A/N for the song italics is Kurt bold is Puck, bold and italics is Puck and Kurt and underlined is all the Warblers

Chapter three

"So what are we doing now?" Noah asked

"Every Friday there is the Warblers social night like Blaine told you earlier, some of the Warblers bring alcohol, which I stay far away from, and we usually just talk and play music. There is occasionally someone that gets up and starts singing randomly, that usually happens to be Blaine because he tends to sing everything when he is drunk, it is not pretty. But the rest of them are still rather boring even when drinking, they usually all stick to one drink each."

Noah laughed and pulled Kurt to sit on his knee.

Wes had already helped himself to some alcohol and dropped down onto the sofa next to Kurt and Puck. He handed them the other two bottles that he had in his hand. Puck took his but Kurt declined.

"Oh come on Kurtie, I have never seen you have even one little drink, let loose a little." Wes said

Puck laughed, "Never let Princess near alcohol"

"Why?" Wes asked

"Because the last time he did he got off his head and threw up all over the school guidance councillor, who just happened to be OCD. Oh, and just before that he was talking some nonsense about bambi. It was hilarious."

Wes was laughing so hard by this point that he had tears running down his face and some of the other Warblers nearby had stopped to listen so they were also laughing.

For the next hour people just sat around talking in groups with some music playing quietly in the background.

"Kuuuuuuuurt" Noah whined "I'm bored, New Directions were so much livelier, honestly they just randomly burst into song. We need to show these Warblers how to part New Directions style."

Kurt agreed and Puck stood up and went over to the ipod that was plugged in, he changed the song.

"Come on Princess we will, show them how to party." He told Kurt loud enough for them all to her him.

The song started and Puck turned it up and started to sing.

There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
This a hickey or a bruise he pointed at his neck as he sang.

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacktop blur
But I'm pretty sure
it ruled
Damn
the rest of the Warblers started joining in. Puck jumped up onto the table and pulled Kurt up to join him, both of them dancing around.
[ Lyrics from: .com/lyrics/k/katy_perry/last_friday_ ]
Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
Then got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
But this Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to tell my boss
Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor
Ripped my favorite party dress
Warrants out for my arrest
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail the rest of the Warblers had by now started to let loose and were all dancing around the table that Puck and Kurt were on.

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacktop blur
But I'm pretty sure
it ruled
Damn

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
Then got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
But this Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again


T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
Then got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
But this Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

Kurt and Puck jumped down from the table and collapsed on a chair as the others all collapse on the floor where they were stood all of them laughing.

"Oh my goodness, that was so fun, we really need to do that at sectionals." Wes said "But please tell me you don't have a thing for dancing on the furniture as well, we have enough of Blaine doing that, we will have no furniture left soon."

Everyone laughed at that except Blaine who scowled and threw a cushion at Wes causing everyone to laugh more.

They sat around for the next ten minutes drinking and catching their breath after dancing around before someone suggested playing truth or dare.

They all sat in a circle and nominated David to ask the question and Wes to do the truth or dare.

He chose dare and had to dance in the middle of the circle whilst wearing a skirt that they got from Kurt's wardrobe. The dares got more embarrassing as the game went on and Kurt was quite happy that he had stuck to truth especially when Adrian dare Blaine to give Wes a lap dance.

Next it was Blaine's turn to choose someone

"Puck. Mr badass himself. Truth or Dare?"

"I have nothing to hide so Truth."

Blaine smiled "Is there anyone that the badass himself is scared of and if so who?"

Puck scowled at him "I hate you." He said before mumbling something that no one else heard

"Sorry Puck, I don't think anyone heard that." Blaine said

"I said the only person that scares me is Kurt's dad."

Many of the Warblers laughed at that

"How scary can a man that produced Kurt actually be?" Asked Tom

"Hey" Kurt cried indignantly

"Trust me, if you ever meet Burt Hummel you will know why. The New Directions call him Papa Bear. The first time I met him he actually had a loaded gun and threatened that if I ever hurt Kurt then it would not just be the bullet in me but the whole gun" Puck said shuddering as he remembered.

Some of the other Warblers looked at Kurt in shock and looked slightly scared. Kurt was laughing too hard to notice that though since he was too busy laughing, he had always though that his dad and Noah got on well, he didn't know that his dad had threatened his boyfriend first. He would definitely have to introduce his dad to some of the Warblers that didn't know him so that he could see their reaction after what Noah had told them, he could wait for the weekend.