-Author's Note October 1, 2008: This chapter isn't very good, and I know it. The first 3 chapters were written in less then 50 hours so I know for sure they aren't quality. Before you review and start flaming my ass please know that I only started to actually try writing a good story around chapter 7. Please do not flame, or at least flame chapters 4 and up. I don't mind flames as long as they at least tell me what I did wrong instead of using dozens of insult and swears like a ten year old kid with tourettes. I know about some of the spelling errors too, but they are only like 2 or 3 per chapter so don't be anal about it. And if you don't like my skits they are at the end of the chapters now so don't if you don't want to read them then don't read the last part of the chapter. Enjoy.-
Vene: Thanks Tribladeofchaos for the tips. Btw those who are hoping for this to be a great fluff story be alarmed I suck at fluff, any tips will be very helpful. 5 reviews, I have to be the best author in the world. (JK)
Chris: Dude calm down.
Vene: I guess I never put a disclaimer in my chapters although this is my first chapter using any Negima characters in it, Matt say the disclaimer.
Matt: Veneficus21 does not own Negima.
Vene: You realize this is probably your last line in this story.
Matt: Wait, What!?
Vene: Hey stop saying the title we all know that joke and it's really annoying!
Matt: Your annoying!
Vene: No you are!
Matt: Forget you!
Vene: Your Mom!
Matt: Your face!
Veneficus21 and Matt start beating the crap out of each other.
Chris: This could take a while, please enjoy chapter 3 of "Wait, What!?"
Stray fist hits Chris as Veneficus21 and Matt fight
Chris: (holding his cheek) Oh IT'S ON!!
Chris jumps in on the fight, fists flare.
Negi: Please enjoy the chapter.
Chris: Hey that's my job!
Everyone: Get him!
Negi: Ahhhhh!
The long haired Filipino walked of the plane excited and wound up.
"I am finally in Japan Whooo!" Chris exclaimed. People around him started to stare at the teen's outburst.
"Um did I do something wrong." He said to himself.
The surrounding people who looked at him started to scoot away until a large empty circle formed around Chris.
"Um this is one bad omen, heh heh. Good thing I have this lucky charm." (BTW if you didn't read chapter 2 Italics mean some is thinking.)
An hour later in the taxi
(Now speaking Japanese) "I need to go to a place called Mahora Academy." Said Chris to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver looked a little puzzled for a moment, but he turned around and started to drive.
"What was with that look?"
The ride lasted a half an hour and the boy had about 100 pictures in his camera by the time they were done.
"So where is the academy?" he said as he paid the taxi driver.
"Oh you have to go by foot from here, it's right over there."
Chris turned around. His eyes bulged to unnatural sizes.
"Whoa this place is like a city!" he exclaimed as he took pictures.
As Chris took photos the taxi driver took out his luggage and set the bags next to him and drove off.
It took him a good 2 minutes to notice.
"Wait where did he go." He said angrily shaking his fist.
"Oh, whatever. Nothing could kill my High!" he yelled, eyes sparkling.
"This place is huge, I wish I had a map." He looked around for a minute. "Wait where are the students. It's only 7:00, my forms said classes start at eight."
Chris turned around and saw a cloud of dust appearing in the distance.
"Eh," was the only thing he could utter before he realized what was coming.
He started to run but he couldn't move quick enough due to his bags.
"What's with this stampede?" he yelled, struggling trying to get out of the way.
He wasn't quick enough because the mass of students swiftly trampled all over him.
"I can't take much more of this!"
The students left as quickly as they came.
"I need to get up, I could die here."Pushing his arms up as hard as he could Chris was able to sit up.
"WHAT. THE. HELL. WAS. THAT!! Chris screamed at the top of his lungs.
"ARE ALL JAPANESE STUDENTS THAT INSANE!!" He screamed even louder.
Chris heard a drip as he noticed a small puddle of blood on the ground.
"Wait whose blood is this?" he said, with all the anger in his voice gone. He then noticed the trickle coming down his forehead.
"Oh crap, I really might die." He said using his bags as crutches to get up.
"I need to get to the first aid office…. Wait I don't even know where the classrooms are."
