Acme love in perfecto V2
chapter 3
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The boys just narrowly survived the school and were headed to their assigned exchange student homes. The boys were sprinting through the halls before stopping at a water fountain.
'Good thing we escaped them...but now we're in separate classes for this half...good luck'. Furrball signed.
"Relax, all we gotta do is dig out a tunnel with these and we're home free." spoke Plucky holding up some spoons.
"Okay, go to juvie Plucky, we'll grow up to be law abiding citizens and you'll be spending eternity in the stony lonesome while Shirley marries a duck much better looking and richer than you."
"Trust me guys, I..." Then a hall monitor stole Plucky's spoons.
"Just what do you think you're doing?"
"Uh...just heading to my next period." he spoke nervously while looking up at the bulldog.
They all walked away slowly before the bulldog shouted.
"Walk faster!"
They walked faster.
"Faster!"
They picked up thier pace and went to their individual classes. Plucky found himself in Geography Class, Furrball was in Film Class and Buster was in Spanish Class. But...when they got to their classrooms, someone was waiting for them.
"Hello."
Their seats were coincidentally in front of the girls' seats.
'Oh no!' They all unfortunately sat down.
That's when Margot put her hands on Plucky's shoulders. "Let's count how many punches before the teacher comes."
Binky picked up Buster by the ears. "Why don't we see how tiny I can stretch you."
Bimbette put her arms on Furrball's waist.
"Tickles!"
He jumped and let out giggles while squirming.
"15, 16, 17."
"6 feet? One more and I'll make you tall, dark, and handsome. Minus the dark and handsome."
"Can't we play tick tack toe?" squeaked Plucky in a daze from the punches.
"Sure. Tic! Tack! Toe!" she spoke with three more punches. "I think I liked my game more."
"You must be a living taffy machine to stretch me so far." Said Buster.
"Taffy? Aren't ya sweet?" She said, stretching him further.
"Coochy coochy coo, you like that cutie?"
The girls all had their fun before the teacher opened the door.
"Alright class, sit down."
They all settled down and listened to the teachers as they lectured.
"Pick a partner class, because today is group project day." They announced.
"You may do a project about the teamwork of any culture in the world." Said the Geography teacher.
"You may do any film genre, and I mean any with your partner." Said the Film Teacher.
"You and your partner will do a comedy routine, make as many good Spanish puns as you can." Saod the Spanish teacher.
The boys gulped hearing that while the girls slowly grinned.
"Let's be partners." they all said with a hint of threat.
They shivered and slowly nodded.
"You all have 5 weeks. Good luck."
The girls all giggled as the boys quivered in fear for the rest of the period. After 4th period ended, it was time for 5th period, where this time, they switched dance partners so to speak.
'I have no beef with this duck.' Thought Binky.
'Better not hurt the cat, don't want Bimbette to become an enemy.' Thought Margot.
'I bet Buster can tell me all sorts of stuff about what Furball likes.' Thought Bimbette.
They all settled down and listened to the teachers as they lectured.
"Who can tell me where Bethlehem is and who their most famous person is?" Asked the Geography Teacher.
Plucky raised his hand.
"Yes transfer student?"
"Isreal?"
"Correct, now who's the most famous person there?"
He was about to answer, but then Margot thrusted a pin onto his butt!
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"Correct."
He winced and rubbed his behind while Margot snickered to herself.
"Transfer student, can you tell me the entire Spanish alphabet?" The Spanish teacher asked Buster.
'Here goes nothing Buster.'
"Choke." Chanted Binky.
"A, be, ce, e...uh..."
"You forgot de before e."
"Doh!"
That's when Binky started laughing.
"Binky, this maybe a student from our rival school, but he is a student 1st and an enemy 2nd. So for disrupting his focus, a warning. Do it again and you get a referrel to the principle's office. Sorry Buster, I'll give you a 2nd chance tomorrow."
"Thanks teach."
