Love in Racing

Chapter 3: Unnerving Secrets Reveal

Now this is the chapter where it becomes a M rated story with it's adult themes and other stuff that I mention in the first chapter, so sit back and relax watch as the story unfolds.

The castle gazed upon Dark Lands, Bowser's great castle mounted on the side of a volcano the sounds of terrorized scream and wails of agony fill the King's castle. Though the only one that was being torture was Bowser jr. Roy held the youngest koopaling's paintbrush just out of reach "Jump! Jump boy! Ohhh so close," Roy laughed manically as he kept pulling the brush out of Junior's reach. "Give it back it is mine! MINE!" Junior cried sitting on the floor in defeat his eyes welled up with tears. Meandering the halls Morton can hear the cries and decides that he want to join in on the fun too. Seeing Roy and Junior he begins to ramble like his usual self. "Hey Roy! How are torturing Junior today? Ohh ohh ohhhhhh! Keep away I love this game! Throw it throwit throwit! I'm open," Roy looks down at Junior seeing the tears he wanted Bowser's favorite son cry. "Here Morton catch!" Throwing the brush Junior scrambles to his feet and Morton holds up his hands to catch the brush but is knocked off balance as Junior tackles Morton. The two begin to brawl and all Roy could do is sigh "You morons I should punch both of you..." Roy's stomach let out a huge growl "but I gotta go!" He growled rushing to the bathroom. Lemmy stuck his head out of the door looking for anyone that was approaching bathroom then Roy came into view "Peeerrfect," Lemmy snickered evily. Pulling a Bob-om from his shell turning the the key on it's back Lemmy shoved it into the toilet. The door swung open "Get out now!" Roy screamed, but before Lemmy could move he was thrown out. Slamming into the wall Lemmy started to snicker thrn he was suddenly cut off as his ball smacked him in the face. "Take your stupid ball too! I will be out shortly to pound your face in!" Roy's threat got Lemmy on his ball rolling quickly he turned the corner to watch his master plan in action from a safe distance of course. Roy jumped on the toilet feeling that he wasn't going to make it he unleash a loud raunchy fart with an expression of relief and dissappointment he muttered "Here I sit broken harted went to shit, but then I farted," Flushing was just reflex for anybody as the water swirled down the bowl it taking the Bob-om with it. Opening the door Roy spies Lemmy peeking around the corner "Come here so I can pound ya!" he yelled. Lemmy was confused he didn't understand why it didn't go off "Why no boom?" Lemmy asked quizzically. Roy snarled lumbering over to Lemmy "What do you mean n-" An explosion rocked the halls and even shooked the castle. After the aftershock the lights went out leaving the castle completely dark.

A servant ran down the halls a torch in hand he stopped in front of a set of double door where King Bowser can be roaring. The servant thought the King was angry though it was his duty to inform the King of what just happened being hesitant the koopa knock on the door. The sound of Bowser's thundering footsteps frighten the small servant "What happen you imbicile!" Bowser roared causing the servant to throw the torch in the air. Catching the torch without any effort Bowser was becoming even more irretated by his servant's prescence that smoke was coming out of his nostrils. The servant gulped deeply "Lemmy was pulling pranks using a Bob-om and it got flushed down the toilet now the basement is flooding and the power is out please don't hurt me," the cowarding koopa shook in fear waiting for Bowsers judgment. "Greeeeaat! Now this has to happen who am I going to get to fix this huh!? Mario HELL NO!" The King was about to rant some more when the servant butted in again "there is another human here in the Dark Lands he has been helping everyone fixing almost everything they throw at him," the servant covered his head awaiting a good smack from from Bowser. Opening one eye he saw the great king pondering. "He is at that shop Nuts and Bolts," he added Bowser eyed his servant "Go and get the flooding to stop I will get this human to come over and fix this mess," with the order given the servant ran as fast as his little legs could carry him. Bowser reached into his shell and pulled out a cell phonedialing the number he waited for and answer.

