-=Forgive me JKR, fore I have sinned; in thought and word and deed (namely writing this smut).=-
The War Won't Stop
Conflict and Revelations
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Hermione received Snape's owl with a promptness that suggested that he was more than eager. No doubt he's eager, he thinks he's going to have his cake and eat it too. Without delay she ripped the letter open.
A business card dropped out, 'S & M's All You Need Boutique.' What?
Reading the list quickly, she made noises ranging from outrage to disbelief.
Holding the letter in hand, she disapparated to Snape's.
Snape grinned when he opened the door. "Yes." His grin widened.
Damn big-mouthed man. "What is this." The letter was clutched in her hand. "Don't answer that, it was rhetorical."
He swung the door open invitingly. "I must say, I really enjoyed writing that." Snape adjusted himself, Hermione groaned with revulsion.
Hermione rounded on Snape, "there is something seriously wrong with you."
Snape stepped into her personal space, "you're far to used to wizards only wanting bore a hole in you."
Hermione was blushing fiercely from the blatant truth of the matter. "You can't be serious. That's just..."
He took off his coat. "Fun. Let that bushy stuff down you call hair and have some." Emphasising the 'F.' "Where would you like to start?"
Hermione opened and closed her mouth like a guppy. She felt like a guppy amidst the sharks. She carried on gamely. "We haven't come to an agreement."
Amused at her resistance, "I can agree to get started dealing with Potter tomorrow, and you can agree to meet my demands."
Clearing her throat. "About those demands, how much assurance do I have you will be effective."
Taking her hand and kissing it he pulled her against him. "I'll be very effective." She was too shocked to pull away, she went in for another round of gulping. "You have my word."
Her face hardened. "You'd better. Since I have no obvious choice you decide."
Snape squeezed her tightly, "you're so tense. Let's start off with a nice erotic message. Give me a moment to set up and I'll return for you."
