A/n: Thank you to all my reviewers! Arigato! I am really happy. Here's another chapter. Enjoy! This fanfic is dedicated to I'm canned fruit. I also want to thank reviewers and my sister shadowtailmon who actually gave me good idea and not just hot yaoi smex ideas, which I don't think this story will turn out to be.
Rule 2: Never Force Feed L Meat
"Light, I do believe it is time for dinner." stated L.
"I'm going out for dinner." said Light.
"I have to keep an eye on you Light, so I do believe that we should stay here." said L. Suddenly Light had another idea.
"I'll stay if you eat meat." offered Light.
"Excuse me?" glared L.
"You hear me. Eat. Meat." confirmed Light.
"Why? I have a perfect eating habit." whined L.
"You call eating sweets for every meal of the day including snacks a perfect eating habit? If that's true I must be Kira." huffed Light.
"So you admit you're Kira?" asked L.
"I'm NOT!" yelled Light.
"But you just said you were!" protested L.
"You don't have a perfect eating habit!" screeched Light.
"My brain says you're lying." pouted L.
"My brain says I better confiscate your candies." said Light.
"Why? My candies' innocent." said L.
"I'm confiscating it for nicotine." said Light.
"You can't! I bet you'll eat it behind my back saying you "confiscated it". No, no, no, I am not that dumb. You might try to put poison in my precious candies, or put a sleeping pill in it, or choke me with it. Oh, and then you'll say Kira killed me when you did which could also mean you're Kira. Then, you'll tell the investigation team that you were helping me and try to get off the hook. Oh, I got you good….MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!" cackled L.
"Is he always like this?" asked Light.
"Yes. Light, I do hope you know that L has a withdrawal problem." said Watari.
"I know now." sighed Light.
A/n: Not really funny but it's sort of the best I can do at 12:39 in the morning and my parents won't let me have coffee anymore.