"So who has the balls to talk about their favorite guilty pleasure movie? If you want me to start off, I'll tell you mine. Franken-Hooker, I'd go wild with that girl all night, WOOOOO!" Said the Film Teacher.
'Are they really allowed to say that kinda stuff here?' Signed Furball.
"Oh yeah, we can totally trust this teacher to not talk about the savage pervertedness us students have. Just look at every last sad face, we're only bullying you Acme Loon students because we're jealous of your freedom."
'Our freedom?'
"Yeah, your freedom to be who you want and not what some rich adults are forcing us to be."
'You don't really wanna be a famous cartoon?'
"Actually, I'm forced into the damsel in distress course by my parents. But I don't want that, I wanna be the sexy main character with a shorty for a love interest." she winked while blushing as her tail moved over and rubbed under his chin.
'Uh...what would this sh-short love interest be like?' He asked while a student talked about why they loved Lady in the Water.
"Short, sweet, and silent." she whispered while his face resembled a tomato. "Kinda like Betty Boop, before all those indecency rules and being forced to replace her dog boyfriend with some human guy."
'Uh oh.' Thought Furrball as she started picking him up and placing him on her lap.
"I think you'll like this seat more then just some desk."
'Whoa...' Thought Furrball.
Plucky was taking notes while trying to ignore Margot's spitwads on the back of his head. 'You'd think she'd be the 'grossed out by everything' type.' That's when Plucky turned around and took a spitwad into his hand. "Thanks."
"For what?"
"The indirect kiss." He was about to put it in his mouth, but then...
She slapped him and made him spin with her cheeks turning lightly red.
Binky couldn't touch Buster after that warning. So let's take a look into her head. We see Buster and the Spanish teacher strapped to a rocket, bound for Mars. The rocket lands on Mars and Marvin quickly vaporizes Buster and the Spanish Teacher. She chuckled while Buster himself tried translating the text on the board.
"You're so filthy, do you even bathe?"
'Uh...my parents didn't pay the waterbill?' He lied, and Bimbette could see through it.
"You're bad at lying."
'Okay fine, I'm an orphan roaming the streets.' he revealed while she gasped.
She then hugged him. "You poor, poor creature. I hope you enjoy a warm home cooked meal in whatever exchange student home you end up in."
'Same.' he thought blushing brighter.
"And here's a little kiss hoping it's my house." She puckered her lips, lowered her head, was about to press against his forehead, but then was blocked as the bell rang.
'Oh thank god.' He thought before running.
"Call me?" Bimbette said before Furrball was out the door.
In the hall the boys ran out and crashed into each other.
"Hey guys, how was your classes?" Asked Buster. "The teacher defended me."
'Bimbette invaded too much of my personal space.'
"Margot spat on me, but I countered her."
"Let's get to the next class before they catch up."
They all unfortunately ended up in separate classes, but with different girls this time. Plucky with Binky, Buster with Bimbette, and Furrball with Margot.
Plucky entered Photography class, seeing the only seat left was next to Binky.
'Plucky? I have no beef with him...should I leave him alone?' she wondered as he sat beside her. 'Margot might get mad if I try something.'
Buster entered Home Economics, seeing the only seat left was next to Bimbette.
'Ooh, it's one of Furball's friends, maybe I can ask him about what Furball likes.' she thought while he sat down and he kept on his toes.
Furrball found himself sitting next to Margot in Wood Shop.
'Better not attack the cat.' Thought Margot. 'Don't want Bimbette to kill me.'
'Better make sure she doesn't have plans to make weapons.' Thought Furrball while the teachers came in.
"Alright kids, ready for a history video on the evolution of cameras? I'm just a substitute teacher." Said the substitute.
They nodded before he started the projector. As the movie played, Plucky couldn't help but stare at Binky.
'Wow, Buster has a real hot bully...if they weren't trying to kill us, they'd be trying to kiss us.'
'I wonder if Margot and Plucky actually could hit it off? I didn't like Danford with her anyways.'
