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"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts

"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful being speech

'stupid ningen'-Powerful being Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques

"Yo baka" Beings translation/speech

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A/N: Note This. Is. Fiction. Here I am God, and I can decide how each character acts or behaves.

Challenge from Zanark Sathanus.

*story start*

*April 30 1945, several miles outside Berlin Germany*

A lone figure was standing in the ruins of a forrest while explosions resonated from the city, as tanks and soldiers stormed the wore a dark grey combat vest with dozens of medals of Valor decorating the front. Their crimson hair was tied in a single braid with twin ivory horns poking out from a canopy officer hat, while wearing a necklace that had a jade tomoe surrounded by an ivory semi-circle and matching obsidian copy.

The figure approached a tree and pulled out a blade that appeared to be similar to a Norwegian knife. They started carving a Tree where the branches intertwined with its roots in a circle and making a small incision with the blade in their hand, then covered the carving with their blood.

Harlequin green flames burst to life, creating a flaming ring incasing the carving. An Alabaster white hand grabbed the left edge of the circle while an onyx black hand gripped the opposing side, widening the circle. Which made it roughly big enough for an adult to pass through. Slowly, more of a feminine figure emerged from the flaming ring.

A heart shaped face that has skeletal markings, and raven black hair on the left. While having exotically tanned skin with snow white hair on the right. She was in a dress that was split directly down the centre with Noir black and snow white matching her inverse colour scheme.

"Naruto, what a pleasant surprise. I'm guess that you have completed the arrangement?" The twin toned lady asked as she pulled out a golden heart locket from her pocket.

"I have Hel-san. Adolf has perished along side with hundreds of his absolute followers. The German forces will be defeated and the war will be over in months. So you will release them, yes?" Naruto asked the farrier of souls opened the golden locket. Dozens of Pine green orbs shot out of the golden container, and spread to the farthest corners of the globes.

"The deal has been completed. You know how to contact me if you wish to make another deal." Hel told him as the tree and herself was consumed by the harlequin flames.

"Time to find where they are." Naruto muttered as he pulled out a case, and started to walk north. Extending a single pair of ivory and ebony wings, he flew over the burning remains of the Fallen Reich. A single obsidian black rod pierced through the roof of the fallen silver tongued leaders bunker.

*November 1 1955 Scandinavian Countries*

An adult figure with a few stray dark crimson hairs peering out of a grey linen coat walked towards a mountain surrounded in a blizzard. Around the hood covering the figures face had brown pelts, and the crimson wrappings around the handle of a weapon was barely visible under the massive winter cloak.

As the the figure approached the snow covered mountain side, a figure reached out from their cloak and brushed aside a random portion of the mountain. A section of a massive gate was revealed and when the figure tried to grasp a gate, several weapons were aimed at their hood.

"Halt human! How does a mortal know of the Vallhallan gates?" A crimson haired lady demanded in a Scandinavian language as her allies aimed their weapons at him. Said crimson haired warrior was in a metallic dress with blue and silver coloured dress with four metallic wings fanned out behind her.

One of her allies has snow white rear length hair that was tied up by purple ribbons and two winglike ear coverings. Her black waisted dress contrasted with the snowy landscape and her ivory coloured dress.

"Calm yourself Valkyries. I come to speak to the AllFather." The male figure declared as he replied to them in Scandinavian, as he gripped the hilt of his blade.

"How does one so young speak the tongues of the old?" The crimson haired valkyrie asked as she summoned a double edged sword with wings for the cross guard and aimed it at his throat.

"From a deal with the Allfather." The crimson haired swordsman declared as he held out a talisman with three intersecting triangles circled my Scandinavian runes that could be roughly translated to 'In Odin we Trust, 'til Valhalla'.

"What deal could you make to receive the Allfathers Talisman?!" The Crimson valkyrie demanded as the warriors aimed their weapons at his face.

"The Allfather knows, and I believe that is all that would matter." the male warrior told them as the stone gate opened up, and revealed a golden figure standing in front of a rainbow coloured bridge.

"Uzu of Maki, the Mighty One awaits you." a golden armoured warrior declared as he gestured towards the glowing bridge. Two curved golden head pieces extended from his helmet. Gold coloured plating meshed together atop of a chainmail base.

"Heimdallr, is this mortal being allowed to pass into Asgard?" the white haired valkyrie asked the golden eyed gatekeeper.

"Yes, this warrior has made a deal with Odin. I have been tasked by the Allfather to deliver him." Heimdallr declared as the valkyries weapons dispersed into golden flakes.

"Thank you Heimdallr-san. Now may we go? I would hate to keep the Mighty One waiting." the cloaked warrior added as the golden watcher escorted him along the rainbow bridge.

"*Sigh* Come on Rossweise, let's see why this mortal has been allowed to enter Asgard." The crimson warrior told her companion as they walked along the multi coloured spectral bridge as the colossal stone gate sealed up. The raging blizzard quickly covered up the evidence of the gates existence, or the people standing there.

*Bifröst bridge*

"Heimdallr-san, does that Allfather know that I am nearing?" 'Uzu of Maki' inquired from the guardian as they flew along the Bifröst bridge towards the Asgardian Kingdom.

