Okay so... I don't have that much to say... Except for the fact that it's SUMMER baby! It's summer here in our country now so I'm very happy about that fact! Especially since I'm sure that I can update my stories continuously from here on out! Oh yeah from now on I'll follow the anime after this... yeah if you've noticed I'm going to change some (or lots) of happenings for Rinoa's sake. PLEASE REVIEW I BEG OF YOU.

DISCLAIMER: Well... do I still have to tell you guys?


Is this kid insane or insane?

Did he just ask me to be his student? A baby offered to teach me? What is happening to the world?

What are his parents teaching him? This is what happens when you watch too much T.V. kids...

"Are you really serious?" I asked with a panicked tone. He nodded.

"of course" He said with seriousness in his voice. I panicked, in a bad way.

Should I call the mental institute? The daycare? Mama-chan! Why is this kid like this! Is he insane?

No... I think he's just playing around, yup that's it. Maybe I should play around then... but I don't really like playing around since there's a possibility I might break a law... But as a police officer I should really be nice to kids since one day I might be teaching them the fundamentals of being a police.

Why is my mind like this? I'm confusing myself.

Anyway calm down, this kid just needs some milk and maybe he would be sane... or maybe I'm insane.. I don't do drugs right? Why am I even asking this! Wait does that mean this baby is something I made from my imagination!

"Hurry up with your answer and I'm not something you made up" I looked at him with a scared face. Dear Police gods... help me!

If I say no... then it would be the end right?

But he looks like he knows a lot.

Maybe I can use this as an advantage.

I went to the corner of the room and released a killer intent for no particular reason. If I become his student maybe I can unlock the secrets of the mafia world and become a legendary police officer for defeating a mafia boss!

I went to reborn with gleaming eyes; he just stared at me.

"So?"

"Okay I'll become your student, but is it for free?" I asked. He jumped on my head and slammed it.

"OW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!"

"Idiot of course it's not... your gonna pay me in the future." This little rascal!

"THEN I TAKE IT BACK!" He slammed it again.

"OW!"

"too late for refunds"

"Damn brat" He hit me AGAIN. It's okay, this thing is just a baby. You musn't kill it, what about your reputation..

"you act like more of a delinquent than a police."

"Ittee What happened" I sighed as I looked at the now awoken Tsuna.

When he woke up, reborn explained to us about the mafia, the dead candidates, the dying will bullet and so forth...

So Tsuna was shot by a dying will bullet huh? No wonder he did a feat that the normal Tsuna can never do.

He smacked me in the head again for the millionth time and for course I had to suppress my killing urge.

"You weren't listening idiot it's important even for you"

"WHY? YOU KNOW I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MAFIA!"

"but you're my student idiot"

"HIEE! Rinoa and I are your students? Is she part of the mafia as well" I punched Tsuna in the head. He screamed in pain.

"BAKA! HE'S ONLY GOING TO TEACH ME but i won't submit to the mafia! I'll arrest the both of you one day!"

Then reborn suddenly shot a gun at me, which almost hit me.

"What did you say?" I glared at him.

"Damn brat"


THE NEXT DAY

When Rinoa and I entered the classroom we were greeted by our male classmates who called me 'hentai' and 'underwear weirdo' and other stuff. I just sighed as Rinoa glared at all of them.

"We heard you were rejected vehemently" Said a classmate. Kyoko blushed out of pure embarrassment.

"BAKA! JUST BECAUSE HE CONFESSED WITH ONLY HIS UNDERWEAR ON DOESNT MEAN HE'S A TOTAL PERVERT! "She shouted as she punched one of our classmates. I sweatdropped. She's more of a delinquent than a police officer.

"AND DON'T RUB SALT ON OTHER PEOPLES WOUNDS!" she added as she threw the said classmate on the other male classmates. I know the pain...

Okay I'll just run away while Rinoa distracts them...

That's a very good plan Tsuna...

Slowly..

SLOWLY...

"Hey you can't escape just yet" My male classmates suddenly carried me.

"Mochida is waiting for you in the dojo"

And with that they kept repeating the word 'dojo' over and over again. Stupid life.

"Mochida-senpai is avenging you for the disrespectful thing he did" Hana said to Kyoko.

"huh?"

"He says I won't forgive the guy who made Kyoko cry!" She added.

"Now don't be so hard on yourself" Added another classmate.