'I don't get why Bimbette wants a cat when we've got Johnny here.' Thought Margot as she looked at Furrball build a birdhouse and painting 'definitely not a trap so I can finally get something to eat.' 'Hmm...I guess he's cute, but I don't get it.'
Plucky himself tried not to sleep seeing some of the old cameras and yawned while tempted to pull out his sleep mask.
"So have you noticed Margot has been giving that green duck more attention than her boyfriend?" Whispered a student.
"Yeah, sure she's bullying him, but it's more attention than she gives to Danford normally."
"Wanna bet she's gonna dump him for the new guy?"
"You're on."
'What are they talking about?' Thought Binky and Plucky.
Meanwhile Buster and Bimbette were making stew.
"So...anything you would like to tell me about Furrball?"
"Uh...why?"
"Come-on, I'm not trying to hurt the poor kitty."
He raised an eyebrow. "Uh huh, suuuure."
"Do I look like Margot or Binky?"
"Nah, but how can I be so sure you're not gonna hurt Furball?"
"I know about him being a homeless orphan walking the streets."
His eyes widened while she added some pepper to the stew. 'Uh oh.'
"Don't worry, I know how to neutralize it. You gotta tell me some things about Furrball so I can."
"Okay, okay, fine. You wanna know what he likes, I'll tell you." he relented. "Fish, chasing Sweetie Bird, fish, acing tests, uh..."
]"What kind of girls is he into?"
"Definently girls as sexy as you, but...he's been on his guard."
"What can I do to make me his friend?" She demanded, ready to fix Buster's mistake.
"Ask him?"
"Ask him?"
"Yeah, be direct, and assure him that he's safe."
"I'll do it thanks..." she said. "Now wanna know how to get Binky to be your girlfriend?"
"What?"
That's when the bell rang.
"Nevermind, tell you later."
"Rats...that could've helped us." Said Buster as all 3 girls and all 3 boys were in the same 6th period class.
Gym class.
'Great to see you guys again.' Signed Furball.
"I know, last period I heard students talking about me and Margot in a romantic way."
"That's nothing." Said Buster. "Bimbette told me she can hook me up with Binky."
'Can we just focus on a class without them?' sighed Furrball.
That's when the girls exited the locker room in shirts that showed off thier cleavage and shorts that showed off thier big asses.
"Spoke too soon cat boy." ]spoke Plucky who stared at Margot's form. 'Wow! Wish Shirley wore something like that!'
"Ugh, we're sharing another class with them?" Gagged Binky.
"Hey, we could use 'em as shields during dodgeball." Suggested Margot.
"Ooh, good idea, but it won't be as fun if the other team doesn't throw hard enough."
"Let's be serious, we never win against that other class."
Buster's rabbit ears overheard what Bimbette said. And the 3 of them huddled together. "So they never beat the opposing team eh? I bet they'll respect us if we win for this class "
"Or just get more mad." deadpanned Plucky.
"Well, there is the other option Margot suggested. Being thier meat shields. Just imagine, us getting pulverized hard by red rubber balls. Also the students here hate our guts, so they'll make thier throws extra harsh."
'I'll take running around.' signed Furrball.
His friends didn't need to agree, they just nodded.
The gym teacher came out who was a hippo blew the whistle.
"Flavio Hippo?" Gasped Plucky.
"Hello Children, better get ready because we are going to take on the class we always lose to in a game of Dodgeball." Groaned Flavio.
That's when the other class entered. And of course, thier coach was...
"Marita Hippo?" Gasped Buster.
Flavio groaned even louder when his wife stood next to him.
"Why so steamed? The Dodgeball championship trophies still end up in our home."
"On your side of the trophy case."
"You'll feel like a winner later tonight." She assured her husband.
That's when Rhubella Rat, Bernice Bovine, and four swans came out in the same attire with smirks. "Sheesh, and when your chances of losing increase, you get the transfer students." Rhubella mocked, making the other girls laugh.
"Uh, isn't she your friend?" Buster asked Margot.
