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Edward Age 5 and Bella Age 9 Months

Today is my birthday! I'm finally five- years-old now! We just got out for Summer vacation. I sure am gonna miss Pre-K. But next year I'll be in Kindergarten, so I'm excited.

Jasper and his sister Rosalie are going to Texas for the Summer. But their Mommy said they'll stop by my house first for the party. Oh yeah! I'm having a birthday party today. Mommy and Daddy said since I was a good boy, that they'll celebrate it. They decided that the theme was gonna be clowns. My friend Alice, who's coming to the party, is afraid of clowns. Hope this goes well.

The first people to show up are Chief Swan, Mrs. Renee, and Bella. Isabella has gotten really big since Christmas. Her brown hair is down to the tops of her ears, and it's long enough to have a little ponytail on top. Mommy says that for being only nine-months-old, she has quite a lot of hair. She's also growing teeth. Just the other day she grabbed my finger and bit on it. It hurt. Mrs. Renee is trying to teach Bella how to walk. But it's just not working out. Isabella can be really stubborn sometimes.

Chief Swan was holding a gigantic present! That must be for me, 'cause if it's not, they gots some explaining to do. Mrs. Renee was holding a squirming Bella.

"There's the birthday boy!" Chief Swan said to me.

"Is that present for me?" I asked. I really wanted to know.

"Yes, sir. But you can't open it until your Mother says you can," He told me. Aw shucks. I wanted to open it now. Chief Swan took my huge present to the table where my other ones were and walked back to where I was standing next to Mrs. Renee, playing with Bella's bare foot that kept swinging back and forth. She had a beautiful smile on her tiny little face. I tickled her foot and she made a silent laugh and leaned her face into Mrs. Renee's chest. I giggled.

Then I heard Mommy and Daddy calling my name. They said it was time for the clown to entertain us. I said bye to Mrs. Renee, Chief Swan, and Isabella, and walked to where there were rows of seats. I saw my friend Alice from behind. She has long shiny black hair and was wearing an orange dress. Jasper was sitting right next to her. My best friend is so cool. He has blond hair, just like his sister Rose. I went and sat next to Jasper.

"Hiya Edward!" Jasper said when I sat down.

"Hey, Jasper. I'm glad you came," I said back. Then a clown came in, and then another, and soon there was about, maybe, completely sure, I don't know, about five clown in the yard doin' cool tricks and stuff. All of a sudden Alice started crying, and I saw Jasper put his arm around her. I think he likes her. Then a clown came up to us and tried to get Alice to be a volunteer for something, when Alice started crying even more. Jasper got out of his seat and kicked the clown in his crotch area.

"Leave her alone you big meanie!" The clown fell to the floor while holding his wee-wee section and it was funny. Everybody started laughing! Jasper sat down and hugged Alice to his chest.

"Come on everybody! It's time for cake!" Daddy yelled. Everybody got up and stated running towards the table, where the cake and presents were. My birthday cake was blue, with red icing on the edges. It said, "Happy Birthday Edward" in yellow on it, or so I was told. I can't read all that well yet. It also had a big number "5" candle that was green. Like I said, I know my colors. They sang happy birthday to me, and then we dug into the cake. After Mommy took enough pictures, Mrs. Renee handed Isabella to her. Mommy then came and sat next to me, with Bella on her lap.

"How's my little man doing?" She said while trying to fix my "bib" that Daddy had put on me. It's not really a bib. It's just a paper towel tucked into my shirt. I hate it! I'm not a baby anymore!

"This is really one of my favoritest birthdays so far!" I told her with my mouth full of cake. And then I saw Bella from the corner of my eye pulling on the table cloth. I was about to tell Mommy when Bella pulled it so hard, that everything came falling to the floor. Even the rest of the cake! Isabella started giggling like crazy while Mommy jumped up in her seat. Mommy set the baby in my lap.

"Oh my gosh, what a mess! You be a good boy and watch Isabella for me, will you?" Mommy said without letting me reply. I would always watch Bella. No matter what. I looked at Bella, and she looked back at me. I had a thought, that maybe I could try and teach her to walk. I stood up, picking Isabella up with me, and walked over to a nearby tree. I got on my knees, and took Bella by the hands.

"Now, Bella, I'm gonna teach you how to walk. It's really easy. You just gotsta take one step at a time. One foot in front of the other." At first she started taking steps, and that was good, but she hasta do it herself. Like when Mommy and Daddy taught Emmett how to ride a bike. They did it with him, but then they had to let go. I stood Bella up and then I walked a couple of feet backwards.

"Come on Isabella! Come on, you can do it," I said while clapping. The baby put her right (or left, I have no clue!) foot in front, and then did the same with her left (or it could have been right). She kept doing that, and I just can't believe it! She was walking! I actually taught Bella to walk!

I heard a gasp behind me, and I saw that Mrs. Renee and Chief Swan were behind me, watching.

"I hope you don't mind. I taught Isabella how to walk!"

"I can see that Edward," Mrs. Renee said, "Thank you."

Chief Swan started crying. "First walking, and next thing you know, she'll be driving!"

For the rest of the party, I stayed there by the tree. Trying to teach Isabella Marie Swan new things.

I think chapter 3 is a little short, but what do you think? Chapter 4 coming soon! In case you wanted to know, the huge present that Charlie and Renee got Edward was a hand made toy box with his initials on it. There will probably be an outtake on that later. In other news, if you haven't seen my other story, All I Never Asked For, you should! You'd really like it. Maybe. HaHa, just see for yourself!