I'm so sorry it took me long to update but I have been super busy! And I feel so cluttered with my other story: It all started when ! I am trying to hurry up and finish the next chapter for that one, and yet I am trying really hard to come up with great ideas to make you laugh in this story. And in my story It all started when I have planned out and I just have to write the words and I'm trying to keep everyone interested… but its hard to keep up the image and have everyone satisfied. And somethimes an auther just has to chill on her couch have some chocolate chip cookies, some hot chocolate, and watch TV with her family you know? Well now that I am done with this boring excuse of an A/N its time to get to the story!

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Blue Fairy: Hello I'm the Blue Fairy and we are live from the Under world on 'America's got Freaks!' Lets welcome our judges and guest star, Apollo!

Audience: (cheers and screams)

Apollo: Hi everyone

Blue Fairy: Titania!

Titania: I'm in hell.

Blue Fairy: The boy who cried wolf!

The boy who cried wolf: Hi everyone…

Blue Fairy: And our guest star… HADES!

Hades: Ugh…

Blue Fairy: First up we have a Boy named Flit and his sister Amethyst!

Flint and Amethyst: (Runs on stage) Hey

Apollo: Hi

The boy who cried wolf: Hi guys what will you be doing for us today?

Flit: My sister will be singing and I will be rapping.

Titania: Are you two dead?

Amethyst: Yes we are…

Titania: How did you die?

Amethyst: We were trapped in a burning buliding

Titania: And how old are you two?

Flit: I'm 12

Amethyst: I'm also 12 because we're twins.

Hades: Can you guys sing already?

Flint and Amethyst: Okay… (Music starts playing)

Amethyst: Just gonna stand there

And watch me burn

But that's alright

Because I like

The way it hurts

Just gonna stand there

And hear me cry

But that's alright

Because I love

The way you lie

I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

Flint: I can't tell you what it really is

I can only tell you what it feels like

And right now there's a steel knife

In my windpipe

I can't breathe

But I still fight

While I can fight

As long as the wrong feels right

It's like I'm in flight

High of a love

Drunk from the hate

It's like I'm huffing paint

And I love it the more that I suffer

I sufficate

And right before im about to drown

She resuscitates me

She fucking hates me

And I love it

Wait

Where you going

I'm leaving you

No you ain't

Come back

We're running right back

Here we go again

It's so insane

Cause when it's going good

It's going great

I'm Superman

With the wind at his back

She's Lois Lane

But when it's bad

It's awful

I feel so ashamed

I snap

Who's that dude

I don't even know his name

I laid hands on her

I'll never stoop so low again

I guess I don't know my own strength

Amethyst: Just gonna stand there

And watch me burn

But that's alright

Because I like

The way it hurts

Just gonna stand there

And hear me cry

But that's alright

Because I love

The way you lie

I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

Flint: You ever love somebody so much

You can barely breathe

When you're with them

You meet

And neither one of you

Even know what hit 'em

Got that warm fuzzy feeling

Yeah them chills

Used to get 'em

Now you're getting fucking sick

Of looking at 'em

You swore you've never hit 'em

Never do nothing to hurt 'em

Now you're in each other's face

Spewing venom

And these words

When you spit 'em

You push

Pull each other's hair

Scratch, claw, bit 'em

Throw 'em down

Pin 'em

So lost in the moments

When you're in 'em

It's the rage that took over

It controls you both

So they say it's best

To go your separate ways

Guess that they don't know ya

Cause today

That was yesterday

Yesterday is over

It's a different day

Sound like broken records

Playin' over

But you promised her

Next time you'll show restraint

You don't get another chance

Life is no Nintendo game

But you lied again

Now you get to watch her leave

Out the window

Guess that's why they call it window pane

Amethyst: Just gonna stand there

And watch me burn

But that's alright

Because I like

The way it hurts

Just gonna stand there

And hear me cry

But that's alright

Because I love

The way you lie

I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

Flint: Now I know we said things

Did things

That we didn't mean

And we fall back

Into the same patterns

Same routine

But your temper's just as bad

As mine is

You're the same as me

But when it comes to love

You're just as blinded

Baby please come back

It wasn't you

Baby it was me

Maybe our relationship

Isn't as crazy as it seems

Maybe that's what happens

When a tornado meets a volcano

All I know is

I love you too much

To walk away though

Come inside

Pick up your bags off the sidewalk

Don't you hear sincerity

In my voice when I talk

Told you this is my fault

Look me in the eyeball

Next time I'm pissed

I'll aim my fist

At the dry wall

Next time

There will be no next time

I apologize

Even though I know it's lies

I'm tired of the games

I just want her back

I know I'm a liar

If she ever tries to fucking leave again

I'mma tie her to the bed

And set this house on fire

Amethyst: Just gonna stand there

And watch me burn

But that's alright

Because I like

The way it hurts

Just gonna stand there

And hear me cry

But that's alright

Because I love

The way you lie

I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

Apollo: I'm just gonna put this out there but Flint you rap as fast not if faster then Emeinem and Amethyst your voice is gorgeous!

