...As they walked into the half litted room, minture desasters crashed down.
Sasori face palmed when he saw his female twins. Yes, they did look like a miniature, eight month version of him, but they were laughing uncontrollably at an invisible speck of dust. No one has seen Sasori laugh as hard as that, but this was the exact way he would of looked. Like a blob of joyous happiness.
The two girls, whom they have not yet named began crawling towards Deidara, giggling the whole way. What were meant to be dull brown eyes, were bright brown, almost resembeling a pice of chocolate.
Deidara lifted up both redheads. "I was gonna name them something else, but Obi and Abia are the only names I can think of at this moment, un," he said, grunting a bit over the weight of them.
"Obi's a boy name," murured Konan, confused at how lightly the blonde took everything. He wasn't whipping out bombs.
Tobi began jumping up and down on the balls of his feet. "Does that mean that DeiDei liked Tobi's sur-prize? Does it?"
Deidara nodded while shoving a hand into his left pocket, carefully balancing both girls in one arm. Bringing out two bracelets, a red one and an orange one, he gave them their names. "The orange one is for Obi," he said, "and the red one is for Abia." He slipped them into their wrist.
Sasori shook his head before looking at the two babies left. He was going to name these two.
The two unnamed toddlers where at each corner of the room, silently watching the scene with little interest. Their bright blue eyes kept nothing inside them.
Deidara brushed back the bangs covering his left eye. "I can't tell where they got that from. Itachi or Sasori." He turned around and began leaving. "I'll get these two set up while you find out what Itachi did to the boys," he called out over his shoulder. Konan and Tobi also followed Deidara out.
Sasori walked towards the closest mini-deidara. "Now lets see what that bastard did to you." He whispered to his son.
"I'm still here, you know," Itachi said behind him.
The red head ignored him as he picked up the small child. Sasori looked back at Itachi. "He looks like and emo version of Deidara."
The Uchiha walked next to him and took the child out if his hands. The raven haired man stared at it for a while before digging around in his pocket. Taking out an eyeliner, he painted the area around the boy's eyes black, before handing him back to Sasori and moving onto to the next one who was still sitting on the floor.
When he returned, the last one in his arms, the younger twin had silver eyeliner on.
"This is how you'll tell them apart," Itachi said simply, putting away the pencils.
Sasori looked at the duplicates of his husband. "And now for the names..."
A minutes of silence stretched on. "Amara for the one with black eyeliner on because it means everlasting an darkness last for ever, and...Akira for the other one since silver is bright and clear."
Itachi gave a lazy look to Sasori. "Isn't 'Amara' a girl name, yeah?"
Sasori shrugged, his pale brown eyes scanning over Amara. "He looks like a girl, anyways. By the way, did some of Deidara's DNA mix in with yours?"
Itachi shrugged, answering in a monotone voice. "If that happened, then you would see me talking alot more with a occasional 'un'." He sighed. "Now, can we leave, un?"
Deidara dropped the extra bags of baby clothing at the door and went to take his girls to their rooms.
"You are gonna love the room sooo much, yeah!" he kept cooing, while Sasori began getting set up for dinner. Unlike most people, he liked to do things the old fashion way.
Itachi was sitting in the living room with Amara and Akira, ignoring them and changing the channels on the television, not that Ama and Aki minded much. "Theres nothing on your tv." Itachi informed Sasori, who was trying to stop a small fire.
"I dont care, " Sasori called out back, coughing a bit when smoke entered his lungs. "Why are you still here anyways? You aren't even taking care of your neices."
Itachi yawned. "First, I am in no way related to them by DNA-" he ignored Sasori's 'Yeah, you are,' "-and Second, Kisame did it again."
"He bit you?" asked Sasori. He had to admit, that happened quite often.
"No, the other thing."
"Um...Raped you?" he suggested. Probably Itachi wasn't in the mood, and Kisame was...
"No, he did that two weeks ago."
Silence..."Was it the sushi?"
"Yes."
"Why do you two always fight over some useless raw fish?" Sasori dumped a bucket of water over the stove.
Deidara walked back into the living room after singing the girls, Obi and Abia, into asleep. He sat down next to Itachi, who was having an emo moment over raw fish. "Sushi?"
Itachi didn't look up. "Yes."
Deidara shook his head and picked up Akira. "Who the hell put eye liner on him?" The blonde asked annoyingly to nobody.
"Itachi," Sasori called out. "Its the only way to tell them apart."
Deidara rolled his eyes. "And I suppose you put black eyeliner on Amara because it means everlasting, un?"
Sasori's head popped into the living room. "How did you know?"
"Motherly instincts."
Sasori smirked, "Alright, Mom. I call Dad!" he went back to his attemp cooking.
Itachi lifted his head up. "Hidan and Kakuzu are going to stop by today. They also made babies."
"Ugh...Don't say that, your making me have creepy thougts, yeah."
Sasori walked back into the living room after giving up the effort in making dinner, and ordered pizza instead. "Its kinda hard to imagine them with children. I bet they only made one," he said, taking a place across Itachi.
Deidara shook his head. "They would have two, un. That way they won't fight over what the children learn." A doorbell ringed trough the house. "I'll go get it."
He came back out with Hidan and Kakuzu on his tail. They were carrying each a baby.
"Told you," sing songed Deidara as he sat down back into his seat. He bagan inspecting his nails.
Hidan walked over to the only spare couch and laid himself down, sitting the baby next to him. A baby Hidan. "So how did yours end up?" he asked the couple. Kakuzu sat down next to Sasori, holding a baby version of him without all of the scars.
"Pretty well," said the Redhead, "considering the fact that an idiot and a moron messed with the DNA."
"Tobi and Itachi?" asked Kakuzu.
"I'm still here, you know," said Itachi again while Sasori nodded.
"And you got two mini Deidara's? That must be fucking harsh." Hidan poked Amara in the stomach. When the small blonde didn't react, Hidan pushed him, making Amara fall back. He snikered.
"And two mini Sasori's, un!" said Deidara running out of the room and dragging Hidan with him, planing to torture him for what he did.
Kakuzu looked back at Sasori. "Four?"
"Deidara's wish. Is anybody else coming?"
"I heard Orocimaru wanted to see how yours ended up..."
Itachi looked up. "That bastard better not touch my Sasori-kun, un!"
Sasori pried Itachi away from him, who had begun hugging him.
Kakuzu blinked. " 'Sasori-kun, un' ?"
"DNA."
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki.
And there was my pathetic excuse for why Itachi was being annoying.
And no rape scene this time, yay!
