AN: I don't own any characters or Big Brother. I'm beginning a prank war in the house, so if you have any ideas for pranks, do tell. :) I also learned something while writing this chapter...marshmallows is spelled differently than I pronounce it. :o I pronounce it marshmEllo. :PP Well, thanks for reviewing; I didn't expect so many things from just two chapters. :) Thank you very much.

That night Jane, Emmett, Nessie, Jacob, Rosalie, and Edward were the only ones up at midnight. Leah and Bella were passed out in the girls room, and Paul had crashed an hour earlier, Sam, Felix, and Alice were in bed before ten.

"I'm still gonna get you guys back for what you did to me," Jane laughed, sitting on the couch as she took a sip of her champagne.

"Yea, yea, you're all talk and no action," Emmett mumbled as he smiled at Rosalie.

"Well, I'm heading to bed, would you like to join me?" Rosalie asked Emmett with a wide grin on her face.

"Hell yea," he chuckled as he leapt off the couch and grabbed a hold of her hand and ran into the girls bedroom.

"So, who's gonna be the last to fall asleep?" Nessie asked slyly. "My friends and I do pranks on the first people to fall asleep."

"Well, they all fell asleep first," Jane said, directing towards the bedrooms.

"Any prank ideas?" Edward asked, grabbing the milk carton and taking a swig of it the putting it back.

"Eww! That's disgusting," Jane complained as Edward and Nessie shared a quick glance then went into giggles.

"I have an idea," Jacob said, ignoring Jane and smiling at Nessie. "Come here, babe." She giggled as she stood up and followed him into the kitchen.

They all walked into the kitchen as Jacob began searching for something in the cupboards.

"What are you looking for?" Jane asked.

"Clear wrap," Jacob mumbled before going back to looking. Edward busted into laughter while Jane and Nessie looked at him with confused looks on their faces.

"You've never done the clear wrap trick?" he asked them, running his hand through his hair.

"No," they said together.

"You take clear wrap and put it over the doors so when someone walks out they get a face full of clear wrap, it's pretty hilarious, actually."

"Oh!" Nessie said as she began looking for it, too. They found it quickly as Jacob and Edward did the top of each door and Nessie and Jane did the bottom of each door.

They stood back to admire their prank, then they returned to the living room.

"Now what?" Jane asked, sitting in the hot seat, while Jacob and Nessie took one couch and Edward took the other.

"We wait," Jacob said. After five minutes Nessie sighed, clearly annoyed. "What?" Jacob asked her.

"This is boring," she pouted.

"I have an idea," Jane began and before they got to ask her she shouted, "Wake up! Julie Chen's on the monitor!" Soon after that it was Paul who was the first to run into the boys' bedroom trap, then Emmett into the girls' room.

Jane and Nessie were holding back giggles as Jacob and Edward fell into hysterical laughter.

"Dudes!" Emmett hollered, trying to be tough, but ended up laughing as well. "This means war!" He pulled off the wrap and threw it on Edward, Paul leaving the room with it and going back to bed after peeling it off of his skin.

"Priceless," Edward said as he high fived Jacob.

"Well, I'm going to bed," Nessie said, stretching and yawning.

"What happened to prank those who pass out first?" Jane asked, wiggling her eyebrows at Nessie.

"I invented that rule, therefore, it doesn't apply to me," she smiled towards Jacob. "You comin' sweetie?" He got up from the couch and followed close behind her.

"Well, I'm gonna head to bed, also," Edward stood up and headed towards his bed.

"Why am I always left alone?" Jane asked herself, going into the kitchen and sitting on the counter. She laid down, staring up at the ceiling. She looked around the food cabinet and found marshmallows. She smiled to herself as she opened it with her teeth. She got a glue stick from below the sink and began gluing marshmallows around the house. She got every door knob, every corner, even everywhere outside. She scattered them as best she could and when she finished she threw away the bag and smiled to herself. She quickly went to bed, awaiting for her roommates to wake up to a sticky surprise.

Bella was the first to wake up the next morning (again) doing her daily routine of making coffee, tea, and breakfast, all while reading her book.

She noticed the marshmallows, but ignored them with a smile on her face. As she ate a piece of sourdough toast she was humming 'For the Love of a Daughter' by Demi Lovato and began doing a ballet dance to it as she sang in her head. As she was spinning on her toe Edward walked up behind her and caught her just as she was falling.

"For someone who's very clumsy, you're a great dancer," he smiled at her as she pulled away from his arms.

"Yea, my mom made me dance when I was a kid, and it's the only time I'm actually balanced," she mumbled.

