A/N I own nothing Harry Potter owned by JK Rowling and publishers Bloomsbury, Scholastic Press, Allen & Unwin, Raincoast Books and Doctor Who owned by BBC IF I did Ginny would have died in the Chamber and I would have a dalek prop to drive around

A/N 2 Contains bashing of Weasels Dark Meddlesome Plot Twist Dumbledore Helpful Goblins Crazy Robots CRACK FIC!

A/N 3 DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Meanwhile in Diagon Alley

Hagrid was wandering around the alley in a panic.

"If I do not find Potter my master will whore me out to Trelawney again!" Hagrid muttered.

Hagrid fell to the ground, crying.

"No, Mistress Sybil I will be a good boy" he said to himself, having vivid nightmares rocking and sucking his thumb.

Many people walking by pointed and laughed but eventually our favorite family of minions walked by and removed the blubbering idiot and took him back to master.

Meanwhile Somewhere in Gringotts…

"My Lord, I have the pocket watch," said Griphook.

"Good, Skullcrusher take Mr. Potter to the chamber that has stayed locked since he last visited." instructed the metallic voice.

"Follow me Mister Potter," Said Skullcrusher.

He led me to the doors from the low lit section of the chamber.

"Griphook, stay behind we must talk," said the metallic voice to the pink goblin heading for another unseen door in the room.

"Come Mr. Potter we do not need to be involved," said Skullcrusher from the open door way.

I followed him really not knowing where I was going. Then there was a hiss as the door resealed itself. When we were halfway down the corridor Skullcrusher said to me.

"Keep going Mr. Potter, time is short the Dumbledore will detect his deceptions have been detected to soon we are almost there!"

Skullcrusher was leading me through what seemed like the same corridors over and over. The corridors seemed to be leading down till we reach a pair of large stone doors that seem out of place in this technological setting.

"Enter, Mr. Potter I will be waiting outside," said Skullcrusher

I hesitated at the door as if some unknown force was fighting me, entering the chamber. Skullcrusher noticed me struggling.

"Fight it Potter you need to enter the chamber."

I struggled against the urge to run step by step. I made it inside with a mighty thump. The doors closed behind me.

'Now what,' I thought.

Then the same metallic voice from earlier reverberated through the chamber.

"Open the watch."

At first there was a feeling of hesitation to open the watch, then the voice continued to repeat itself till I opened the watch. Then a mist shot toward me entering through my eyes. All I could hear was my own screaming as whitish mist surrounds me.

Back with Griphook…

"My Lord?" asked Griphook.

"Drop the act Commander Griphook all is going according to plan" said the metallic wheezing voice.

"Finally I feel filthy god I hated that but a plan is a plan" sighed Griphook.

"Griphook, I hope Mr. Potter survives. He has a lot of work to do" said the metallic voice

"So do I so do I" muttered Griphook standing there waiting

After what seemed like hours but was only a matter of minutes a mighty thud was heard that vibrated the room then a scream was heard, "DUMBLEDORE!"

"Seems Mr. Potter has his current memories back and magic unblocked now we wait there is more to come," said the metallic voice.

No sooner than the voice spoke a vibration was felt then a dull thrum resonating through everything followed by a sound of running footsteps followed by the doors open in walked a much older and wiser battle hardened Mr. Potter followed by a hurried out of breath Skullcrusher.


A/N 4 WHINING IS NOT TOLERATED You have been WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!