prompt: quarrel
"It's filth!"
"On the surface, Icha Icha seems dirty, but it contains a deeper meaning," Kakashi said defensively.
"It's porn," retorted Sakura. "There is no deeper meaning."
"You only say that because you haven't read it. Why do you hate it so much, anyway?"
"Because lately all you ever do is read that book," Sakura said, scowling.
Her former teacher smiled. "Do you know why I read it so often lately?"
"No."
"Because I need it to distract me."
She blinked. "Distract you from what?"
"Thinking all day about a certain pink-haired kunoichi."
