again!
Harry: no! I mean.. wow u girls look fudjing S-E-X-Y! Right seamus! :D
Seamus: O: w-o-w... cant I touch them?
Lavender: eew, no! They're not for u!
Harry: then who r they for?
Hermione: no one! We were just being stupid, we didnt mean to keep them!
Harry: really hermione? Because ei think that rack would really spice up ur love life ;)
Hermione: I already have a boyfriend, so I dont need any spicing up...
Pomfrey: if u guy s are done arguing, heres the spell. Deflato Boobilius
Harry: does that spell only work on boobs?
Pomfrey: yes.. why do u ask?
Harry: no reason
Pomfrey: well ok then, I m kinda busy.. so u guys can leave now.
Harry: k bye
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Harry is now Offline
Seamus is now Offline
Pomfrey is now Offline
Lavender is now Ofline
Hermione is now Offline
:/ i know, i know... it kinda sucked :(
