Chapter 3.
Harry chuckled under the alarmed gazes of his loved ones, and said 'new memories?'
The group nodded as there was a bang of the door being thrown open, 'Harry, mate, you in here?' RonΒΈ Harry thought, cursing his friend. 'Yeah, in the kitchen!' he called.
'Hermiones going to kill you mate, you know she has the kids with her, and you're going to be late for your speech if you don't get a move on,' he said, still not registering the group around him. Harry cleared his throat, and gestured to the people around him, Ron blanched, causing Harry to grin. 'Mr Weasley, I hope you are well?' Albus said politely.
Ron snapped out of his trance and drew his wand, pointing it at the 7. He backed towards the fireplace and threw some floo powder into it, calling 'Headmistress' office, Hogwarts,' causing the flames to go green, once they had settled he said, 'Hermione, come to Grimmuald place,'
Within seconds Hermione apparated into the kitchen, sans the children, which her husband noticed, 'Where are the kids?' he questioned.
Hermione rolled her eyes, 'the giant squid has them, what do you think Ronald?' she said sarcastically.
She turned to glare at Harry, but when her eyes landed on the other people she too drew her wand. 'What's going on?' she said waspishly.
'Guys, its fine, they have already been checked.' Harry said calmly.
Hermione pointed her wand at Harry, who rolled his eyes before proclaiming 'My name is Harry James Potter, boy who lived, I am married to Ginevra Potter, I have two children, named after people who passed during the battle of Hogwarts. I went into the forest to die, I dropped the resurrection stone. Yours, Ron's, Ginny's and Minerva's screams of my name still haunt me.'
Hermione lowered her wand, as did Ron. 'It's them?' she asked uncertainly.
Harry nodded, smiling. Hermione turned to the group and, shocking everybody, headed straight for Sirius. She then further shocked them all by promptly smacking him across the face, 'you absolute imbecile,' she hissed, 'you had one job, one. Stay. Inside. But you didn't do that! You were all he had left Sirius-no offence Professor,' she added quickly, turning to Remus, who was watching her with a mixture of shock and amusement. He held up his hands, 'none taken at all, Hermione.'
She nodded before turning back to Sirius, 'it killed him Sirius. Do you understand how guilty he felt? Can you even comprehend that? Ask Professor Dumbledore what he did when he got back to Hogwarts go on!'
She took a breath to continue but Harry interrupted her, 'Can we not talk about him while him is here?'
Hermione sighed but turned to glare at Tonks, who gulped, 'you were supposed to stay at home,' Hermione stated simply. Tonks nodded glumly, 'however, you have missed out on some of your son's life, and I think that is enough punishment.' Hermione continued.
Ron was staring dumbstruck at his brother, who laughed, 'Awwww, is little Ronniekins confused?' Fred said with a baby voice.
Ron sighed and said, 'Go to George, he needs you back.'
Fred grinned happily, 'happy to comply, dear brother!' and stepped into the fireplace, disappearing into the green flames.
Harry turned to his two best friends, 'I take it Ginny didn't tell you?' they shook their heads, causing Harry to glower, 'no, of course she didn't.' he muttered.
Hermione cleared her throat, looking pointedly at Harry's parents, Harry laughed, 'Hermione, Ron these are my parents. Mom, Dad these are my best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.'
The two couples shook hands, when James turned to his son, 'why didn't you introduce us by our full names?' he asked, causing a round of laughter.
Harry rolled his eyes, 'I think they know your names seeing as I'm famous because of your deaths, and they're my best mates.'
'Did you meet at Hogwarts?' Lily asked, happy to get to know her son.
'MERLIN'S PANTS!' Hermione exclaimed, 'Harry, you have a speech! That's why I sent Ron.'
Harry groaned, he hated doing the speeches, it caused him to relive the war he tried ever so hard to forget. 'Do I have to?' he whined.
'Yes, oh Chosen One!' Ron snickered; Harry glared at him, 'over used? How's undesirable no.1?'
At this Harry snorted, 'it really was a stupid campaign,' Tonks sighed.
'Stop the distractions! Harry, go!' Hermione ordered.
'But Hermione-' he whined.
'Oh Merlin,' she grabbed his arm apparating to Minerva's office.
Ron sniggered, 'Harry's not going to like that,' he paused, 'Come on, we can apparate into Minerva's office, lets follow them,'
With that they all turned on the spot, and disapparated with a pop.
A/N: Alright, firstly, thank you all for your reviews, it really means a lot as I didn't know how this was going to go. If you have any suggestions please let me know.
Secondly, I'd like to thank my best friend, who sent some of you lot here, known in the reviews as 'Padfoot'. Pads, thanks for all the ideas, I'm definitely going to do that thing with Dumbledore. So, a round of applause for Messr PadfootII everybody! *claps wildly*
Oh, and Pads? *whispers* My brother got lost on a conveyor belt.
Seriously (heh heh) though guys, thanks very much!
