A/N: In which Mystogan is a cashier at a clothing store and Knightwalker is a customer. Hey, a parallel world with characters from a parallel world! Yay! HAPPY MYSTWALKER WEEK!

Day 3- AU (In which Mystogan works at a clothing store and Knightwalker is a customer)

Erza Knightwalker walked into the local clothing store. The store had recently opened so she thought she'd give the store a try. Why not? Well, first off, the store reeked of perfume. The store was obviously aimed for younger women. So Knightwalker was confused when one of the employees was a guy. Not to mention he had a weird tattoo cutting through his eye. Said employee walked up to Knightwalker.

"Hello welcome to Edolaus, the fanciest fashion store! How may I help you today, young lady?" he said. Knightwalker saw his name tag. He even had a weird name to accompany his tattoo- Mystogan. Knightwalker sighed. The neighborhood she lived in was growing little by little, and all sorts of people were moving into her neighborhood.

"Um, where is the pants section?" Knightwalker asked. She was usually a pretty serious person but all her seriousness was sucked out of her since seeing Mystogan. He was just so weird, not to mention mysterious since his name tag had no last name.

"Over there." Mystogan said, pointing to a rather large area. Like I know where 'over there' is. Knightwalker thought. But she didn't say anything, and found her way through a maze of tightly squeezed clothing racks to the pants section. After parting ways with Mystogan, she felt herself regain her seriousness. Which she needed, since choosing pants was, in her head, a hard thing. Finally, she arrived at three different pants. Looking at the price tags, she realized she could only choose one. Why are all of these so darn expensive?! Knightwalker thought, biting her lip. No choice but to try them on. Like magic, Mystogan somehow appeared out of nowhere.

"The changing rooms are that way." Mystogan said, pointing in the opposite direction. Knightwalker hadn't said anything, but he knew what she needed. She got freaked out a little, since some weird employee just read her mind, but she just walked to the changing rooms. The person handling the changing rooms was a blonde girl dressed in all black and her hair cut short. She was texting, not even paying attention to Knightwalker repeatedly saying 'excuse me'. Finally the girl, who Knightwalker looked at the name tag and read Lucy Ashley, finally paid attention to Knightwalker.

"Hm? Oh. Here's a number thingy. Dressing room number three." Lucy Ashley said, handing her a small tile with the number three on it. "Hey, lady, don't you think boyfriends can be annoying sometimes? My boyfriend Natsu hasn't asked me out on a date in a while. And, like, he FINALLY suggests something, and it's to go to his house and watch some racing competition. Which I normally wouldn't mind but we haven't gone on a date in a while so-" Knightwalker slowly slipped away from Lucy Ashley. Knightwalker was single, always had been, and was not in the mood for hearing some girl rant about her boyfriend. Was it really this hard to just shop for pants? When Knightwalker got into the dressing room, it was very cramped and reeked of perfume. Mystogan floated back in mind. For some reason, the perfume was strongest near him. Weird. Knightwalker closed the door and tried on some pants. Finally, some peace and quiet. Knightwalker thought. But Mystogan just couldn't stop floating into her mind. Speak of the devil, just as Knightwalker was reaching for the second pair of pants (she was pantsless), Mystogan knocked on the door to ask if she needed anything. Like an idiot, Knightwalker forgot to lock her door. So as Mystogan leaned on it, the door flew open and he fell back. Mystogan's head hit the cold hard ground and when he finally opened his eyes…

he had front row seats to looking at Knightwalker's panties. Knightwalker shrieked, and Mystogan nose began to bleed. After all the commotion ended, Lucy Ashley punched Mystogan a few times. Everyone evacuated Knightwalker's dressing room. Knightwalker was embarrassed, obviously, but when she thought about Mystogan…

we could say she thought he was really weird, but Knightwalker seemed to like him anyways.

A/N: Lol. I enjoyed writing this one a lot! And yes, I just can't help myself but writing Nalu! XP Anyways, hope you enjoyed. I'm going out of my way writing today, since life is insanely busy this week. Thanks for reading, and happy day three.