The Summer of Nick, Eduard and Gwen (a Dreamiverse/Total Drama crossover fanfic)
Part 3
Third Day (Wednesday, June 3)
(*the chapter begins at night*)
(*we cut to the crew (except Sammy-Seven) sleeping at night, with Jasmine putting Baby Lillian in a soundproof nursery.*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "(*stands on a roof, chalks one off*) Excellent. One more chapter, and we will win teh war against teh othersiders of Canada one of America's neighbors man."*)
(*Anne-Maria (already on the roof): "Mastah Sammy-Seven, there's a one-lettah-word for you: IT'S CANADA, NOT CANADA ONE OF AMERICA'S NEIGHBORS MAN! Just...CANADAAAAA!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven and Anne-Maria having surprised looks while looking down*)
(*Buddy (offscreen): "Sammy-Seven, Anne-Maria! Can you keep it down here? We're tryin' to sleep!"*)
(*cut to Alejandro taking Trick Legkiksky to Mexico*)
(*Alejandro (holding Trick's right hand): "Mistress Trick Legkiksky, this is Mexico, my home country."*)
(*Trick: (*sweetly giggles*) That's nice. What do you have planned for me?"*)
(*Alejandro: "Hmm..."*)
(*we cut to a scene where Alejandro and Trick having a midnight picnic together*)
(*Trick Legkiksky and Alejandro are laying down a red picnic blanket together, looking at the stars*)
(*Trick (to Alejandro) "(*points at star constellation*) What's that?"*)
(*we cut to a scene showing a star constellation*)
(*Alejandro: "That would be...Canis Major."*)
(*Canis Major transforms into dog that scares a cat constellation away*)
(*we are back to the scene*)
(*Alejandro (to Trick): "(*points at what appears to be part of the galaxy*) What's this?"*)
(*we cut to a scene showing said part of the galaxy*)
(*Trick (to Alejandro, through a voiceover): "(*gladly*) That's the milky way."*)
(*cows appear in astronaut suits mooing with cartons of milk, buckets of yogurt and hunks of cheese floating in space*)
(*Cow #1: "Hoooooouston, we have arrived toooooo teh othersiders' world!"*)
Alejandro took Trick Legkiksky to his home. And then he showed her his room. Trick whispered to Alejandro's ear, "Would you leave alone? I've got business to do with Sammy-Seven, privately."; "Whatever you say, Mistress Trick." said Alejandro, as he left his room. "(*puzzled*) I've really got to study the Dreamiverse and its inhabitants when school starts."; She went to his closet...and began to call Sammy-Seven, through a "The Reason You Suck" speech (the kind of used to call out a character for his/her flaws and undoings) on her phone.
(*cut back to scene*)
(*Anna-Maria notices Sammy-Seven's phone ringing and picks it up*)
(*Anne-Maria: "Oh, (*hands Sammy-Seven his phone*) by the way, here's someone of yours who wants to (*angrily*) TALK TO YA." (*calmly*) I'm heading to bed now for my beauty sleep. (*angrily*) SO, GOOD NIGHT! (*ultimately does so*)*)
(*Sammy-Seven: (*holds ear up to his phone*) "Hello?"*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (on-speaker): "Sammy-Seven, my sweetheart? Guess where I'm in, now?"*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "Teh amazon."*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (to Sammy-Seven, on-speaker): "(*angrily*) NO, YOU IDIOT!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Trick, on the phone): "(*calm yet angry*) Heeeey!"*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (to Sammy-Seven, on-speaker): "I'M IN MEXICO! Teh reason I'd rather hook up with Alejandro than be with you is..."*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Trick, on the phone): "(*puzzled*) Why?"*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (to Sammy-Seven, on-speaker) "BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO DUMB FOR EVERY! LAST! THING! YOU! DO! Teh boxer told you a one-liner along the lines of (*impersonates Carl Weathers' voice*) "Time to go to school!" (*switches back to normal voice*) And what did you did?"*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Trick, on the phone): "What?*")
(*Trick Legkisky (to Sammy-Seven, on-speaker): "YOU MISTOOK HIM FOR A ACTUAL SCHOOL STUDENT AND LITERALLY TOOK HIM TO SCHOOL, NOT NOTICING HE'S ALL GROWN UP!"*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Trick, on the phone): "(*snarks*) He needed educating."*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (to Sammy-Seven, on-speaker): "No, HE DIDN'T...HE'S ALREADY SMART! I told you to kick it (which meant press the but-ton) and what did you do?"*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Trick, on the phone): "You kicked it like you told me."*)
