Chapter 3
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Naruko watches team nine train, "why do you all look so tired?"
They ignore her and all the balloons pop, "next step?" Ren asks irritated, we trained all night and we could pop the balloons until now!
Naruko, "now all you have to do is combine what you did during the first and second training sessions to make it." She hands them a new balloon, "now you have to do it without popping this balloon. Like this," the balloon in her hands stands still. "And this is what is happening inside of the balloon," she shows them a Rasengan.
They all start, Isamu's pops, "crrrrude," he growls.
"Nice save," she throws him a new balloon.
Daisuke's pops and blows at Ren, "hey!" she says and purposely makes her pop and it blows at him and he falls.
She throws them new balls, "it was an accident," Daisuke says and they continue their training.
"I think I'm doing it," Ren says. Naruko looks at all over them and there balloons haven't moved.
"Try it without the balloon," they all do and they all have Rasengan in their hands.
"Hell yeah!" Isamu says and Ren smashes her Rasengan into Isamu's chest, Daisuke smiles and does the same. "Oh yeah Teme!" Isamu chases Daisue around with a Rasengan.
Naruko laughs, "Hey come here." They walk to her after Ren tackles Isamu. "Good job, as a reward for mastering Rasengan, I will take you all out to eat, choose a place."
"Dumplings!"
"Barbeque!"
Ren is silent; she doesn't care what they eat this time.
"All you eat is meat," Daisuke says.
"All you eat is dumplings just like you stupid boring dad." Daisuke punches Isamu.
"SHUT UP!" Daisuke's sharingan activates and Isamu runs.
"Fudge, fudge," he repeats as he tries to out run Daisuke without cussing.
"Get back here you little termite!" Daisuke screams as a Rasengan forms in his hand.
"What to go get some tea?" Naruko asks Ren.
"Sure," they leave.
"Ren, Naruko – sensei, please help me!" Isamu sees that they are gone.
"Time to die," Daisuke growls.
"No," Isamu says, "Remember, I am immortal!"
"Then this won't be a problem," Daisuke cuts Isamu's head off and holds it up by his hair. "Now, where should I burry you?" Daisuke ties his body to a tree and leave his head in a box that says, 'open this box and you will die by a severed talking head.' Daisuke leaves.
"Where is he Daisuke?" Naruko asks as he sits with them.
"In a box next to his body in the forest," Daisuke says and orders something.
"Your dad was right, I need to stop leaving you alone," Naruko says and gets up, "I will be right back." Naruko finds the box and reads it, "really Daisuke, are you ok Isamu?"
"Naruko – sensei!" he screams in glee.
She fixes him, "did you insult Itachi again?"
"It isn't my fault he is so boring!"
"Stop insulting him," Naruko says, "next time you do I will leave you here until the next morning."
"Alright," he says and they go to the tea shop.
"Thank you for the food," they say and they all walk home.
"Where have you four been?" Gaara asks.
"Eating at a tea shop," Naruko says.
"Well now that you are done playing around," Gaara hands her the cloak, "it is time for work."
Naruko groans as she puts it on and leaves again, "throw me the hat," Isamu does then she leaves.
She goes into her office and works on paper work, "is that all you do all day?" Pain asks as he walks in.
"Unfortunately yes," Naruko sighs.
"And this is the job you always wanted, to sit in an office doing paper work all day? If you like doing paper work I would have just given you Akatsuki," Pain says smiling and looks over his sister's shoulder.
"I hate paper work," Naruko says, "it is completely pointless!" She makes a few shadow clones and they start doing the paper work. She sits on the coach and Pain sits by her, "this is how I get out of work."
"Why did I never think of that," Pain mutters.
"I am more creative than you are," Naruko says with a big smile on her face.
There is a big explosion and Anbu men come into her office, "Kitkage – Sama!"
Naruko is frowning, "what happened," she looks out the window, "who is attack us?!"
"You wouldn't believe us unless you see it for yourself," she stops him there.