"He is aware that you are approaching. I informed the Allfather that you were nearing the gate, so he has people preparing a feast. It is not often that Asgardians get to interact with someone such as yourself." Heimdallr informed the male warrior as the Bifröst bridge ended at the massive golden walls surrounding Asgard.

"I am not that different. I merely keep ending up in the middle of the Anglo-Saxon's fight with the former Roman empire. Germanic or Britannic, their beliefs always justify their actions." the hooded warrior stated as two ivory objects reflected light from the base of his forehead.

"That is a common trait of most mortals. Men and women fight over trival acts. 'Our' gods do not care, so long as people believe. The Allfather has tried to make contact with the other Pantheons to secure Asgard's position. Which is why he sent you to collect those items." Heimdallr told him as the golden eyed gatekeeper turned the shadowed appearance of the warrior.

"That was no small feat. Some of them were harder to convince then others." Uzu of Maki muttered bitterly as they traveled along the golden pathways inside of Asgard.

"The Allfather knew it would be difficult, your request was a fairly substantial one." Heimdallr stated as the group walked through the golden gateway of the Asgardian Castle.

"Heimdallr, what could the Allfather have this mortal do?" the crimson valkyrie asked as they approached a massive banquet table, with numerous maids setting food and drinks on the table.

"Just wait a little while Erza. You will know what he had to get soon." Heimdallr told her as the table was completely set, and Norse Gods and Goddesses started to align themselves with the empty seats.

"Is Odinson present?" the male warrior asked him as they sat next near the front end of the table, adjacent to a golden throne with two perches near the headrest.

"Thor Odinson is off in Midgard. While Loki is off in Hel." Heimdallr answered his question as Uzu of Maki took the cloak, and set it on the back of the chair. Revealing his waist length crimson hair tied into a single braid behind him, and a short crimson stubble framing his face.

"Can you tell me your name mister?" Rossweisse asked him as his pale lavender pupils turned towards the snowy haired Valkyrie.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the Unfallen Ninja." Naruto told her as a flash of light appeared from the throne, and a golden armoured aged warrior appeared sat in it.

The aged warrior had a leather eye patch covering his right eye and a long white beard. His golden armour had segments of chainmail of armour underneath with a vermillion cape behind it.

"Greetings Naruto! It's good to see you. I'm guessing that you have managed to get all the stuff I asked for?" The man asked from his throne as two ravens sat on their perches on the throne.

"I am doing fine Odin-sama, and I have the items you asked for." Naruto answered him as he pulled out a scroll, and unrolled it on the table.

"Excellent. Now show me them." Odin requested as a small cloud of smoke enveloped the scroll, and several items appeared on top of it.

"Allfather, how can this mortal use Dwarven magic?" Erza asked the almighty Norse ruler.

"Naruto is not a mortal, he is a member of another pantheon. Jehovah's pantheons." Odin told her as Naruto handed him a golden cross with the top section wrapped to form a loop.

"Here you go, Odin-sama. An Ankh from Anubis. 7 kilos of Damascus steel from Syria. An urn of Greek fire from Apollo, and Diana's silver arrow from the Romans. The steel was easier to get compared to Diana's arrow." Naruto told the Allfather as the ravens flew off their perches and collected the items.

"Excellent. Sleipnir, can you come here! Naruto is here!" Odin yelled as the sound of hooves on the polished stone grew gradually louder, before a dark brown object tackled Naruto from behind.

"UNKLE NARUTO! I missed you!" A brunette centaur cheered as she hugged Naruto, who as pocketing the scroll. She was wearing a leather vest, and had her hair set up in two bangs, framing her brown eyes.

"Hello Sleipnir. How has your mother been?" Naruto asked the young centaur, as she he ate some carrots that were on a nearby plate.

"Moms doing great! So what do you need Grandpa Odin?" the girl asked her maternal grandfather.

"Sleipnir, how would you like to go with Naruto on his journey?" Odin asked his centaur grandchild.

"That would be sooo cool! Are you sure Mom will be with me going with him?" Sleipnir questioned him as Huginn and Muninn swooped down and grabbed some meat from the table.

"She'll be fine. I am also going to send two valkyries to make sure that you're safe." Odin told her as Erza raised an eyebrow at the last part.

"Allfather, which valkyries are you sending?" Rossweisse asked the Nordic deity.

"I'm sending you two. Someone has to keep them in line." Odin shocked the duo as they turned to Naruto who replaced one of the Gods ale with melted butter.

"Are you sure sir? Won't we be needed in Asgard?" Rossweise asked him, while a smaller version of herself was cheering in her head.

"I am. Now let's celebrate!" Odin yelled as everyone held up their cups of ale.

"YEAH!" All those present cheered and downed their beverages.

"WHO THE HELL REPLACED MY ALE WITH BUTTER!?" one of the male gods yelled as Naruto fell back laughing.

"Where going to be dealing with this for a long time." Erza muttered to herself as she downed her beverage.

"At least it will be interesting." Rossweisse told her as she took a swig of her drink, and instantly turned green. She turned to her left and vomited on the ground... exactly where Naruto was laying.

*End*