I'm so sorry it took me long to update but I have been super busy! And I feel so cluttered with my other story: It all started when ! I am trying to hurry up and finish the next chapter for that one, and yet I am trying really hard to come up with great ideas to make you laugh in this story. And in my story It all started when I have planned out and I just have to write the words and I'm trying to keep everyone interested… but its hard to keep up the image and have everyone satisfied. And somethimes an auther just has to chill on her couch have some chocolate chip cookies, some hot chocolate, and watch TV with her family you know? Well now that I am done with this boring excuse of an A/N its time to get to the story!
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Blue Fairy: Hello I'm the Blue Fairy and we are live from the Under world on 'America's got Freaks!' Lets welcome our judges and guest star, Apollo!
Audience: (cheers and screams)
Apollo: Hi everyone
Blue Fairy: Titania!
Titania: I'm in hell.
Blue Fairy: The boy who cried wolf!
The boy who cried wolf: Hi everyone…
Blue Fairy: And our guest star… HADES!
Hades: Ugh…
Blue Fairy: First up we have a Boy named Flit and his sister Amethyst!
Flint and Amethyst: (Runs on stage) Hey
Apollo: Hi
The boy who cried wolf: Hi guys what will you be doing for us today?
Flit: My sister will be singing and I will be rapping.
Titania: Are you two dead?
Amethyst: Yes we are…
Titania: How did you die?
Amethyst: We were trapped in a burning buliding
Titania: And how old are you two?
Flit: I'm 12
Amethyst: I'm also 12 because we're twins.
Hades: Can you guys sing already?
Flint and Amethyst: Okay… (Music starts playing)
Amethyst: Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Flint: I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can't breathe
But I still fight
While I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right
It's like I'm in flight
High of a love
Drunk from the hate
It's like I'm huffing paint
And I love it the more that I suffer
I sufficate
And right before im about to drown
She resuscitates me
She fucking hates me
And I love it
Wait
Where you going
I'm leaving you
No you ain't
Come back
We're running right back
Here we go again
It's so insane
Cause when it's going good
It's going great
I'm Superman
With the wind at his back
She's Lois Lane
But when it's bad
It's awful
I feel so ashamed
I snap
Who's that dude
I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength
Amethyst: Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Flint: You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you're with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick
Of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em
Never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit 'em
You push
Pull each other's hair
Scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down
Pin 'em
So lost in the moments
When you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it's best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It's a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin' over
But you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane
Amethyst: Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Flint: Now I know we said things
Did things
That we didn't mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper's just as bad
As mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love
You're just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn't you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship
Isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away though
Come inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed
I'll aim my fist
At the dry wall
Next time
There will be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'mma tie her to the bed
And set this house on fire
Amethyst: Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Apollo: I'm just gonna put this out there but Flint you rap as fast not if faster then Emeinem and Amethyst your voice is gorgeous!
Amethyst: Thank you
Flint: (Looks shocked)
Titania: I must say that the song suited you very well and your voices work well together and I thought it was brilliant!
The boy who cried wolf: Wow.. Guy with voices like those… You could make it to the top!
Hades: I say that this was very impressive… yes
Titania: Yes
The boy who cried wolf: Yes
Flint and Amethyst: (Hug ghostly and float offthe stage.)
Blue Fairy: Next up we have… another dead boy Adam…
Adam: (Runs on stage) Hi
Apollo: Hi
Titania: How did you die?
Adam: My skull was bashed in by the Nazi's
Titania: That's sad.. You depress me X
Adam: BUT YOU ASKED ME!
Titania :Hush and go on with your act!
Adam: (Takes a metal bar and sticks it down his throught, Burps up a tiny airplane)
Titania: Hmm.. May I have that airplane?
Adam: Sure…
Titania: Yes
Apollo: No
The boy who cried wolf: No
Hades: Yes
Blue Fairy: It's a tie…
Katie: No it isnt I say no!
Blue Fairy: You arent a qualefied judge.
Katie: Fine then what are you going to do with him?