"Why is it that Edward always finds me doing embarrassing things?" She asked the camera in the diary room wearing a large T-shirt with a pair of white shorts. "I mean, does Big Brother just wake him up when I'm doing something stupid?"

"Well, it was a beautiful dance," he grinned, stepping away from her and towards the food.

"So, you ready for the food competition today?" she asked him, wrapping her hands around her coffee mug and taking a sip.

"Oh, so we're on talking levels now?" he asked her as she stared at his back with a confused face.

"Um…yes? Why wouldn't we be?" she asked as he turned around and took a bite of bacon.

"I don't know, every time I've tried to talk to you, you just ignore me and give me a cold shoulder," he shrugged, taking the plate and sitting on the counter next to her.

"Oh," she mumbled, blushing slightly. "I'm sorry, I just don't like new people."

"Then why would you come to a place where all your surrounded by is new people?" he asked her, looking deeply at her.

"I don't know, I just wanted to get out of my small town. My friend talked me into it, she said that I needed to get away from a town that I've been through so much crap in," she shook her head. "Being away from home just makes me think of him even more."

"Who's 'him'?" he asked her quietly.

"My ex."

"Oh, what happened?" he took a small sip of her coffee and smiled lightly.

"He died," she paused to check his reaction and his smile fell off of his face. "In a car accident; when I was driving…I was drunk."

"Oh," he paused, suddenly feeling awkward. "I'm sorry."

"Don't. Please, I'm sorry of getting pity from everyone. I was stupid, and I didn't mean to, I mean I didn't even see the other car until…boom…I hit it," she paused to look at him again. "Sorry for making you feel uncomfortable," she mumbled and looked down at her mug.

He turned to look at her and put his finger under her chin to look at her face more carefully. He placed both hands on either side of her face and looked deep into her eyes. He pulled her in quickly as he planted one small, gentle kiss on her lips. As he pulled away she dropped her coffee and pulled him back in. Their lips were moving slowly, and carefully until she pulled away again, crying gently.

"I'm sorry," she said. He shook his head and pulled her into a hug.

On the other side of the house Emmett and Rose were both awake and were talking silently.

"So, how long have you modeled?" he asked her with a wide grin on her face.

"For about a year or so now," she said.

"Did you want to be a model when you were younger?" he began playing with her hair.

"No, I actually wanted to be a doctor when I graduated, I passed the test, and I had a scholarship to go to Harvard."

"Why didn't you go then?" he asked her, dropping her hair.

"My parents thought I was too stupid to make it," she looked at him with no emotion in her eyes.

"Wow, great parents," he grumbled.

"Yea, and they were the ones who were paying for my college, so if they didn't like it then no college for me," she pouted.

"So, is that why you tried out for the show?"

"Yes."

And that was the end of the conversation.

"Houseguests, it is time for the food competition; if you will all go outside," Julie Chen said over the monitor around midday. Everyone went outside and found a large forest. There were many trees that had banana bunches and there were spots with groups names. There was blue team, red team, and green team.

On the blue team was Rosalie, Edward, Bella, and Paul, Red team was Jacob, Nessie, Sam, and Alice, and on the green team was Emmett, Leah, Jane, and Felix.

Jacob walked up to the podium and read the directions out loud. "For this competition, each team must collect bananas from the bunches in the trees. In every banana there is either an 'X' or a check mark. The first two teams to collect ten check marks are Haves, and the one that does not win is the group of Have-nots for the week."

The houseguests got on their spot and they had two minutes to discuss a strategy to get the bananas. On the sound of the bell Nessie was the first from the red team to go, Paul was the first from the blue team, and Emmett was the first from the green team. Nessie leapt onto the tree like a monkey and began climbing it quickly, Emmett was tall enough to take a running leap and just missed by inches, and Paul took the climbing method. Nessie was the first to reach the banana, and as she was running back Emmett was jumping onto the tree, and quickly climbing up the side. Nessie reached the podium and Alice ran to the trees.

As Nessie pulled it apart the banana Paul was making it to the podium with Emmett just behind him. Nessie pulled out a check mart and put it on their shelf. Emmett pulled out an 'X' and Paul pulled out a check mark. Alice, Rosalie, and Jane were on the course. All three of them copied Nessie's technique and climbed the tree. Rosalie made it to the banana first and jumped down, running back to her spot. Jane was the next one down then Alice close on her tail. Rosalie pulled out a check mark, Jane and Alice pulled out 'X's. Jacob shot off the plank, running into the forest. Felix, and Edward both followed in after him, all of them getting a check mark.

By the last few minutes of the game, it was Jacob's team with nine, Emmett's with seven, and Edward's with nine.