(*Trick (to Sammy-Seven, on-speaker): "Yeah, but you LITERALLY KICKED IT. Y'see, the reason I'm in love with Alejandro is because he's smarter than you'll ever be and he's got a variety of talents. Yeah. (*whispers*) Until you decide to change for the better, this is Trick Legkiksky saying (*yells*) GOODNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"*)
Sammy-Seven, who would remain calm as usual when Trick breaks up with him, instead crushes his phone in anger and screamed so loud,
(*we cut to the nursery*)
(*Jasmine (to Hattie, who appeared out of nowhere): "(*whispers*) Good thing baby Lillian's in the soundproof nursery."*)
(*we cut back to the scene*)
that it woke up not only Buddy, Andrew, Sugar (who was in Sammy-Seven's hammerspace-y backpack the whole time, eating various foodstuffs he wasted), Anne-Maria,
(*Anne-Maria: "You up here! WE'RE TRYIN' TO GET SOME SHUT-EYE!"*)
and the rest (save for Jasmine and Baby Lillian, who were in the soundproof nursery), (*cut to scene in Gwen's room, with Gwen herself in her bed, Nickolas (under Gwen's bed) and Eduard (in his makeshift beanbag bed)*), it also woke up Gwen,
(*Gwen: "GAAAAW!"*)
me (with a frightened look and heartbeat), Eduard,
(*Eduard screams, then pants panicky*)
(*cut*)
her brother Ben,
(*Ben: "(*woken up*) What?"*)
and her mother (who put her ears under her pillows),
(*we cut to Bridgette in her room*)
and her friends Bridgette,
(*Bridgette (woken up): "It's night."*)
(*cut to LeShawna in her room*)
LeShawna,
(*LeShawna (with hurt ears): "You annoyin' roostah. I'm trying to get some shut-eye."*)
and
(*we cut to Cody's room*) maybe even Cody.
(*Cody: "(*woken up*) It's night. Why am I hearing noises all of the sudden?"*)
(*we cut to Gwen, Nickolas, Eduard, Ben, Bridgette, LeShawna and Cody in the bathroom*)
(*we cut to Gwen*)
(*Gwen (to a crying Eduard): "(*whispers*) Calm down Eduard, (*consoles him*) it'll be okay. If we want to make sure that no noises ever wake us up; we gotta be quieter. Besides, I've planned a surprise visit for you on Friday."*)
(*Eduard (stops crying, then has a confused look): "Hmm?")
(*static noises*; *Gwen in the anytime confessional*)
(*Gwen: "The reason I've planned a visit to Bridgette's for Eduard? He wants to spend time with someone who has the same love for animals (being a vegetarian and all) as much as possible. But before I leave the anytime confessional, there's only one thing I gotta say...*(*snarks*) So much for catching "Z's.""*)
(*static noises*; *Bridgette in the anytime confessional*)
(*Bridgette (to Eduard, still with a confused look on his face): "Don't worry, little bro. I hope that there's a special surprise for you. Tickles!"*)
(*Bridgette tickles Eduard, who giggles excitedly*)
(*static noises*; *LeShawna and Ben in the anytime confessional*)
(*Ben (to LeShawna): "Why is big sis Gwen befriending a autistic person?"*)
(*LeShawna (to Ben): "It would appear that he might wanna play with you, man."*)
(*static noises*; *Cody in the anytime confessional*)
(*Cody: "Why Nick and this oval-headed person named Eduard somehow wound up in our state of Totaldrama? I guess we'll get our answer when the next chapter comes."*)
(*static noises*)
(*back to scene with Buddy with a mad expression looking up to Sammy-Seven*)
(*Buddy: "You and your annoying screaming have got to SHUT UP!"*; (*throws shoe at Sammy-Seven*))
(*Sammy-Seven (hit by the shoe): (*flatly*) Ow."*; *falls into the lake*)
As we cut to the scene where human/viking hybrid Zooca and alien prince-turned-rocker Phil are somehow stranded...on Duncan's home-street, at eleven a.m. in the morning, the latter asked "Uh, Phil, before we investigate what's goin' on this peculiar street," to the former, who said "I dunno. What?" to the latter who said "WHY WE'RE IN A STATE ALMOST POPULATED ENTIRELY BY TOTAL DRAMA CHARACTERS?! (*noise echoes*)"; Duncan walked by, but before he did so, he turned his head to Zooca, congratulated him for the loudest yell by saying "Du-u-u-ude. I've never heard such a yell before I met you. Congrats, alien bro. One downside though...(*whispers to Zooca's ear*) Should we do something about the "breaking the fourth wall" thing?")