"Then stop wasting time and show me, now!" They all run outside to see Deidara attacking Tobi.
Naruko makes a fist, "what do you want us to do?"
"Tell everyone to go indoors," Naruko throws her hat to Pain, "I will take care of them personally!"
All the Anbu men get everyone indoors and Naruko has nine tails and ears on her now, "hey idiots!" She growls, "what are you doing to my village?!"
They both stop, "it isn't want it looks like hm," Deidara says, "Tobi…"
One of her tails smack the ground next to Deidara, "no excuses, if I ever see you doing this in town again, I will end you."
"Tobi doesn't understand?"
Naruko appears by Tobi and whispers to him, "It means I will kill you."
"Tobi doesn't like that!" Tobi runs to Deidara. Sasori walks by, "your children got loose again Sasori, watch them more carefully next time," Naruko changes back. "Your punishment will be one week of community service at Hidan's church or in the schools."
"School," Tobi screams, "I can teach little children."
"Those brats won't even know what hit them, hm."
"Ok, you two will be teaching them about art, sculpting and painting and on the history of Konoha and the Stone, have fun," she vanishes.
"Are you trying to get killed?" Sasori asks Tobi and Deidara.
"Well it is Tobi's fault for insulting my art, hm!"
"Good job Tobi, here is a cookie," Sasori throws him a cookie and they leave.
Everyone in the village returns to their normal lives again. Naruko sits in her office and reviews the already done paper work, "you put us in school?!"
Naruko looks at Obito and he sounds irritated, "mask," she says, "and yes, it would be a good learning experience for you two, unless you want me to make you students instead of teachers."
Obito slams his mask on the desk, he looks irritated too, and "this isn't a game Naruko!"
"Oh, I know Obito but you broke a rule so I am punishing you," Naruko says and puts the papers down, "you two were fighting in town, speaking of which I still need to punish Hidan, closing his church for a day should work."
"Naruko," Obito says.
"You could have chosen to work with Hidan but you chose school so suck it up!"
"I was in character, I had to choose school!"
"Actually, Tobi could have chosen to work with Hidan because it would be fun to travel outside and learn something new," Daisuke says as he walks in.
"You should knock," Obito says as Daisuke walks beside him.
"So should you uncle," Daisuke counters, "Naruko – sensei, we are having some trouble with Gaara – san again."
"What did you three do this time?"
"Nothing, Isamu thought it would be a good idea to use a Rasengan to sweep the house and broke the floor…. Again," Daisuke says, "Gaara is trying to bury him alive again now."
"When will you three learn to behave," Naruko gets up.
"When ninjas fly like birds," Daisuke says.
Obito grabs Naruko's shoulder, "we aren't done talking."
"What do you want me to do about it Obito, tell me what you want me to do and I will do it?!"
He is silent.
"When you can tell me what you want then we will talk," they leave Obito in the office.
They go inside and Isamu is in the air, "put him down!" Ren screams and is holding a frying pan, but the frying pan has a lot of dents in it and is glowing blue.
"She hit him with a frying pan?"
"Yes, multiple times," Ren hits Gaara in the back of the head then goes flying back to Naruko and Daisuke.
"Hi guys," Ren lands upside down.
Daisuke helps her up, "ok now what?"
Daisuke closes the door, Gaara puts Isamu down and they close the curtains on the windows and they all put seals on all the exits.
"Oh no," Naruko says, "what are you…"
They all smile at her, "you are not allowed to leave this house until tomorrow!"
"You are kidding me; I will leave whenever I want!"
Gaara uses his sand and pushes Naruko into a chair, "not today."
"I am too," team nine stands in front of her, "why are you smiling like that?"
"We are taking over your job for the rest of the day!"
"I already finished work," they are all silent and Naruko smiles, "I win."
They remove all the seal, "well that was a waste of time!" Isamu says.
Pain walks in irritated beyond belief, "what was that about?!"
"What?"
"The way you handled things in town!"
"Well I need to make an example, would you rather I arrest them?!"
Pain is silent.