"Guys belong to a guy's world! Let's go watch!" She told Kyoko as she dragged her outside of the classroom.

I just sighed at them and groaned.

Tsuna you are so screwed. I looked at the guy who I accidentally punched. Right now he's unconscious and bleeding. I'm so gonna be so screwed once Hibari finds out about this.

"There you are hentai stalker! God may forgive a piece of shit like you but I won't! I'll smite you" Mochida-senpai said with an angry face.

I gulped and muttered a weak 'no'.

"don't worry it's an easy duel that even an idiot like you can understand."

"You're a novice at kendo so if you get a point from me you win and if you don't I win! The price of it is of course Sasagawa Kyoko."He explained.

"Prize?" Kyoko said angrily.

"What a jerk" added Hana.

I slowly escaped out of the dojo. When I was out I quickly ran back the school building. SAFE!

As I walked down the hallway, I thought of this as another episode of my useless life. I really am a useless person aren't I?

"Well it's alright I can't win anyways" I muttered out loud as I stretched my arms out when suddenly...

Something grabbed me and dragged me to a closet and placed me upside down.

"Ciaossu"

"REBORN! What are you doing here?"

"I'm watching to see if you're acting like a mafia boss. It's a chore but don't worry about it, you and I have a relationship together."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN A RELATIONSHIP? I'M JUST WORTHLESS SO LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"don't misunderstand my relationship with you" He pointed his gun at my temple.

"Is as a hitman and a target"

"WAI—WAIT!"

"die" as he shot it at me.

As I died, I regretted.

I'm... going to die... I'm not parting with the world... what a waste...

If I had the dying will, I probably could've beaten Mochida-senpai.

I'll do it... I'm going to do it...

"I'M GOING TO GET A POINT NO MATTER WHAT!" I shouted as I stood up wearing only my underwear.

"OHHH!" I ran with as much speed as cheetah.

When I arrived I kicked the doors open and screamed "READY! BATTLE!"

Everyone inside the dojo looked at me with pure shock (except for Rinoa surprisingly).

I ran towards Mochida-senpai, ignoring the armor.

"HAHAHAHA! ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD RUN IN NAKED!" He laughed boisterously.

He raised the sword up and shouted.

"DID YOU THINK I WOULD HOLD BACK! EAT THIS YOU PERVERT!"

He swung the sword to my head, I destroyed the sword and did a head butt to his forehead. When he fell I proceeded to jump on him.

I heard my classmate's gossips...

"mount position!"

"what's he going to do?"

"it's a chop"

I continued as I pulled a lot of hair from his head.

"I GOT A HUNDRED POINTS!" I screamed. Mochida-senpai cried in fear.

"that's smart tsuna!" my classmates yelled.

"he never specified what you have to do to get a point!"

"HOW'S THIS?" I asked the referee. He gulped.

"DAMNIT!" I forcefully pulled out all of his hair in a very ungentle way.

I went to the referee to present the hair and he raised the red flag.

"Red wins!"

An awkard silence...

"AMAZING!"

"HE ACTUALLY WON!"

Everyone inside gathered around me and kept giving me compliments.

I did it..? I can even beat senpai if I win.

Unbelievable! I'm the center of attention!

"Tsuna-kun" Oh no Kyoko-chan must be mad about yesterday.

"I'm very sorry for getting scared and running away yesterday. My friends tell me a lot that I don't know when to laugh" She said as she became flustered.

She thinks of it as a joke.

"You are incredible; like you're not some average guy!" I gasped.

Was this all this guys doing? The things that guy says is crazy but if it weren't for him this wouldn't be possible...


"Reborn!" I called the damn brat as I ran towards him. He looked at me with a sly grin.

"So you've realized huh?" I nodded knowing what he meant.

"You're really serious about turning him into a mafia boss huh?" I asked with amusement. He jumped on my head and sat there.

"Of course and I also plan on.."

"Making you his subordinate."

I sighed.

"You do know I won't join the mafia right since I'm going to be a police someday!" I

"We'll see"


"I did it Reborn! I became friends with Kyoko-chan!"

I looked at my messy room and found Reborn sleeping on my bed.

"Oh you're here! Hey Reborn!"

I suddenly tripped on what appears to be a string then a grenade suddenly went towards me then...

BOOM!

"I'll never be in the mafia." I muttered weakly.