Kevin was pulling into the garage wiped from the day of work he had there was too much to handle in one day he had to push some of his appointments back till tomorrow. Sliding out of the truck Kevin held on to two sacks one filled with a burger and fries another filled with coins Kevin kicked the door to the shop open shaking his coin sack he smiled "well I made a good bit now I gotta do is restore the Kart and awwwww shit!" Staring at the counter he sees like ten messages on the machine. Reaching for the play button Kevin jumps as the phone springs to life. Surprised that the phone work and there are phones here in the Dark Lands Kevin picks up "Nuts and Bolts ho," " I've called like a hundred times get your ass over NOW!" Kevin pulls the phone away waiting for the shouting to subside. "Okay sir what seems to be the problem? Also where do you live so I can rush right over?" "My basement is flooding and the power has gone out completely. This is King Bowser you FOOL I hope can find the huge castle soon or else!..." Bowser hung up the phone leaving Kevin reeling from the verbal assault. Quickly as he could Kevin grabs some large pipes, wires, and circuit breakers. Rushing off to the castle the lone bag of food was left on the counter.

The tires squealed as Kevin pulled hard on the steering wheel to make it through the sharp turns that led the way to the massive castle. Shifting the gears Kevin was releaved to see the draw bridge was down awaitng his arrival with in moments Kevin was parked outside the large doors to the castle. He jumped from the vehicle snatching a pair of rubber overalls Kevin was rushing towards the door while hopping into the his clothing with a heavy knock on the door thunderous footsteps could be heard getting louder and louder. Kevin jumped to see the doors swing open with such force King Bowser towered over Kevin. With a gracious bow "King Bowser I am Kevin of Nuts and Bolts. Sorry I didn't come sooner I had to grab some materials to get your problem fixed quickly as I can." Bowser was impressed by Kevin's courtious gesture, but before he could say anything "DAD! We're bored!" the koopaling shouted in unison. Bowser turned around to address his children Kevin let out a silent gasp at what was strapped onto Bowser tail. It was a dildo why would such a great king would have one on hs tail was a mystery to Kevin. I can't believe this is Bowser gay?! Wow keep the surprises coming Dark Land my heart hasn't had enough. Kevin thought to himself Bowser was about to turn around he couldn't let Bowser get embarass by his own children no less Kevin only had one choice. Stepping on the tip of Bowser's tail the koopa king turn his head with a snarl ready to rip Kevin a new one when Kevin point his flashlight at Bowser's tail. Horrified by what Kevin showed him the king tucked his tail into his shell and popped it out with the "toy" detached. With Bowser's face flushed of color Kevin saw that he was also blushing at the same time it was kinda funny, but he knew what would happen if he laughed. "Come with me," Bowser said calmly walking off Kevin followed closely behind.

What a day this was turning out for Kevin being sucked down the drain then having a business thrusted upon him now this it was almost too much. "Where are your tools?" Bowser asked breaking an already awkward silence with awkward conversation. "Well I gotta stop the flooding then assest the damage then the fixing commence," Bowser groaned loudly "Don't worry your Majesty it should not take too long if it is simple things I should be done by morning," Bowser smiled at Kevin's formal reference to him blushing lightly. The two stood in front of the basement door Kevin slips on a head mounted flashlight swithing it on he then walks down the into the water Kevin could feel how cold the water through the rubber pants "Why couldn't it be warm water. Secondly what couldn't this happen earlier." Kevin groaned wading through the water he follow the pipes to get to the large valve. :"Oh! Hi there turn off water pipe how do you do," Kevin could feel his weary body going goofy on him. Turning the valve all the water rushing through the pipes began to trickle out and water was only ankle high so the drains must be working to Kevins relief they were slowly the water receeded down the drains and now all he had to do is fix that pesky pipe. It didn't take Kevin long to find the busted pipeit was easy to take off it was going to be replacing it that was the real problem. Heading up the stairs Bowser stood there eagerly waiting for Kevin to give him a report "Well your Highness I turned off the water and found the busted pipe unfortunatly it needs to be replaced. As for the lighting situation that is unknown," Bowser looked at Kevin impressed even more with this human he thought his services could be useful to Kevin "Is there anything I can do to help?" He saked seeing the surprise on Kevin's face made Bowser feel nervous. "actually yes I can't repair the pipe by myself I would love to have your Burliness help," Kevin smiled and Bowser returned the smile blushing a bit it went unnotice due to the lack of light.