Amethyst: Thank you

Flint: (Looks shocked)

Titania: I must say that the song suited you very well and your voices work well together and I thought it was brilliant!

The boy who cried wolf: Wow.. Guy with voices like those… You could make it to the top!

Hades: I say that this was very impressive… yes

Titania: Yes

The boy who cried wolf: Yes

Flint and Amethyst: (Hug ghostly and float offthe stage.)

Blue Fairy: Next up we have… another dead boy Adam…

Adam: (Runs on stage) Hi

Apollo: Hi

Titania: How did you die?

Adam: My skull was bashed in by the Nazi's

Titania: That's sad.. You depress me X

Adam: BUT YOU ASKED ME!

Titania :Hush and go on with your act!

Adam: (Takes a metal bar and sticks it down his throught, Burps up a tiny airplane)

Titania: Hmm.. May I have that airplane?

Adam: Sure…

Titania: Yes

Apollo: No

The boy who cried wolf: No

Hades: Yes

Blue Fairy: It's a tie…

Katie: No it isnt I say no!

Blue Fairy: You arent a qualefied judge.

Katie: Fine then what are you going to do with him?

Blue Fairy: I'm gonna ask him a trivia question!

Adam: Shoot.

Blue Fairy: How many eyes does argus have?

Adam: 275.3

Blue Fairy: How did you know the .3?

Adam: I was the one who made him half blind!

Blue Fairy: OH… Well next up… wow I just noticed on the list we have about two people left… Dead people suck a**

Dead People: (Start screaching at the Blue Fairy and throwing random moldy foods)

Blue Fairy: SACURITY! WHO INVITED THESE DEAD MORNERS!

Gaurds: (Throw a bunch of out of the building)

Blue Fairy: Man now that those losers left on our next contestant is Jannet!

Jannet: (Runs on stage) Hi

Apollo: Hi

Titania: What are you going to do?

Jannet: I'm a cheesy comedian…

Titania: Oh somebody who's actually funny! Go on!

Jannet: So I was talking to my kid one day and she said 'Mom can I have a cell phone?' well I looked at her and I said the chances of you getting a cell phone at this age is the chances of Miley Cyrus not turning in to a Britney Spears/Lady Ga Ga!

Audience and Judges: (Laughs)

Jannet: So when I got home I talked to my husband about it and out of the blue he said we should get her a cell phoen for emegencies! The next day I caved and we got her a cell phone, and the next day I ask to check her text messages and she tells me 'MYSALYDUJOAB!' and I looked at her like she had a mole on her neck ad huge as my uncle Joe's head, and trust me for a tiny man he has a huge head filled with air and fried food.

Audience: (Laughs)

Jannet: So I asked her to explain what that meant and she said 'Mom Your Such A Loser Y Don't U Jump Off A Bridge! I cant believe you didn't know that, get with the program!' Well I guess those words just ended her textng days! And my uncle Joe finally found out that his head being so huge was a stress problem, I wonder why (Wink)

Everyone: (Laughs)

Titania: Hmm I don't like you…

Apollo: I couldn't stop laughing

The boy who cried wolf: You were halarious!

Hades: So the dead man cant dance but the dead woman can laugh I say yes

Apollo: Yes

Titania: Sure…

The boy who cried wolf: Jannet

Jannet: Yes?

The byo who cried wolf: You made it!

Jannet: Oh my gods! (Runs off stage)

Blue Fairy: Next up is Donavan!

Donavan: (Floats on stage) Hi!

Apollo: What will you be doing for us today?

Donavan: Singing…

Titania: We have to many singing acts X

Apollo: Ignore her and just sing…

Donavan: (Music starts)

Lightning strike

Inside, my chest to keep me up at night

Dream of ways

To make you understand my pain

Clouds of sulfur in the air

Bombs are falling everywhere

It's heartbreak warfare

Once you want it to begin,

No one really every wins

In heartbreak warfare

If you want more love,

Why don't you say so?

If you want more love,

Why don't you say so?

Drop his name

Push it in and twist the knife again

Watch my face

As I pretend to feel no pain

Clouds of sulfur in the air

Bombs are falling everywhere

It's heartbreak warfare

Once you want it to begin,

No one really ever wins

In heartbreak warfare.

If you want more love,

why don't you say so?

If you want more love,

why don't you say so?

Just say so ...

How come the only way to know

How high you get me

Is to see how far I fall

God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me

But I can't break through it all

It's a heartbreak ...

I don't care if we don't sleep at all tonight

Let's just fix this whole thing now

I swear to God we're gonna get it right

If you lay your weapon down

Red wine and Ambien, you're talking shit again

It's heartbreak warfare

Good to know it's all a game

Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak warfare

Apollo: You have a wonderful gift

The boy who cried wolf: I enjoyed it

Hades: I liked it to I say yes

Titania: We have to many singing acts so I say no

Apollo: I say yes

The boy who cried wolf: There can never be to much song so I say yes

Donavan: Thank (Runs off stage)

Blue Fairy: Well that's all we have for tonight so I'm the Blue Fairy and join us next time live from Camp Half-Blood on 'America's got Freaks!'

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