"Frenemy."
"Frenemy?"
"I can't believe I'm admitting this to you but...there's mostly fake friendships in this school and she's one of them." she sighed while rolling her eyes. "It's win or lose, nothing in between, consider it like living in the wild."
"And in the wild, some predators don't work alone." Said Bimbette.
"Come-on Margot, let's make a truce for now." Said Plucky.
"I guess we should, I hate losing to these girls." Said Binky. "But what do you think Margot?"
"I'd sooner guzzle a glass of lemons."
"What's going on? Giving up already? I always knew cartoon ducks sucked." Rhubella taunted.
That got Margot and Plucky's blood boiling.
"She's like that poor little loon, all talk and no talent." mocked one swan with the others laughing.
"Oh, it is on now! You boys better pull your weight and not make me regret this truce!" growled Margot with steam coming out from her ears.
"Trust us, you won't." Said Buster.
Flavio and Marita blew thier whistles and everyone scrambled to grab a ball! Rhubella's got 3 and Margot's group got the same amount. Bernice started off by throwing a ball at Furrball, but Bimbette deflected it with her ball!
"Try again, and while you're at you can try to burn some of that extra fat off."
Bernice was then hit by Buster!
"Bernice Bovine! You're out!" Shouted Marita.
Binky and Margot saw an opening! Margot and Binky threw theirs at Rhubella, she dodged one while a goose blocked the other with her ball!
"You were close, not!"
Plucky gulped while seeing the other three swans chuck their balls together at him. "Mother."
Margot ran and shielded Plucky!
"Margot Mallard! You're out!" Shouted Flavio.
"You saved me?"
"We're sharing the same enemy right now...I need you guys to win." she begrudgingly admitted while walking to the side.
]"The rumors are true, you are giving him for attention than your boyfriend!" That's when Rhubella threw a ball at the already out Margot! "Sick!"
"Hey! She's already out! You why did you do that?" Shouted Plucky.
"Because it's funny when I attack someone below me." Said Rhubella
Plucky's fists were beginning to tighten before he saw another ball coming for Margot and caught the ball!
"Chantelle, you're out!"
"Aw come on!"
"Th-thank you."
"Let's call it even. You save me, I save you."
They shook hands before Rhubella got Plucky in the head.
"Plucky! You're out."
"Well, guess I'll be watching the action with you." he remarked moving over to Margot who rolled her eyes.
Furrball kept up on drawing thier fire while Bimbette deflected shots.
Buster and Binky saw an opening and attacked another swan!
"I'll go high, you go low."
"As a short person, I take offence to that!"
"No-one cares random student!"
'Stupid rabbits.'
The goose was focused on catching Binky's ball, but was blindsided by the ball that Buster threw! "Gah!"
"Bullseye! Or should I say, swanseye!"
"Giselle! You're out!"
'Why am I having fun with him?' Thought Binky.
"Pay attention!" Said Buster as he tackled her to get out of the way from a flurry of 3 balls!
"Hey! Don't go tackling me down like that!"
'That looks hot.' Thought Plucky.
"Quit staring perv." Margot said, snapping him out of his thoughts. "We're supposed to be cheering them on."
"This is getting annoying! Rush Bimbette, she can't block all our shots at once!" Said Rhubella, taking her cigarette out of her mouth!
The others obliged with said skunk starting to get a little tired. Three balls, along with a used cigarette were flying towards Bimbette! She was panting, unable to dodge and block, that's when the balls hit her! And she fell on her back!
"Bimbette! You're out!"
"Furrball, you gotta be the one to take Rhubella out." She said, handing Furball her ball.
He looked at the rat and swans and gulped seeing them smirk arrogantly. 'Uh oh.'
Buster saw how much of an Underdog Furrball was feeling and decided to help him along! He then used his cartoonish antics to throw an exploding dodgeball at the 2 swans!
"Buster! Penalty for using cartoon powers! Since you took out 2 opponents, it's only fair you take someone else with you to the bench.