(*static noises*; *Zooca and Phil in the anytime confessional*)
(*Zooca: "I gotta say, Dunc seems pretty nice, BUT IS HE AND I GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CALLIN' ME A "ALIEN?!""*)
(*Phil (to Zooca): "(*whispers in his ear*) You shouldn't yell out like that, man."*)
(*Zooca (to Phil): "(*turns head to him*) I know, but I can't be called a "alien."*)
(*static noises*)
Two hours later, Zooca and Phil were invited to play in Duncan's band, through invitations saying:
"Dear Zooca and Phil,
I know that, according to Rob and Craig, you'd make great additions to my band. You Zooca, are good at drumming. I heard that our drummer got his wrist hurt due to a incident with a Badbot, so we'll hire you as the drummer. Phil, you strum a mad guitar solo, so you're accepted, no matter what species you are. And one more member might be nice. (Hint: he's a shark.) We play at seven, at the university auditorium.
Love,
Duncan."
"That reminds of somebody I know from the waters of Sweden." said Phil the rocker alien. "(*excitedly*) Let's go find the Polka Shark!"; "You bet, pal!" excitedly said Zooca. "(*aside glance*) You can cut to the scene now."
(*Narrator: "Oh, right."*)
(*cut to the scene where Zooca and Phil are on a boat*)
Zooca and Phil were searching high and low for the Polka Shark.; "Um...Mr. Polka Shark? Where are yooooooooooooooooooou?" said Phil the alien, when suddenly, something can out of the water. Zooca gasped horrified. The two screamed at the sight of the thing...until it (actually, a he, to be exact) reassured them, in a Barry White-esque voice, "Don't worry. I'm here."; "Oh. It's you." said Zooca to the shark, who said "Anyway, what's your name?" to Zooca himself, who calmly said "Zooca." and Phil, who said, "Phil."; "Zooca? Phil?" Dose sound like mighty fine names to mean, I'm Odie, but my friends call me..."Polka Shark.""; "Um, sure, that's your name." said Zooca. "Besides, we gonna play music with Duncan at seven. You wanna come?"; "I'm don't know much about that Duncan guy, but, what the heck? Let's go!" said the Polka Shark as he gave them a ride.; Meanwhile, it was night, as it was six; I was dressed in a nice suit and Gwen let her hair down and was in a nice dark blue dress too.; Harold is dressed in a blue suit and LeShawna is in a dress, too; so are Courtney...and even Duncan (who is still keeping the mohawk of his) is in a suit.; "You made it here in time." said Duncan to Zooca, much to Courtney's shock. Courtney said "Why is a viking going up the set to play for your band? And why are a alien and a shark on stage?" to Duncan, who said "Listen, toots. They're goin' to play in my band and I'm the lead singer.";
(*static noises*, *Gwen in the anytime confessional*)
(*Gwen: "(*flatly*) We're doomed.")
(*static noises*)
The clock noticed that it's seven.; As Duncan was trying to play the song at the school auditorium by saying "Alright. ARE YA READY? (*audience: (*yells*) "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"*) I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOU! (*audience: (*yells*) "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"*) OKAY! ONE! TWO! DREE! FOUR!"; But the music was mysteriously started by a raptor named Ray who said "LET THE ANIMITAN MUSIC MIX-UP BEGIN!" and started playing the saxophone, Zooca playing on the drums and bongos, Rupert playing the banjo, Courtney playing the violin, DJ in his ribbon-dancing tights, playing the kazoo and the Polka Shark, who's playing the polka the whole time; "What? Why is everyone playing a different instrument and mixing them up together?" said Duncan to Zooca, who said "Didn't you read? It's the Animitan Music Mix-Up at Wawanawka University, where everyone gets to play instruments from around the world and old and new together or in a seperate band."; Gwen said "Hey, it ain't perfect, but at least it could make for a good music project. Looks like we're not doomed after all." to Duncan, who has his moments as a jerk with a heart of gold (a bully with a soft center inside), "Ya know. You're right." And everyone jammed together.
(*we cut to black for a minute*)
(*Buddy (to Sammy-Seven, off-screen): "Why are waiting until next chapter?"*)
(*we cut to a scene where the sound of castle thunder abounds and Sammy-Seven's left hand uncontrollably grabs and then holds a flag pole with the American flag on it (stars and all)*)
(*Sammy-Seven (mostly off-screen (save for his left hand); to Buddy): "Tis, Buddy, is for the good of our country. Until next chapter, I will be waiting for you...Canadians one of America's neighbors men."*)
(*we cut to black for real*)
Zooca: 2008-present Ryan91Studio.
Phil (from Aliens of the Rock), Ray the Raptor (from BoneHeads) and the Polka Shark: CK.
Wawanawka University: Various DeviantARTists.
Total Drama characters: 2007-hiatus Fresh TV and Neptoon Studios.
The Imagination of Nick, Eduard and Buddy characters and Dreamiverse concept: 2016-present Club Dreamiverse.
