Sardines


Cake, buttered toast and tea

All this I observe with glee,

But sardines? What of them?

On these pisces I move my pen.

~o*o~

Marshwiggle is waved dismissively,

Because of its muddy consistency.

Talking stag is out of the question

And our heroes learned a lesson

~o*o~

Never to eat without asking,

For fear the food is masking,

A deeper, darker history

That will always remain a mystery

~o*o~

But the question still stands,

Make up your mind, I demand.

Are sardines a suitable option

For normal human consumption?


A/N: Am I the only one who thinks that sardines and mustard on toast sounds like something rather nice for lunch?

~Psyche