Jacob was the last one from his team to go, with Emmett from his team, and Paul from Edward's team. Jacob was the first one down, running back to the spot and he pulled apart the banana to reveal a check mark. He placed it on their shelf and ran the bell as they all cheered, hugging each other and celebrating. Paul ran down the forest and jumped on the podium with Emmett just behind him. They both peeled their banana's and Paul pulled out a check mark while Emmett also pulled out a check mark, but it was too late. Paul placed his on the shelf and rang the bell. They all copied Jacob's team in celebration while Emmett pulled his team into a forced hug.

"Man, I was getting so pissed off at Leah, she didn't do anything! She went…" Emmett paused in the diary room to count in his head. "She only went twice, while the rest of us were running our butts off, trying our damn hardest. Leah is so lazy!"

"So, this week's have-nots are Emmett, Leah, Jane, and Felix," Julie Chen's voice came over the intercom out in the back yard. "You will all be eating slop for the next week, and sleeping in the most uncomfortable, wild have-not room ever on Big Brother."

"Oh, fuck," Jane mumbled to herself as they all walked inside and saw the buckets of Big Brother slop.

"Honestly, I'm sitting there, thinking to myself 'Fuck! From all the stories I've heard of slop, I'm going to die, it's going to be hell on earth.'" The diary room went from Jane talking about the slop to her putting a spoonful of it into her mouth. "Then, as I'm waiting for the puke to come up my throat, I realize," she pauses to smile at the camera. "It's not horrible; I mean, yes, it's bland, but with a little bit of spices or something mixed in, it's not that bad. It's like going on a diet; and I've always wanted to try one of those fancy, fancy diets," she laughs.

"How is it?" Emmett asked her and she smiled at him.

"Why don't you try some?" she asked, throwing some of it on his face.

"Oh, that's it!" he hollered, grabbing a handful and smearing it in her hair.

"How dare you!" she screamed, laughing and the rest of the house joined in.

Emmett went to lean on the wall behind him and fell onto a marshmallow. "What the hell is this?" he asked as the rest of the house finally looked around and found the house to be filled with marshmallows.

"Surprise!" Jane giggled and the rest of the house joined her.

The next morning Jacob woke up to see 'Nomination Day' on the TV in the living room.

"As I'm looking at this screen, I'm thinking to myself 'Dammit, you haven't even talked strategy with anyone, who are you going to nominate?' Then I think of the people that I haven't talked to. Leah," Jacob counts on his finger as he sits on the couch in the diary room. "Felix, Sam, Paul, and Alice."

The camera goes to Jacob in his room, concentrating on the keys around him. Then we see the rest of the house outside on the couches.

"I know that I'm safe this week, I mean me and Jake have been sleeping together since we got here," Nessie paused in the diary room. "Not like fucking, sleeping; like sleeping, sleeping."

"I honestly have no idea, I could go up on the block, I might not; I don't know," it was now Felix in the diary room, staring into the camera with a worried face.

"I think that the house won't be too surprised about my nominations, but you never know, it is the Big Brother house," Jacob looked down at the floor.

"It's time for the nomination," Jacob said as he walked outside and the rest of the house walked in as Jacob walked downstairs with the key contraption. "I will pull the first key, then whoever's name I call is safe, then they will pull a key, and so on, and so forth."

"We know that shit, get on with it," Emmett said, giving the house the giggles.

"Nessie, you are safe," Jacob said, handing her, her key.

"Thank you, Jacob," she said, standing up, putting on her key and pulling the next key. "Emmett, you are safe."

"Edward."

"Jane."

"Bella."

"Rosalie."

"Alice."

"Felix."

It was down to Paul, Sam, and Leah.

Felix stood up and pulled out the key slowly. "Paul, you are safe," he said, handing Paul his key.

"Thank you, Jacob," Paul said, looking towards Jacob with a thankful look.

"So, I've nominated you, Leah, and you Sam," Jacob said, looking between both of them. "I nominated you, Leah, because I feel like you don't want to be here, and you seem to not care really. And, you Sam, I haven't even talked to you once this game, I feel like you've had many chances to talk to me, but you haven't. This meeting is adjourn."

"I kind of was expecting this, I mean I've been a bitch this entire week, but I'm starting to like it here, and I don't want to leave," Leah said in the diary room with a smile. "Don't worry, America, you'll be hearing a lot more of me."

Sam was sitting in the diary room, biting his lip. "I think he could've talked to me, as well, I'm just very pissed off right now, I don't want to go home, yet. I mean, a conversation works two ways."

Jacob hugged Nessie and kissed her forehead lightly before heading upstairs with her, and the camera goes to everyone else walking through the house silently.