Blue Fairy: I'm gonna ask him a trivia question!
Adam: Shoot.
Blue Fairy: How many eyes does argus have?
Adam: 275.3
Blue Fairy: How did you know the .3?
Adam: I was the one who made him half blind!
Blue Fairy: OH… Well next up… wow I just noticed on the list we have about two people left… Dead people suck a**
Dead People: (Start screaching at the Blue Fairy and throwing random moldy foods)
Blue Fairy: SACURITY! WHO INVITED THESE DEAD MORNERS!
Gaurds: (Throw a bunch of out of the building)
Blue Fairy: Man now that those losers left on our next contestant is Jannet!
Jannet: (Runs on stage) Hi
Apollo: Hi
Titania: What are you going to do?
Jannet: I'm a cheesy comedian…
Titania: Oh somebody who's actually funny! Go on!
Jannet: So I was talking to my kid one day and she said 'Mom can I have a cell phone?' well I looked at her and I said the chances of you getting a cell phone at this age is the chances of Miley Cyrus not turning in to a Britney Spears/Lady Ga Ga!
Audience and Judges: (Laughs)
Jannet: So when I got home I talked to my husband about it and out of the blue he said we should get her a cell phoen for emegencies! The next day I caved and we got her a cell phone, and the next day I ask to check her text messages and she tells me 'MYSALYDUJOAB!' and I looked at her like she had a mole on her neck ad huge as my uncle Joe's head, and trust me for a tiny man he has a huge head filled with air and fried food.
Audience: (Laughs)
Jannet: So I asked her to explain what that meant and she said 'Mom Your Such A Loser Y Don't U Jump Off A Bridge! I cant believe you didn't know that, get with the program!' Well I guess those words just ended her textng days! And my uncle Joe finally found out that his head being so huge was a stress problem, I wonder why (Wink)
Everyone: (Laughs)
Titania: Hmm I don't like you…
Apollo: I couldn't stop laughing
The boy who cried wolf: You were halarious!
Hades: So the dead man cant dance but the dead woman can laugh I say yes
Apollo: Yes
Titania: Sure…
The boy who cried wolf: Jannet
Jannet: Yes?
The byo who cried wolf: You made it!
Jannet: Oh my gods! (Runs off stage)
Blue Fairy: Next up is Donavan!
Donavan: (Floats on stage) Hi!
Apollo: What will you be doing for us today?
Donavan: Singing…
Titania: We have to many singing acts X
Apollo: Ignore her and just sing…
Donavan: (Music starts)
Lightning strike
Inside, my chest to keep me up at night
Dream of ways
To make you understand my pain
Clouds of sulfur in the air
Bombs are falling everywhere
It's heartbreak warfare
Once you want it to begin,
No one really every wins
In heartbreak warfare
If you want more love,
Why don't you say so?
If you want more love,
Why don't you say so?
Drop his name
Push it in and twist the knife again
Watch my face
As I pretend to feel no pain
Clouds of sulfur in the air
Bombs are falling everywhere
It's heartbreak warfare
Once you want it to begin,
No one really ever wins
In heartbreak warfare.
If you want more love,
why don't you say so?
If you want more love,
why don't you say so?
Just say so ...
How come the only way to know
How high you get me
Is to see how far I fall
God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me
But I can't break through it all
It's a heartbreak ...
I don't care if we don't sleep at all tonight
Let's just fix this whole thing now
I swear to God we're gonna get it right
If you lay your weapon down
Red wine and Ambien, you're talking shit again
It's heartbreak warfare
Good to know it's all a game
Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak warfare
Apollo: You have a wonderful gift
The boy who cried wolf: I enjoyed it
Hades: I liked it to I say yes
Titania: We have to many singing acts so I say no
Apollo: I say yes
The boy who cried wolf: There can never be to much song so I say yes
Donavan: Thank (Runs off stage)
Blue Fairy: Well that's all we have for tonight so I'm the Blue Fairy and join us next time live from Camp Half-Blood on 'America's got Freaks!'
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