"Maybe I could find some students." The image of what just happened popped in his head. "Maybe I should avoid the students for a while." He said as he started to limp in the opposite position.
5 minutes later
Chris is on the ground crawling.
"Where on earth am I!?" He thought still struggling forward.
He flipped over exhausted.
"I'm in Japan for 2 hours and I'm circling the drain. Sigh I knew I should have taken Chinese." He thought right before losing consciousness (AN: Wouldn't I be a JA if Chris died right here lol.)
Some time later
"Whoa!" Chris yelled as he sprang up from his bed.
"Where am I?" he said looking at his surroundings. He was in a metal bed and all the sheets were white. There was a white curtain all around his bed.
The events of the morning flashed through his mind. "Oh yeah I'm in Japan and that mob of students tried to murder me."
A small hand pulled away the curtain. A girl with short blue hair walked in, she had brown eyes and had a cute nurses outfit on. All Chris could do is stare at her, but when he realized how long he had been starring at her he looked down at his lap blushing a little.
"Um…I'm hear to change your bandages," she said in a cute shy voice as she held up a clipboard that was in front of here mouth.
"Bandages? What Bandages?" Chris said trying not to make direct eye contact with here.
She pointed to his head. He took the mirror next to him and looked into it. She was right there were bandages wrapped around his head, a little bloody though.
"Oh okay." He said as he set down the mirror.
She walked over to him and set down her clipboard. He saw her face uncovered and close up.
"She's really cute" As she came closer his heart started to beat louder and his blush redden.
"Ah do you have a fever, you're a little red?" the nurse asked.
"No, no, I'm okay. Um it's a little hot with these on." He said pointing to his bandages.
"Oh I'll change them right away." She said hastily. "Why does this boy keep staring at me?" she thought in an embarrassed voice.
She came over to Chris and started to undo his bandages.
She couldn't tell but Chris' face was on fire.
"What coming over me, she's just a girl I've been with girls before" He lied to himself.
As the nurse took out the old bandage the wound opened a little and a trickle of blood went down Chris' face.
Chris looked up to see what was wrong.
The girl's mouth was agape and her eyes were spiraling.
"Eh?" was all he could say before the nurse hit the ground.
"Ahhh someone help! This girl has fainted!"
A man came through the curtains; he looked at the girl and sighed.
Chris was very ticked off at this. "Don't sigh! That girl passed out!"
"Calm down or you'll pass out too. This happens all the time when Ako-san sees blood."
"Blood?" He said as he realized the blood now pour down his face. "Ahhh, help do something!"
He came over and redid his bandages.
"Calm down and rest, I'll be right back." The doctor left carrying the nurse and came back.
"She'll be Ok in a few minutes. More importantly what are you doing here?"
"What do you mean?"
"What is a teenage boy with luggage doing at Mahora?"
"Um, isn't it obvious I'm a student here."
"What?"
"I'm a student, I'm a transfer student from America. Chris Lacap."
"Um, there must be a problem, I'll be right back."
"Oh before you go doctor."
"Yes, Lacap-san?"
"That nurse what was here name?"
"Oh her name is Ako Izumi, she's a student here."
"Thanks Doctor-san"
The doctor walked out of the room quickly.
Chris was in deep thought with a blush on his face, he didn't notice his clothes and bed were covered in blood.
Whoot done with chapter 3!!
Vene, Matt, Chris, and Negi are on the ground gasping for air.
Ako: Um guys the stories done.
Matt: (Breathing heavily) I demand to have a place in the ongoing plot!
Chris: I demand more Negima in the story!
Negi: Just stop fighting please!
Vene: Fine I'll give in to your demands, except yours Negi!
Negi: Why??
Vene: Because it's my story so suck it, oh btw I need to pair Matt up with someone so someone please tell me which girl should he go with I'm kind of leaning towards Asuna I think they are a good match. Matt's profile is on my profile. Don't expect long chapters and someone please teach me to write fluff. There are seriously only like 2 other Ako stories so I don't want this one to suck.
Matt: You mean like you do.
Vene: Bring it!
Chris: I'll destroy you all!
Negi: Help!
Negi tries to runaway but gets pulled into the fight
Ako Sweatdropps