Bowser and Kevin were now in the basement the tension was killing the king so he spoke up. "I uuh well this.. What you saw was uuhhhh," Bowser trailed off. "No worries Your Higness what you do to yourself for yourself by yourself isn't my concern plus it doesn't even bother me I am cool with whoever you are." Kevin pointed up to show Bowser where to hold the pipe up at. Kevin climbed onto the King and began to tighten the bolts "Hurry up you're heavy for a small human," "Muscle weighs more than fat my friend," Kevin replied jumping off the their way to the other side of the pipe Bowser asks "you calling me fat!" Kevin didn't say anything as he climbed on top of Boswer again to tighten the bolts "I never said you were fat King Bowser you have a lot more muscles than I do you could take anyone down if you really tried and sometimes if you didn't," jumping back down Kevin walks towards the circuit box. "I can't even beat a fat plummer and his skinny ass brother," Bowser replied. Kevin took a moment to think about what Bowser said it is true he was defeated a lot by the two heroes, but Kevin didn't even care about that. With the circuit box open Kevin nodded "Okay I should have power up in just a moment. Anyways Bowser, in my world you know you are the villian in the games we play. With that being said poeple beat you all the time through Mario, but the fact of defeating you gives them the satisfation of knowing that they too can triumph over evil and overcome any me that makes you my hereo" While Kevin explain this to King Bowser he simply slipped some new breakers in and reached for the large red lever "And Kevin said let there be Light!" pulling the lever down the lights came back on. This frighten Kevin for what he saw was Bowser leaning in kissing Kevin. He didn't know what to do he never been kissed by a giant koopa king before feeling Bowser's tounge slip into his mouth the moment was shattered by Ludwig "King Dad the power is on everywhere except my lab fix it now!" The eldest son shouted from the top step. Slowly breaking away from Kevin he turn and shouted "I will get Kevin to fix it when he can get to it! Now go to bed!" with a large growl Bowser turn to Kevin who was shaking frantically leaning against the koopa king "fooooood!" Kevin moaned.

kevin found himself sitting at the cheif's table in the kitchen while Bowser shuffling thourgh the refrigerator he quickly popped his head out holding a couple of bottles "Beer?" he asked Kevin got up and took a bottle twisting the top off with his bare hands Bowser went back to the fridge gathering ingrediants for sandwhiches. He kissed me! With tounge no less Bowser is gay! Oh god if it wasn't for this beer and food I would be so gone. What made him do it? I shouldn't have said those things, but I didn't think it would cause him to want to make out with me I am not like that. The thoughts rushed through his mind like a whirlwind not even realizing that the spread was already on the table. "I thought you were hungry?" Bowser asked snapping Kevin out of his train of thought. building the sandwiches the two passed condiments around in silent content. While Kevin was chewing on his sandwich Bowser piped up "Hey I am sorry about earlier ya know in the basement I don't know what I was thinking it just kinda happen," Kevin nearly choked swallowing heavily reaching for his beer he guzzled it down. Slamming the bottle on the table "it is okay your highness-" "please call me Bowser," he interupted "Okay Bowser I have been through a lot today nearly starved and exausted that was just kinda sprung on me like a...aaa" Kevin couldn't think of a clever reference it was just the alcohol and exaushtion clouding his judgement. "Well you did a great job Kevin and I know you are tired please stay here tonight I insist I don't think you are in any condition to drive," nodding in agreement Kevin knew it would be best to stay.

Author Note:

I am glad you stuck it out so I could get to this chapter, if you want to know what I ment by giving people statisfaction in triumphing over evil please read Game Informer October's edition. The article is called Reasons why we game. Now that I have gotten this far into the story the plot will be moving along better until next update. Also I want to apologize for the horrindous mistakes made in the first two chapter I didn't really proof read them and well you saw the resulst. Hopefully this is less mistake ridden than the last two. Also I don't any Nintendo based characters if I did I would be sleep easy and writing a lot more than I do now.