"Alright, come-on Binky!" He said, pulling her by her hand. He looked at Furrball and winked.
"What are you doing?" hissed Binky with a frown. "You literally just gave them the win!"
"I can assure you this cat will eat this rat!"
Rhubella saw 4 balls on her side! She grabbed 2 and threw them both! Furrball dodged and then deflected, but then she grabbed the other 2 and threw them too! Furrball avoided them as well!
"You got this Furrball!" Bimbette cheered.
"Go-on, let me catch that ball and then you can go cry to your thot girlfriend."
'S-She's not my girlfriend!'
"Ah, well I guess she's just a whore then! I betcha she lied about being like Betty Boop, I betcha she's actually planning on being a porn movie slut!"
Furrball was feeling something angry.
"Why should you care? You don't want any of her sugar, no matter how much she gives you. You and I know very well she's gonna cheat on you if you ever started dating."
"Don't listen to him Furrball!"
Everything Rhubella was saying was making his tail and fur stand up.
"So just stand there and take this like a man." A ball rolled into Rhubella's side! She grabbed it, and then threw it! But that's when Furball hissed! Catching the ball, but he wasn't done yet, he spun around and then throwing it back with more speed and momentum! Her eyes widened before it went crashing into her face. She jumped back and fell on her back. "I'm...calling...Rod..." Then her cellphone got smashed by another ball! She let the unconsciousness take her as they cheered for Furrball.
"Rhubella is out! That means...you...won Flavio..." Said Marita in surprise.
"Yes! Oh thank you tiny cat!"
"You idiots did it!" Said Margot when in the heat of the moment, hugged Plucky.
"You broke thier streak! Finally!" Shouted Binky who also hugged Buster!
They blinked and were stunned before the girls realized what they were doing and pushed the guys away.
"Uh...well...thanks...the truce is over, and expect us to slug you tomorrow." Then Margot and Binky started walking. "Bimbette, come-on..." They turned and saw Bimbette cuddling Furball.
"You were so sweet, defending me with that throw. You looked so manly and brave...how's about I give you a little reward for that?"
He blushed before feeling her kiss his cheek making his jaw drop and steam come out of his ears. Furrball melted from how hot it was and was now on the floor.
"Bye Furrball, the next time I see you, you'll kiss me." She then ran off with her friends.
"Well, that's that for this crazy day at school...what will our exchange student homes be like?" Said Buster, worried.
Meanwhile...
"Well boys, that's it for our 1st day at school." Said Roderick Rat. "Now we gotta wonder what our exchange student homes will be like.
"Probably teaming with bacteria from all that junk food they eat." Said Johnny.
"Now don't worry boys, you'll at least be able to relax after school because you're all gonna be spending the week in a hotel." Said Bugs Bunny. 'Thank goodness they're not going to the hotel I live in.'
"Good, I could go for a swim at the pool." spoke Johnny while winking at Fifi as he passed her by. "See ya around babe."
Fifi gagged as they left.
"That was fun, giving those guys the business." Said Montana.
"Yeah, bullying the bullies was satisfying." Said Hampton.
"On the bright side, we got the rest of the week to turn them into the looney bin." Said Babs. "So you 2 wanna come to my place and plan what we can do tomorrow?"
"Like, yeah!"
"Oui! I need to show Johnny Pew how disinterested I am."
"Great, tell your parents and we'll meet up at my place."
Meanwhile...
"Okay, this should be my place for the time being." Said Buster as he knocked on the door.
"This should be my temporary home." Said Plucky as he rang the doorbell.
'Alright, a temporary home...I gotta do my best to let them adopt me...' Thought Furrball as he knocked.
All 3 doors opened, they met the couples who owned the homes, but when they walked in...
"BUSTER/PLUCKY/FURRBALL?!" The girls gasped.
'This is gonna be some night.' Thought Buster and Plucky.
'Well, I have a good feeling about this family's chances of keeping me.' Thought Furrball.