"I am tired of you people; make up your minds BEFORE you yell at me!" She storms out of the room, slamming the door behind her.
"Naruko – sensei," Ren follows her.
"Ren, don't follow her now!" Isamu runs after her.
"You both are idiots," but Daisuke follows them none the less. Before he closes the door behind him he says, "let her cool down some before you try to talk to her again Pain, O… Tobi annoyed her earlier," he closes the door and leaves.
"Ren, don't use the frying pan!" Isamu says as Ren and Naruko spar.
"Shut up!"
Daisuke watches as Naruko and Ren spar, "how long do you think she can last?"
"Two, three minutes tops," Isamu says.
Two minutes later Ren tags Isamu in and they spar.
"You should stretch before you fight," Ren says and falls on the ground exhausted, "four more minutes."
"Two more," Daisuke says stretching.
Isamu goes flying back, "I thought Hidan's training was hard," he gasps out and his head falls. (He is on the ground and still in one piece)
"Let's go," Daisuke's sharingan is on.
"Two minutes."
"I give him three this time," Ren says, "scratch that, I give him a few more second."
"Why do you say that?" Obito is watching and Naruko stops and looks at him.
"Did you figure out what you want yet?" She catches Daisuke's foot with her fox tail.
"That isn't fair," Daisuke says struggling.
"I just came to watch," Obito sits down.
Naruko let's go of Daisuke, "we are leaving," they all walk away.
Naruko leads them to a cave outside of the village and seals the entrance, "was he still following us?"
"I don't know," Naruko says shrugging, "that was just so no one can get in."
Ren smiles, "I am going to the library," Ren summons a door and walks inside.
"I am coming with you," Isamu follows her in.
"What are you going to do for the next hour?"
"Follow you, or find Kurama again."
"Let's go," they walk into a very large room with grass for the floor and it looks like they just walked outside.
"Hello Kit, Uchiha," Kurama says, "What do I owe the visit?"
"Irritating boys," Naruko says and she lies on top of the very soft and fluffy Kurama.
"I want some more training," Daisuke says.
"Then go to the library like the rest of your team, the only one who can actually use my moves without dying is that Ren girl."
Daisuke sighs, "She is the closes to being a demon? Not the immortal Jashin?"
"Yes, you are second," Kurama says, "you are at a bug's level, the Isamu brat is grass, and Ren is a very weak demon but she is at a demon level."
"I am a bug?!"
"Yes, and Kit is a full-fledged demon, so go and study with your team," Kurama transports Daisuke to the library.
"You know I am not a real full – fledged demon," Naruko says, "yet."
"You will be sooner or later if you keep using my chakra like this."
"I know, but Gaara doesn't," Naruko says, "besides, becoming a real demon sounds cool, the leader of the Jinchūriki Village, a demon that would be a twist."
"The demon, demon container?"
"Exactly," Naruko says smiling.
"I swear one day I will understand you kind," Kurama says.
"Humans?"
"Women," Kurama says and growls a little.
"That is impossible, you will be lucky if you can figure me out."
Kurama sighs heavily and Naruko falls asleep on him.
One hour later
Team nine walks in and they are all wearing something new. Ren is in a black kimono with red lilies on it. Isamu is wearing a pure white kimono, and Daisuke is wearing a dark blue kimono with the Uchiha symbol on the back.
"What happened to you three?"
"Ren," Isamu and Daisuke say together.
She smiles innocently, "they burned my clothes off first."
Kurama sweet drops so does Naruko, "that is disturbing thought."
"Not really," they all say together and that scares Kurama and Naruko more.
"We need to head back," Naruko says, "see ya later Kurama."
They all leave and go back to the village, "where have you four been?!" Pain asks worried about his sister.
"Training," Naruko says, "and don't ask about the cloths." Naruko is also wearing an orange Kimono with the Uzumaki symbol on her back, they all go home.
I hope you liked this chapter : )
Next chapter preveiw: Naruko get's a letter about the Chunnin exams, what will happen next?
